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JuicePal Scam?

Cashton said:
@Athlete127 @Obscured78 @DonaldPump123 notice how every one of you shilling for Mr.JuicePal have the same name syntax? I’m willing to bet that all your accounts come back to the same IP address lol.
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I promise you @Obscured78 is not a part of something like this. I trust his opinion, however even I have given up on backing any fucking lab for the most part. Seems like every time I say something nice about a lab they turn to shit and who wants to be that guy when everyone comes crying and says hey @dickcheese you said they were good, wtf?
 
lifter6973 said:
I promise you @Obscured78 is not a part of something like this. I trust his opinion, however even I have given up on backing any fucking lab for the most part. Seems like every time I say something nice about a lab they turn to shit and who wants to be that guy when everyone comes crying and says hey @dickcheese you said they were good, wtf?
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Thanks brother but no worries
I know how these forums work. Meso is the opposite of the normal forums. If I give a positive review of a lab that is not here on Meso but is on paid boards I know there will be haters of my review. Likewise, if I give a negative review of a sponsor on a paid board I also know I’ll receive hate from the people there; for example on ASF whenever I remind noobs of PSL’s forged reports I receive hate from Vision and a few others (oddly never from your boy HFO). Regardless, if I have something positive to say about someone that’s not here I am going to say if it is true of my own personal experiences. Same goes with other forums; if I have something negative to say of one of their sponsors if it is true according to my experiences then I am going to say it. I don’t care who gets their panties in a bunch. If it’s true it’s true. I do my best to provide my unbiased opinion so others in their own research can make their own informed decisions I guess. There will always be haters no matter what. When it comes to JP I have always had good experiences, good results, and he’s explained a lot to me about why he does some things. I’m happy with him. If some of the things mentioned in this thread is true such as him saying he provides to Hollywood elite etc. yeah maybe that’s corny. I could care less about the name JuicePal sounding corny; I actually like it anyhow. As long as product good then I’m good with it. To each his own. I honestly how he never comes here.
 
lifter6973 said:
I promise you @Obscured78 is not a part of something like this. I trust his opinion, however even I have given up on backing any fucking lab for the most part. Seems like every time I say something nice about a lab they turn to shit and who wants to be that guy when everyone comes crying and says hey @dickcheese you said they were good, wtf?
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That’s my understanding as to why we don’t give a good to go on anything and the saying that a vendor is only as good as their last batch stands. I personally use citadel and enjoy them very much, but any time that I’ve recommended anything to anyone I give them my opinion and tell them to shop around and get a feel for what they like because my needs and their could differ very much.
 
Cashton said:
That’s my understanding as to why we don’t give a good to go on anything and the saying that a vendor is only as good as their last batch stands. I personally use citadel and enjoy them very much, but any time that I’ve recommended anything to anyone I give them my opinion and tell them to shop around and get a feel for what they like because my needs and their could differ very much.
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Anyone that gives a fuck about credibility doesn’t give a g2g here. Labs give out freebies to guys to do that. As a result, a g2g here is laughable. Totally meaningless to anyone except newbs to MESO.
 
Fogalicious said:
Quick rundown on Juicepal
*trusted by pros and celebs
*only source trusted by IFBB pros going back to 1995
*rated #1 by amateurs who have tried 1000s of labs
*every batch test except the ones that aren't
*Lambo has been parked in front of many castles and banks around Europe
*sourced to Brad Pitt when he was bulking up for Snatch
*Sponser personally injects Dwayne The Rock Johnson 2x a week
*every vial dosed exactly plus 43%
*Juicelab personally deforested 100 hectares of the rainforest for packaging materials
*vials filled by 3rd world children paid solely with Dbol
*First winner of Mr. Solar System will run solely Juicepal brand juice
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Thx a lot for posting this shit asshole. You got me in trouble for blowing fucking snot out my nose laughing so hard while my girl tryin to sleep. I was able to keep most of it in right up until the Mr Solar System part. I’m now standing alone in the kitchen typing this message.
 
