A message for all the germaphobe pussies when it comes to the kung flu!

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

I'd watch that movie

It's a love story...an a in depth expose delving into our current society's dependence of technology with clear undertones denouncing the pussification of America. My one year old son is played by Matt Damon and voice over by Morgan Freeman for Remington the pit bull.

Rotten tomatoes dubbed it "an instant cult classic" for it's copious amounts of Tarantino style violence.

 

[Demondosage]

I'm not letting the kung flu get me down today! Abt to go smash chest, delts and abs, then I'm going to the zoo to do my cardio! Fucking kung flu ain't got shit on me!!

 

[Human_backhoe]

It's a love story...an a in depth expose delving into our current society's dependence of technology with clear undertones denouncing the pussification of America. My one year old son is played by Matt Damon and voice over by Morgan Freeman for Remington the pit bull.

Rotten tomatoes dubbed it "an instant cult classic" for it's copious amounts of Tarantino style violence.

Ross Patterson doing Morgan Freeman's voice.

 

[Demondosage]

It's a love story...an a in depth expose delving into our current society's dependence of technology with clear undertones denouncing the pussification of America. My one year old son is played by Matt Damon and voice over by Morgan Freeman for Remington the pit bull.

Rotten tomatoes dubbed it "an instant cult classic" for it's copious amounts of Tarantino style violence.

You have a serious gift for dark humor and I feel it's underutilized on just this forum. The world needs to hear this talent because I'm a huge fan of dark humor and these responses are funny as fuck!!

 

[Human_backhoe]

You have a serious gift for dark humor and I feel it's underutilized on just this forum. The world needs to hear this talent because I'm a huge fan of dark humor and these responses are funny as fuck!!

Check out the drinkin bros podcasts, it's DARK.
The early stuff is super fucked up

 

[Zebedee]

If you're not using syringes you found in a dumpster to pin deep web gear do you even lift?

No, it doesn't mean you don't lift, it just means you like having your shit pushed in.

 

[Dw725]

Pretty sure after years of eating ass, I've built immunity to almost everything.

 

[Silentlemon1011]

Pretty sure after years of eating ass, I've built immunity to almost everything.

10/10

 

[hammerheart]

I'm so sick of hearing about this fucking paranoia. Are ppl that fucking stupid now?

You get sick when your immune system sucks a fat dick, not because someone coughed near you.

You build immunity from the inside out, not from being a scared little pussy who carries a personal bottle of hand sanitizer around and quits shaking hands like a real man to knuckle bump ppl instead.

The cold and warm weather doesn't make you sick!

A dust mask won't save you from a shit immune system!

Eat motherfuckers! You want to avoid getting sick? Stop fasting all the time and fucking eat!

Learn to recognize and cope with real stress, not made up stress because you're not sure if you want to buy a car or a truck next!

Go lift, go eat, quit being a scared little bitch, and will ppl please find some sort of testicular fortitude in life! For Christ sakes! Mic drop

That's plain wrong. While for the most of us CoVid 19 is not dangerous we can still infect other people and spread the disease, allowing it to reach more vulnerable individuals. Weak immune system isn't really the issue but the inflammatory response in the lungs (pneumonia). This causes congestion which leads to respiratory failure. It's like slowly dying from suffocation.

According to stats from our hospitals in northern Italy. About 10% of infected require hospitalization. SARS-CoV-19 is proving itself to be extremely contagious, before symptoms, during and even after. It spreads so quickly the number of people infected in a short timeframe is so huge hospitals get easily overrun. Result is not enough beds and ICU so doctors got pick up patients with highest chance to survival. The rest, is left to die.

Some testimony from the inside:








And oh, don't even believe it doesn't effect the young and health at all. Lesser probability, but it's not impossible for me either (30 and healthy) to develop bad pneumonia and die from it. Immune system knows nothing about this virus, has never seen it before.

Take great care.

 

[Oldschool]

That's plain wrong. While for the most of us CoVid 19 is not dangerous we can still infect other people and spread the disease, allowing it to reach more vulnerable individuals. Weak immune system isn't really the issue but the inflammatory response in the lungs (pneumonia). This causes congestion which leads to respiratory failure. It's like slowly dying from suffocation.

According to stats from our hospitals in northern Italy. About 10% of infected require hospitalization. SARS-CoV-19 is proving itself to be extremely contagious, before symptoms, during and even after. It spreads so quickly the number of people infected in a short timeframe is so huge hospitals get easily overrun. Result is not enough beds and ICU so doctors got pick up patients with highest chance to survival. The rest, is left to die.

Some testimony from the inside:








And oh, don't even believe it doesn't effect the young and health at all. Lesser probability, but it's not impossible for me either (30 and healthy) to develop bad pneumonia and die from it. Immune system knows nothing about this virus, has never seen it before.

Take great care.

Oh fuck. Try the lavender scented lysol. That way it covers up the smell of you rancid labia you cunt. Lol.

 

[Human_backhoe]

Welp.... they kicked me off kijiji

 

[Demondosage]

No, it doesn't mean you don't lift, it just means you like having your shit pushed in.

Hahahhahahahahaha, omg I fell apart at this one!!!

 

[Demondosage]

So I guess toilet paper is disappearing from store shelves like mad rt now!! People are gonna be covered in fucking shit and using their hands to wipe their asses!!!

Everyone is gonna have shit rashes and smell horrible, thanks kung flu!

 

[Demondosage]

This is like an episode of South Park, absolutely fucking ridiculous.

 

[Human_backhoe]

So I guess toilet paper is disappearing from store shelves like mad rt now!! People are gonna be covered in fucking shit and using their hands to wipe their asses!!!

Everyone is gonna have shit rashes and smell horrible, thanks kung flu!

Lol it will be just like Afghanistan

 

[SomeRandoGuy]

So I guess toilet paper is disappearing from store shelves like mad rt now!! People are gonna be covered in fucking shit and using their hands to wipe their asses!!!

Everyone is gonna have shit rashes and smell horrible, thanks kung flu!

yep had to visit 4 stores to find some. Damn hoarders. The deaths are going to come when the 15-20% that require hospitalization can’t get a room or a ventilator and are fucked.

 

[notdeadYET]

Protip - unroll those 2 ply toilet paper rolls into two 1 ply rolls.

 

[CrispyRockClimber]

French Tickler could make this from shit at the hardware store or by a fancy on online. Honestly a good portion of the world doesn’t use TP.

 

[Baggalo]

This thread is pep-talk as fuck

Where is Arnold accent telling everyone get up at 5am?

 

[LeoTC]

This thread is pep-talk as fuck

Where is Arnold accent telling everyone get up at 5am?

Arnold got cancelled, Bro.