Mike Tyson: making a comeback....of sorts

i can say the same bro...getting in a fight with Mike on the street would not be fun lol
It's like being at a bully breed dog breeders place and all of the jacked dogs are running around having fun and licking everything in sight, but that one dog over in the corner... Pacing back and forth... never takes his eyes off you... Yeah, that's the Mike Tyson dog lol.
 
It's like being at a bully breed dog breeders place and all of the jacked dogs are running around having fun and licking everything in sight, but that one dog over in the corner... Pacing back and forth... never takes his eyes off you... Yeah, that's the Mike Tyson dog lol.
baddest man on the planet,in his prime he would take down even Ali..
when he bite off Evander's ear there is a rumor he was using cheque drops that made him more crazy
 
Not trying to be a tough guy here, but not a lot of men scare me. Shit, Thor at 6'8' & 440# of beef doesn't scare me, he just doesn't. Tyson, lol. Whole different story my friends. I'm not sure I could let my guard down around him.

I would be proud to say I got my ass beat by Tyson, personally. At 53, I can guarantee he would put my late 30s ass to sleep....but of course I would downplay the shit out of it later on..." yea he only knocked me out for less than a minute" something to that effect
 
I would be proud to say I got my ass beat by Tyson, personally. At 53, I can guarantee he would put my late 30s ass to sleep....but of course I would downplay the shit out of it later on..." yea he only knocked me out for less than a minute" something to that effect
It would be one hell of a war story! I'd tell it proudly.
 
I think they measured his punch at 1600 joules or about 1200psi. Here’s some of the things it was compared to...


Getting hit with a 221lb anvil dropped from 5ft.

Or having Simon Cowell crash into you on a Vespa at nine miles per hour.

It'd feel just like a dorm refrigerator filled with three 12-packs of ice cold beer falling out of a second-story window.

imagine current Tour de France champion Vincenzo Nibali slamming into you on his bike at 15 mph.

If you were on 7ft stilts and fell over, you would know what Mike Tyson's fist felt like.

Say you were wearing a bullet-proof vest, and 13 men shot you with .22s. It'd feel like that.





 
I would be proud to say I got my ass beat by Tyson, personally. At 53, I can guarantee he would put my late 30s ass to sleep....but of course I would downplay the shit out of it later on..." yea he only knocked me out for less than a minute" something to that effect

“He only knocked me out for a minute. And I only had to drink my meals thru a straw for 6 months. Oh and now when I speak I mess words up like Joe Biden... Buuuuuut I fucking took that punch!”
 
Here is the thing about this video; it's 3 seconds long. While I'm not trying to take anything away from iron Mike, you can only get a grasp of his power here for 3 seconds. Yes. He hits like a ton of bricks!

I want to see a 10 minute video now, and see how the stamina is to continue punching like that. Nonetheless, very impressive and I wouldn't wanna get hit by that!
 
Here is the thing about this video; it's 3 seconds long. While I'm not trying to take anything away from iron Mike, you can only get a grasp of his power here for 3 seconds. Yes. He hits like a ton of bricks!

I want to see a 10 minute video now, and see how the stamina is to continue punching like that. Nonetheless, very impressive and I wouldn't wanna get hit by that!
Whats wrong with 3 seconds? Some of my best teenage moments lasted 3 seconds.

And your point is pretty valid. Foreman fought into his late 40's but the heavyweight division was pretty bad at that time. And I can't erase the Kimbo Slice vs. Dada 5000 fight. Zero fucking stamina.

That said, I never want to see Mike fight again even for charity unless its "Take a Punch from Tyson". I can't imagine he would look good for more than a round, maybe two.
 
Whats wrong with 3 seconds? Some of my best teenage moments lasted 3 seconds.

And your point is pretty valid. Foreman fought into his late 40's but the heavyweight division was pretty bad at that time. And I can't erase the Kimbo Slice vs. Dada 5000 fight. Zero fucking stamina.

That said, I never want to see Mike fight again even for charity unless its "Take a Punch from Tyson". I can't imagine he would look good for more than a round, maybe two.
You just cannot fool mother nature and some guy 20 years younger that is strong and can punch hard might surprise him. You also have to look at what the heavyweight division was when Mike was coming up, same situation, lots of nobody's.

Mike Tyson was and is a badass. Definitely one of the most feared men boxing will ever see! And I think a comeback in this case is for money AND passion, not just solely for money. I've seen some interviews and Tyson misses boxing for sure.
 
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