Fattyone said:
I bought some dbol from juice pal that I questioned. 25mg tabs. Zero weight gain, bloat, strength increase etc. I wanted to buy a test kit but decided as cheap as they were, I’d just toss the rest. YMMV. I also bought some high concentrate test, I believe 400mg/ml. Pip was soooo intense and I stayed sick (test flu?) from first pin till I stopped using it, 3-4 weeks later. Switched to another, lower concentrate from a different source and all that stopped.
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Oh this is so cute. A guy who joined a week ago with a 3 post count ran my dbol and test e and claims it was bunk. hahahahaha. The problem with this, is my dbol was bunk then hundreds would have been affected and reported it. Nothing more than a fake review.



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SponsorJuicePal said:
Oh this is so cute. A guy who joined a week ago with a 3 post count ran my dbol and test e and claims it was bunk. hahahahaha. The problem with this, is my dbol was bunk then hundreds would have been affected and reported it. Nothing more than a fake review.



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So confident?
Offer to reimburse him for Testing.
Someone had the same complaint about Dbol from 24hreup
He stepped up and even paid in advance for testing.
Came back gtg. (From @janoshik )
Dont know if Jano does something where pics are taken to ensure it's not a scam (Or just plain old slander from the guy claiming its bunk). youd have to ask him.

Either way, if you're THAT confident in your Tom Cruise/ The Rock/ Mark Wahlberg gear, you'll have no issues confirming your gear is good.

I dont care much either way.
I'm not going say anything or hate on any members for what source they use or dknt use kn other boards, none of my business and I dont hate on members.

But if a source is going to come here and talk shit, with out even having a thread....
Yeah, om gonna call you out
 
biggerben69 said:
Not sure if anyone answered you? The short answer is "No". Over the years I'd say the average sentence when it comes to ugl's busted had been 36 to 48 months, from the cases I remember seeing and were familiar with.
I use months because the Feds use the Federal Sentencing Guidelines. A big part in determining the sentence length in the feds is ones criminal history. There is a chart the feds use when implementing the Sentencing Guidelines.. The offense level is determined and it takes you down the side of the chart(1 through 42).
Then the individuals Criminal Category is determined...1 through 6. If the offense level is 20, and there are 2 guys indicted, if one guy has a Criminal Category 1 his guidelines are 33-41months. Lets say the second guy has a Criminal Category 6, like the kid in the Onyx indictment, his guidelines call for a sentence of 70 to 87 months. That's more than twice as long as the other guy.
The last couple of years have seen longer sentences for ugl's caught selling their wares. One reason appears to be longer investigations. The feds are putting more time and money into investigations. With longer investigations we see charges of Money Laundering along with Conspiracy to distribute aas. The more money involved has a direct correlation to the amount of time given, There are lengths of time that get longer when certain thresholds are met.
If there is a firearm discovered during the search or when an arrest warrant is executed you can expect to see another 60 months added to the sentence for distributing and money laundering,
There are circumstances when a gun will add just 24 months to a sentence. Your Federal Defender will be able to explain what those circumstances are. If you happen to be a convicted felon in possession of a firearm, you can count on the 5yrs.View attachment 137311


I'm afraid you might be bullshitting? You said "No, we don't test everything" in one breath, and in the next you claim to be the most tested ugl in the Community?
Bullshitting to me means you say things that just aren't true...say things that you can't back up with facts.
You may be one of the most tested sources on ASF, but anyone familiar with that board knows that they DO NOT encourage testing. Sources there over the years have gotten by without testing and by paying off certain staff to protect them from scrutiny.
We took a field trip a couple of months back when member @Jswole220 paid for testing out of his own pocket and Praetorian(sp?) was exposed for being a ugl who uses whatever raws happen to be kicking around and not the Top Tier Lab that has been brewing for pro and amateur athletes for the last 20yrs.
It was also proven that PSL(uncle z's shit lab) forged shit test results to make them look good.
Sources have had free run for too long. Consumers are taking control back. You need to remember where you are. Meso and its owner Millard Baker are responsible for the revolution that is Anaboliclab.com where ugl's have their products tested and posted for all to see.
You may be something special with your testing at that scam board, but not here. In fact, you're dragging your feet. That bullshit about being the "Most tested lab" is just that...bullshit.
Karius and ALP and Joe at Caxxis test every single batch of raws BEFORE brewing and post results in their forum at ab. You were there for a minute. You're one of those guys who feels that level of testing isn't necessary. You talk a good game but that's it...its just bullshit talk.
We don't buy and don't care about your gimmicks. Fact based statements is what passes for real talk here. Not juvenile dick measuring.
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Excuse me? What lab has more test results than me? Post up their test results. AND I WANT EVERYONE TO LOOK AT THE DATES ON THEM. I looked at their test results, and the VAST majority of them are 2 --4 years old !! They are using the same batch from 2-4 years ago? you really buy that bullshit? If they have pictures of 20,000 labeled vials with a date next to them and test reports for the compounds , THEN they can say they are using the same batch from 1-2 years ago. But posting 100 vials and showing a test result report from 2 year ago and saying its the same batch. LMFAO

