HGH Proviron and Testosterone to get a bigger dick?

[Villain]

Like a buddy of mine always says: “How do you know when a woman had an orgasm? — Who cares!” LOL

Dead

 

[MindlessWork]

How the fuck are you guys discussing dicks without @MindlessWork being included. That dude has sized up more cock then Stormy Daniel's. Big, small, old, very young, he has seen them all. Please weigh in here mindlesspedo

Hello and why drag me into this little fetish of yours? You should know that I don't swing that way like you do as you are in this thread.

Have a great day

 

[Sven_Northman]

We all know the older generation was the one to bro science it up man.
The lack of information found then was the main contributing factor. So... shot yourself in the foot i guess?

And im being completely sincere with the shit ive said. Dont want to believe me? Fine, but im not going to "prove" myself to you. You dont hold any weight in my life. The only reason i reply is out of self respect.

You take this shit way too seriously. Go take a bong hit or get laid. Though the former will probably be easier for you.

 

[Arcânn]

If this was possible, every man on earth would be doing this already

 

[Villain]

If this was possible, every man on earth would be doing this already

Not necessarily. People are inherently lazy and even though it CAN be done doesn’t mean they will do it. If you were told you could stretch your dick 2-3 inches but it may take a year of dedicated, daily work, would you? Most wouldn’t and would continue to pound their little puds, only wishing it was longer.

 

[Sven_Northman]

I just had to Google it. Damnit! Anyhow, pulled this off the mayo clinic site. Take it for what its worth. Enlarge at your own risk. It says pumps can cause less firm erections over time. Pump away fuckers! Ima pass.

Penis-enlargement products

Most advertised penis-enlargement methods are ineffective, and some can cause permanent damage to your penis. Here are some of the most widely promoted products and techniques:

• Pills and lotions. These usually contain vitamins, minerals, herbs or hormones that manufacturers claim enlarge the penis. None of these products has been proved to work, and some may be harmful.
• Vacuum pumps. Because pumps draw blood into the penis, making it swell, they're sometimes used to treat erectile dysfunction.
  
  
  A vacuum pump can make a penis look larger temporarily. But using one too often or too long can damage elastic tissue in the penis, leading to less firm erections.
  
  
• Exercises. Sometimes called jelqing, these exercises use a hand-over-hand motion to push blood from the base to the head of the penis.
  
  Although this technique appears safer than other methods, there's no scientific proof it works, and it can lead to scar formation, pain and disfigurement.
  
  
• Stretching. Stretching involves attaching a stretcher or extender device — also referred to as a penile traction device — to the penis to exert gentle tension.
  

 

[Villain]

I just had to Google it. Damnit! Anyhow, pulled this off the mayo clinic site. Take it for what its worth. Enlarge at your own risk. It says pumps can cause less firm erections over time. Pump away fuckers! Ima pass.

Penis-enlargement products

Most advertised penis-enlargement methods are ineffective, and some can cause permanent damage to your penis. Here are some of the most widely promoted products and techniques:

• Pills and lotions. These usually contain vitamins, minerals, herbs or hormones that manufacturers claim enlarge the penis. None of these products has been proved to work, and some may be harmful.
• Vacuum pumps. Because pumps draw blood into the penis, making it swell, they're sometimes used to treat erectile dysfunction.
  
  
  A vacuum pump can make a penis look larger temporarily. But using one too often or too long can damage elastic tissue in the penis, leading to less firm erections.
  
  
• Exercises. Sometimes called jelqing, these exercises use a hand-over-hand motion to push blood from the base to the head of the penis.
  
  Although this technique appears safer than other methods, there's no scientific proof it works, and it can lead to scar formation, pain and disfigurement.
  
  
• Stretching. Stretching involves attaching a stretcher or extender device — also referred to as a penile traction device — to the penis to exert gentle tension.

Have to keep the PSI low on the pump lol. And there is always the magic of Cialis

 

[Michael Scally MD]

I never thought I would see the opportunity to use these, but here we are ...

