Pet peeves at the gym

Sure the views are nice, but when you’re in there to get things done and all of these bitches are hogging up certain things in the gym it starts to get annoying
What they allow themselves to distract from the training process. I propose to burn all objectionable :) :) :) Of course I'm joking.
 
For me it's definitely guys putting back plates in the wrong place. For real, if you are going to be doing that shit, it's better to leave the plates on the barbell and let someone with a brain put them back. Few things infuriates me in the gym as much as seeing the "weight storage bar" loaded with one 5kg plate placed furthest in, followed by 15kgs, then two 10kg plates etc. I spend most of my rest times between sets reorganizing the weights to keep them sorted correctly, and that's not even a joke.
 
Not really pet peeve, but this was amusing. Saw a guy putting on wrist wraps and a lifting belt. Paces around, swinging his arms and getting himself psyched up I'm assuming. I thought he was about to load up some big weight and go for a PR or something. After a few minutes of this he proceeds to load up a 35lb plate on each side of the smith machine and bang out a few reps.
 
People are different, everyone comes to the gym with different goals, someone to improve their shape or become a champion, and someone to meet a young lady :)
There you go bob. That is a gym slut. You have learnt something today. Best not introduce a lady by this title though.
 
Plenty of people full as you say bob. But there is only one jesterbob. I dont mind the language. But we better not let your mother hear that potty talk.
Remember nice girls that you take home to meet are bitches. Bad girls you take home to meet your dark side are sluts. If you hook up in the gym they are gym sluts. Or if you meet on tinder , tinder sluts. Or if you hooked up in church nuns. You need to kick that habit. (Might go over your head that one when translated)
 
Plenty of people full as you say bob. But there is only one jesterbob. I dont mind the language. But we better not let your mother hear that potty talk.
Remember nice girls that you take home to meet are bitches. Bad girls you take home to meet your dark side are sluts. If you hook up in the gym they are gym sluts. Or if you meet on tinder , tinder sluts. Or if you hooked up in church nuns. You need to kick that habit. (Might go over your head that one when translated)
I realized that there is a classification of whores, different and varied, including sports whores :)
 
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