Things I haven't been impressed with!

smoking marijuana - makes me stop talking, then sleep. Can't count the number of times I didn't get laid when I was a teen because I took a toke someone offered.

golden showers - only time that ever happened to me was after I got my ass kicked. No sir, don't like it.
Lmaoooo
 
Do people say those things about golden showers?! Never heard that. Running is one of those things that I just can't wrap my head around. I absolutely hate running, but people are always going on about how great it is.
Tried trail running? Get you a hydration pack and give it a shot. It's way more enjoyable when you're out in the woods.
 
People 30+ who still try to dress like 20 somethings. It's lame and insecure. Women who wear jeans with holes or jeans that are frayed, dress your age and rock that shit like you own it.

Men who wear jeans with a lot of stitching, gay.

Dudes who pretend to be gangsta, pathetic.

Dudes who wear dress shirts with nikes, grow up.

Also, fat women who spend all their time at the salon and no time in the gym, seriously?
 
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