HGH Proviron and Testosterone to get a bigger dick?

[johntt44]

Wtf! You sure know A LOT about your friend’s dick!

Even the freckle at the base?

 

[johntt44]

Hey my comments were sincere. You guys want to make a joke out of it. Be my guest i guess. It was just a waste of time then.
But no dude. Penis pumps legit make your dick bigger. Its not going to give you a foot long anaconda but you will grow.

Wont make it bigger. Just full capacity not bigger.

 

[Villain]

Wont make it bigger. Just full capacity not bigger.

Based on a few other posts from some unnamed vets, I’ve delved into this topic on penis enlargement (PE) sites and apparently even pumps can cause length gains. They will mostly cause girth gains, but when you “pack the tube” (meaning you have chosen a cylinder that is longer than it is wider), that will force the penis to lengthen. Get a cylinder that is wider and you’ll get girth gains.

 

[Silentlemon1011]

Based on a few other posts from some unnamed vets, I’ve delved into this topic on penis enlargement (PE) sites and apparently even pumps can cause length gains. They will mostly cause girth gains, but when you “pack the tube” (meaning you have chosen a cylinder that is longer than it is wider), that will force the penis to lengthen. Get a cylinder that is wider and you’ll get girth gains.

That sounds pretty painful

I'll pass hahahaha

 

[Villain]

That sounds pretty painful

I'll pass hahahaha

There are all kinds of people on that forum. Most of them use their pumps to also get themselves off, so it can’t be that painful.

 

[Human_backhoe]

But it ONLY helps micro penis, not aid in growth for a normal sized penis.

It is very true. It was a bit of Inapplicable "science" just to set the joke up. Plus who know.....Could be a micro penis sitch lol

I just shot my 10,000th IU this month (PCT). Not getting any bigger lol!!!!

Best advice for OP is do a shit ton of deep squats, work the core, learn how to use it. Strengthen that tongue too haha.

 

[Villain]

It is very true. It was a bit of Inapplicable "science" just to set the joke up. Plus who know.....Could be a micro penis sitch lol

I just shot my 10,000th IU this month (PCT). Not getting any bigger lol!!!!

Best advice for OP is do a shit ton of deep squats, work the core, learn how to use it. Strengthen that tongue too haha.

Or OP can be like the moron who stuck his dick through the center hole of a weight plate and got it stuck and had to have the plate cut off

 

[Dthcore]

Based on a few other posts from some unnamed vets, I’ve delved into this topic on penis enlargement (PE) sites and apparently even pumps can cause length gains. They will mostly cause girth gains, but when you “pack the tube” (meaning you have chosen a cylinder that is longer than it is wider), that will force the penis to lengthen. Get a cylinder that is wider and you’ll get girth gains.

I TOLD YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!
NOW ADD SOME HGH!!!

Thanks man!!!

Edit: HGH part is just a theory.

 

[Villain]

I TOLD YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!
NOW ADD SOME HGH!!!

Thanks man!!!

Edit: HGH part is just a theory.

It’s actually a logical theory. If it causes organs and bones to grow, why wouldn’t it cause the penis to grow? That being said, external help (pump, hanging weights, stretches, etc.) would more than likely be required to aid in this.

 

[Dthcore]

It’s actually a logical theory. If it causes organs and bones to grow, why wouldn’t it cause the penis to grow? That being said, external help (pump, hanging weights, stretches, etc.) would more than likely be required to aid in this.

MESO IS ABOUT TO BE HUNG LIKE A DONKEY!!!!

And agreed!!!

 

[Villain]

MESO IS ABOUT TO BE HUNG LIKE A DONKEY!!!!

And agreed!!!

About to stock up on some HGH. Wonder if my gym will kick me out if I hang a 45 lb plate from my junk while I do my squats?

 

[Dthcore]

About to stock up on some HGH. Wonder if my gym will kick me out if I hang a 45 lb plate from my junk while I do my squats?

LMFAOO! Not if it’s just the tip bro!!

 

[Villain]

LMFAOO! Not if it’s just the tip bro!!

Bro, EVERYONE knows a guy can never stick JUST the tip in a hole!

 

[EazyE]

All this talk about dick.....whatever happened to chasing pussy! Get this thread on track! As far as growing your unit goes, he doesn’t know dick!

 

[Villain]

All this talk about dick.....whatever happened to chasing pussy! Get this thread on track! As far as growing your unit goes, he doesn’t know dick!

You gotta have the D to feel confident to hunt the P!!!

 

[EazyE]

You gotta have the D to feel confident to hunt the P!!!

Just take Test and Cialis. That will make you feel like a porn star.

 

[Human_backhoe]

You gotta have the D to feel confident to hunt the P!!!

Once the pants are off there is usually no going back.... Who cares how big your dick is. Its how angry it is that matters

 

[Villain]

Once the pants are off there is usually no going back.... Who cares how big your dick is. Its how angry it is that matters

Also, the bottom line is this: whether it’s small or not, YOU will still blow your load. Who cares if she’s satisfied?

 

[G.I. Bro]

Messo = noobs asking steroid questions and asking how to make their dick bigger.

Classic.

 

[EazyE]

Also, the bottom line is this: whether it’s small or not, YOU will still blow your load. Who cares if she’s satisfied?

Like a buddy of mine always says: “How do you know when a woman had an orgasm? — Who cares!” LOL

But at any rate the only sure way to make your unit larger is with a micro scope or photo shop....