My buddy brings a bottle of Bear Mace when we get out in the middle of nowhere fishing for steelhead.
Funny story. One night he was at a bar and got into an argument with a few of the guys. He was outnumbered and ran out to his truck and grabbed the BM. He then climbed into the roof of the bar and waited for the guys to come outside. He started unscrewing light bulbs and throwing them down off the roof and then tried to squirt some BM down onto them but was too drunk apparently and sprayed himself in the face.
They didn't come up after him but he had to get a ride from his buddy to get home.
My buddy really shouldn't go to bars.
Another night, his cousin talked him into hitting up this cool bar. They were already drunk when they got there.
So my buddy looks down the bar and sees two dudes kissing each other. He turns to the bouncer, disgusted, telling him those two faggots are kissing. The bouncer turned to him and screamed in his face " I suck cock! What are you gonna do about it?"
My buddy told him, fuck all you faggots then. He then was chased by about 20 plus fags for the better part of a mile. He actually called the cops bc he thought they were going to kill him and his cousin.
Like I said, my buddy probably shouldn't go to bars...