And there are no gimmicks, just ask bostin loyd how many ifbb pros have won shows using me. Ask him if an olympian has used me that who SMOKED Phil Heath has used me.

this was an email i received actually couple of months ago
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I have several emails just like this. There are no gimmicks,

if they arent going to use me, who else would they use??? overpriced "human grade" source like Pharmacom? because i just saw a thread of like 10 different bad test results. "human grade" Steriodify? guy on ASF failed his probation test because of the amphetamine found in their nolva. Lmfao. When people have their ass on the line they know to who to go to. LMFAO at thinking these "human grade" sources in 3rd world shit holes are testing every batch.


why do you think tony huge made a status of me on instagram trying to get a hold of me a while back? where do you think he heard of me? you know nothing .





but bro, Can you please do me a favor and show me the other domestic lab setups please ? i almost pissed my pants seeing some of these amauter setups. fucking plastic crap that dissolves from the solvents and gets into the oils.... and you inject that into your body... in a mold infected basement. these are all the other domestic lab setups that i have saw.... Not even a sterile environement.

show me pictures of the domestic lab setups please.... i have mine found on my website
where are theirs?
 
Silentlemon1011 said:
So confident?
Offer to reimburse him for Testing.
Someone had the same complaint about Dbol from 24hreup
He stepped up and even paid in advance for testing.
Came back gtg. (From @janoshik )
Dont know if Jano does something where pics are taken to ensure it's not a scam (Or just plain old slander from the guy claiming its bunk). youd have to ask him.

Either way, if you're THAT confident in your Tom Cruise/ The Rock/ Mark Wahlberg gear, you'll have no issues confirming your gear is good.

I dont care much either way.
I'm not going say anything or hate on any members for what source they use or dknt use kn other boards, none of my business and I dont hate on members.

But if a source is going to come here and talk shit, with out even having a thread....
Yeah, om gonna call you out
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I am confident. I ALWAYS reimburse for testing if the customer has doubts. Do you want me to dig up my emails to show you? just say the words and ill dig them up. you clearly do not know me. if there are ever any concerns i 100% reimburse the customer with testing (and everytime they have been 100% wrong.) but i still reimburse them after spendings hundreds of dollars(express shipping multiple tests etc)
 
Fattyone said:
Fuck. Should I get a pregnancy test? I took Atleast 10ml of his jiss. Most of it in my ass
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SponsorJuicePal said:
I am confident. I ALWAYS reimburse for testing if the customer has doubts. Do you want me to dig up my emails to show you? just say the words and ill dig them up. you clearly do not know me. if there are ever any concerns i 100% reimburse the customer with testing (and everytime they have been 100% wrong.) but i still reimburse them after spendings hundreds of dollars(express shipping multiple tests etc)
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There ya go @Fattyone
Get the Dbol Tested and prove the guy qrong about his gear
If not, feelz reports arent particularly accepted here.

No Juicepal, I dont know you and tbh dont care to
I dont play with sources that arent on Meso, it's the hardest to survive here, so I believe anyone that wont source here isnt up to par here (Just being honest here)

You make a lot of very cocky claims.
However, I wont take a single one seriously unless you have a thread here.
 
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