I once dropped a vial of tren, the vial broke, so I just grabbed a broken piece of the vial, sliced a 2" gash into my left buttock, and sat on the puddle of tren until it had all absorbed into my body.
My wife then walked into the room, and asked if it hurt. I said "no pain, but I didn't want to lose that vial and have no gain from it". All she heard was "no pain.......no gain" and she said "Hey that would make a GREAT t-shirt or bumper sticker slogan", so we trade marked it and it is how I pay for my cycles now!
Okay, again, I have never broken a vial by dropping it.