It's Feb. 14th. Valentine's day. All you tren dicked, cialis eating, lubed and tanned fuck machines do not need to be out there making kids. Trust me, the world is better off. So instead of making babies, make an order and get a SWOLE BABY. Every paid 200 order gets 1 SWOLE BABY. No exceptions. Not for sale. No i don't care if you ordered yesterday. Or an hour ago. Because i just finished them now.
SWOLE BABY FACTS:
I cut off the arms a little to make them fit.
They are in BAC water.
They will have labels.
They are part of the swole set of collectibles.
They have nothing to do with abortion politics so don't email me with that nonsense.
I liked putting babies in jars.


