Cardio is going to kill you!

[Bullet train]

Hey meso bros,

@Dr JIM said that the heart related deaths are 4 times higher in AAS runners than runners who do not take AAS.

@Jankauskas has recently had a echo cardiogram, and revealed a "larger than normal heart" the consensus is that running! And cardio! Draws blood into the heart and makes it grow!

So my meso brothers, we're advised by doctors to do cardio. Yet cardio is literally working to enlarge the heart and give us heart attacks!

Thus, as AAS users we should never ever do cardio!!! If anyone has any reason to believe otherwise, please share as to why?

Thank you.

 

[Oldschool]

 

[Eman]

Welp, this is all the evidence I need... I'm with you 100%, fuck cardio.

 

[Jankauskas]

Its not actually larger than "normal", its still in the normal range, just larger than average (athlete's heart, I think), but yeah, any excuse is a good excuse not to do it

Edit: I have re-read your post, and I think you misunderstood the words of @Dr JIM ...
When he said steroid "runners" I believe he meant steroid users, not runners who take steroids....

 

[Eman]

I think you misunderstood the words of @Dr JIM ...
When he said steroid "runners" I believe he meant steroid users, not runners who take steroids....

Let's not get all caught up in semantics here...

OP, any evidence that salads are in fact harmful and that ice cream is actually healthier?

 

[Jankauskas]

Let's not get all caught up in semantics here...

OP, any evidence that salads are in fact harmful and that ice cream is actually healthier?

I believe that if we look hard enough, we can actually find something to support this claim

 

[Eman]

I believe that if we look hard enough, we can actually find something to support this claim

Let's not and say we did...

 

[Jankauskas]

Let's not and say we did...

Despite the fact that salad contains a lower ammount of calories and a large ammount of vitamins, it is also more difficult to swallow, so in a way it is worse than ice cream, which is easier to swallow and digest (no fiber).
What good can salad be for you if you choke to your death on it? No good, thats the answer.

Also, people tend to season salad with salt, which increases blood pressure, and vinegar, which may cause Acid reflux, which may lead to cancer of the esophagus.

With all of this being said, I think its pretty safe to assume salad causes cancer, and should be avoided at all costs.

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Edit: I have re-read your post, and I think you misunderstood the words of @Dr JIM ...
When he said steroid "runners" I believe he meant steroid users, not runners who take steroids....

This is the moment OP realizes hes a stupid cunt

 

[Oldschool]

This is the moment OP realizes hes a stupid cunt

 

[ickyrica]

This is the moment OP realizes hes a stupid cunt

You think that can happen? He's so busy owning everyone and making us all his bitch. Lol. 10 to 1 says he doesn't even lift.

 

[Skull]

Jus thought id pop in to say giggidy.....carry on

 

[Docd187123]

Title of the thread is "cardio is going to kill you"

Doc is patiently waiting for Trukker to post "I am going to kill you if you keep making stupid threads". Especially after that anal elasticity comment the other day!

 

[Jankauskas]

Especially after that anal elasticity comment the other day!

Aware me on this matter.

 

[Dr JIM]

Hey meso bros,


So my meso brothers, we're advised by doctors to do cardio. Yet cardio is literally working to enlarge the heart and give us heart attacks!

Thus, as AAS users we should never ever do cardio!!! If anyone has any reason to believe otherwise, please share as to why?

Thank you.

My goodness where does such MISINFORMATION have its origins

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Title of the thread is "cardio is going to kill you"

Doc is patiently waiting for Trukker to post "I am going to kill you if you keep making stupid threads". Especially after that anal elasticity comment the other day!

I cant say kill. Millard will cut me off

 

[ickyrica]

My goodness where does such MISINFORMATION have its origins

Troll central Jim.

 

[Oldschool]

"Cardio! Draws blood into the heart and makes it grow!"

I really like this part.
I guess if you abstain from cardio there is no way the hormone rich blood will enter the heart! Thus saving you from any hormone related effects to the heart!
Fucking awesome!

 

[Oldschool]

I wonder what @EcpertRealistic thinks of all this? He's been kinda quiet.

 

[ickyrica]

I'd support a group voting on "meso dumbest member"

When you're voted in as the dumbest your avi automatically changes to a dunce cap. It returns back to your last avi only when someone else gets voted into that spot.

@Bullet train