Sent text to wrong person

[TRT]

I think this thread jynxed me.

I've mentioned in another thread that I've gone into business with a co-worker at my work. We do some what the same work as the place we work for so it's conflict of interest. We could also be taking their customers on side which we don't...but it's happened by mistake a few times. This could get us fired on the spot.

Anyways, I just texted the OWNER of our company the following instead of my business partner/ co-worker:
" We need to finish the fiberglass work on John Doe's boat."
Owner: "John Doe's isn't scheduled for any glass work. Cutomer said no to the qoute given by service. Confused."
I fucking panicked!

I quickly played it off well saying different customer but it's suspicious that I'm even mentioning the fiberglass work cause I supposedly don't know anything about it. [emoji6] I knew this so I mentioned that I have recently grown concerned about customer satisfaction do to the deadlines not being met.
Thank god he bought it. He ended up calling me and we spoke about what we could do to help my area of concern.

 

[rpbb]

I think this thread jynxed me.

I've mentioned in another thread that I've gone into business with a co-worker at my work. We do some what the same work as the place we work for so it's conflict of interest. We could also be taking their customers on side which we don't...but it's happened by mistake a few times. This could get us fired on the spot.

Anyways, I just texted the OWNER of our company the following instead of my business partner/ co-worker:
" We need to finish the fiberglass work on John Doe's boat."
Owner: "John Doe's isn't scheduled for any glass work. Cutomer said no to the qoute given by service. Confused."
I fucking panicked!

I quickly played it off well saying different customer but it's suspicious that I'm even mentioning the fiberglass work cause I supposedly don't know anything about it. [emoji6] I knew this so I mentioned that I have recently grown concerned about customer satisfaction do to the deadlines not being met.
Thank god he bought it. He ended up calling me and we spoke about what we could do to help my area of concern.

Ouch, I hate doing fiberglass work on boats

 

[Demondosage]

So this one time I was looking up hunk of shit cars on Craigslist for fun, I found a jacked up station wagon on monster truck tires, thing was a straight piece of shit!!!

I tried to text my wife and accidentally punched in a wrong digit, I sent the pic and a message that said, "how would you like to get fucked in the back of this badass ride?" No reply.

Next day I'm at work, my retarded ass texts the same damn number with, "I'm about to fucking snap today"

I get a response back that says to leave them alone or their calling the police . I laughed so hard at that, I mean you would think some psycho redneck was texting you rt? Hahhahaha

 

[TRT]

Ouch, I hate doing fiberglass work on boats

Well it pays really well. Some jobs are fast and you make bank on. Others you loose your shirt on it. Today, is the shirt day I've had to fix and no-skin the back platform on this yaht. It only pays $800 and there's been two of us painting and repainting over and over again do to rain. I mean shit just keeps getting fucked up.
Other days we do a $3,800 dollar job in 4hrs. It's always up and down. Plus you never know what your gonna see after a major holiday when everyone is drunk and in their boats. Lol

So this one time I was looking up hunk of shit cars on Craigslist for fun, I found a jacked up station wagon on monster truck tires, thing was a straight piece of shit!!!

I tried to text my wife and accidentally punched in a wrong digit, I sent the pic and a message that said, "how would you like to get fucked in the back of this badass ride?" No reply.

Next day I'm at work, my retarded ass texts the same damn number with, "I'm about to fucking snap today"

I get a response back that says to leave them alone or their calling the police . I laughed so hard at that, I mean you would think some psycho redneck was texting you rt? Hahhahaha

Wtf? You would think they'd say "Sorry wrong number." Or something. Sheesh! Everyone is quick to call the cops now a days...that's why I always make sure they can't. Ha...mahah...mawahahaHAHAHA!
Lol jk

 

[TorroXL]

Just happened again, except this one on plenty of fisf.

DTF went to wrong girl. She ended up saying yes tho

 

[Worf]

This thread is fucking awesome

 

[TRT]

Just happened again, except this one on plenty of fisf.

DTF went to wrong girl. She ended up saying yes tho

That's what's up.

 

[nervje]

Oh shit happened to me last sunday.
Was on a date with a girl in the evening, then went home, showered and drove to another girl to watch a movie at night.
While on my bike, date-girl texted me shes happy shes home alone right now because its hot and she can be naked.

My reply was: damn i wish i was a small fly right now

But i sent that to movie-girl, out of nowhere instead to the right one.
I kindof saved myself and explained because i would be at her place alot faster than i am when riding my bike

I felt stupid and cringy as fuck

 

[TorroXL]

Oh shit happened to me last sunday.
Was on a date with a girl in the evening, then went home, showered and drove to another girl to watch a movie at night.
While on my bike, date-girl texted me shes happy shes home alone right now because its hot and she can be naked.

My reply was: damn i wish i was a small fly right now

But i sent that to movie-girl, out of nowhere instead to the right one.
I kindof saved myself and explained because i would be at her place alot faster than i am when riding my bike

I felt stupid and cringy as fuck

Seems like I been really blowing lately ‍

 

[Demondosage]

Not the same as a text, but real quick story...

Met this fat bitch off a phone dating line back in the day, way before MySpace or any of that stuff came around. She described herself to sound like a model...

I go to the mall to meet her and in walks this gigantic bitch with a huge smile on her face. She was with 2 friends who didn't speak at all. It was awkward as hell. So back then I wasn t as much of a straightforward asshole as I am now. I got in the damn movie and was trying to think of how I was going to get the hell out of there. She grabs my arm and whispers in me ear, "I told those 2 that you were gonna take me home."

I couldn't take it anymore so I said to her ,"I'll be right back, I have to use the bathroom." I bolted out of the mall in a full on Sprint to my car. Here is where the phone comes in...

I get back to my apartment and my cell phone rings. It was her, asking me if I had trouble finding my way back to the movies. I told her that it wasn't what I thought and that I was sorry. So this is one of those old phones that wouldn't hang up if the other person stayed on the line. I repeatedly tried opening my phone to call out and all I could hear was her voice saying "I'm still here" fucking nightmare

 

[msl3862]

Twice.

First time was in 2007. I sent a mssg to my dispatch girl when it was meant for my Best friend. We had been quoting movie lines. I sent her a line from Full Metal Jacket, when Joker and Snowball were mopping up the head. Joker says "I want to slip my tube steak in your sister. What do you want in trade?" I sent that quote to her! She replied with "how do you know my sister?"

The second was worse. My wife was giving me shit for eating like an idiot over an extended period of time. Text after text after text from her to eat something healthy blah blah blah. I shot a text back to her with something along the lines of 'busy today, swinging by the house to let the dogs out, going to eat your ass for lunch.' Well, I sent that to the owner of the company I currently work for, she is in her mid 60s and I work directly with her husband. Not a good look. I saw it sent to her about .1 seconds after i hit send. I called her immediately and told her that text was absolutely not for her and apologized. Took about 6 months before I could. Look her in the eyes again. All her husband had to say was "so that's what all the kids are doing these days?"

God damn...

Hmmm..."going to eat your ass for lunch."

Would that count as brown nosing the boss icky?

Thanks for the story.