 

[Oldschool]

Hello and why drag me into this little fetish of yours? You should know that I don't swing that way like you do as you are in this thread.

Have a great day

You say that but you sure must have been ghosting this thread! You sure liked Dr. Scallys post immediately. Haha. Maybe hit up the botox thread. There is talk of young girls there.

 

[Sven_Northman]

Have to keep the PSI low on the pump lol. And there is always the magic of Cialis

Hahaha! Yes, definitely keep the PSI, or rather inches of mercury (mm/hg), low.

 

[Villain]

You say that but you sure must have been ghosting this thread! You sure liked Dr. Scallys post immediately. Haha. Maybe hit up the botox thread. There is talk of young girls there.

I thought it was young boys

 

[Oldschool]

I thought it was young boys

Oh shit. My bad. My apologies.

 

[Dthcore]

You take this shit way too seriously. Go take a bong hit or get laid. Though the former will probably be easier for you.

Sure dude play the cool card when your shit talk ain’t enough. You got some old tricks there old man. Lol

 

[Oldschool]

Sure dude play the cool card when your shit talk ain’t enough. You got some old tricks there old man. Lol

Easy there pup. You are the immature fuck that started this thread. You feel cocky because out of all your circle jerk you are the only one without ed? Show a little respect noob. Lots of theses "old men" that roam around here would slap you off of that tit you are sucking if you said that in person. In front of your dad. Chill out and go hang something off the end of your dick.

 

[Silentlemon1011]

Easy there pup. You are the immature fuck that started this thread. You feel cocky because out of all your circle jerk you are the only one without ed? Show a little respect noob. Lots of theses "old men" that roam around here would slap you off of that tit you are sucking if you said that in person. In front of your dad. Chill out and go hang something off the end of your dick.

Lol, I'm actually dying as a result of this post.
Slap you off that tit you're sucking

I've come to expect some pretty high qaulity material from you bro.

But this one was gold.

 

[Dthcore]

Easy there pup. You are the immature fuck that started this thread. You feel cocky because out of all your circle jerk you are the only one without ed? Show a little respect noob. Lots of theses "old men" that roam around here would slap you off of that tit you are sucking if you said that in person. In front of your dad. Chill out and go hang something off the end of your dick.

First of all I didn’t start this thread and I wasn’t the one to start the insults.

So fuck out of here with the bull shit. Im not the part of the millennials you guys have in mind when you think of my generation. I carry my own weight and I’ll talk shit to ever I please if they if they have done it to me. Eye for an eye. I know the game and I’ve earned that right.

Can’t handle the shit talk? Then don’t do it, you guys of all people should know that. Don’t get upset with me for not being soft like the rest of my generation. I thought that was what you guys hated about “us”? Double standard much?

 

[Oldschool]

First of all I didn’t start this thread and I wasn’t the one to start the insults.

So fuck out of here with the bull shit. Im not the part of the millennials you guys have in mind when you think of my generation. I carry my own weight and I’ll talk shit to ever I please if they if they have done it to me. Eye for an eye. I know the game and I’ve earned that right.

Can’t handle the shit talk? Then don’t do it, you guys of all people should know that. Don’t get upset with me for not being soft like the rest of my generation. I thought that was what you guys hated about “us”? Double standard much?

I was wrong about you starting this thread I will admit. As for the rest of your rant ,,,,,,,,

 

[Dthcore]

I was wrong about you starting this thread I will admit. As for the rest of your rant ,,,,,,,,

















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Thats fine i still love you grandpa. <3

 

[Sven_Northman]

Sure dude play the cool card when your shit talk ain’t enough. You got some old tricks there old man. Lol

Getting older (and much wiser than you-clearly) happens when you don't die.

I'll accept your opinion and take you seriously when you buy your own underwear. By the way, what's the new toy in the happy meal this week? My 2 year old likes to collect them.

Now go hang a weight off your limp dick and then shove it up your ass that's jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.

 

[Oldschool]

Thats fine i still love you grandpa. <3