And if we're getting the red pen out...
Bananas come in crates, not boxes.
Why would the delivery driver leave a tip? Is this some kind of Yakov Smirnoff thing? "In Soviet Jungle, delivery driver tip YOU".
What does that "morning coffee...requires a spotter" even mean? Now you're too *weak* to safely drink coffee unaided?
Are gorillas infamous for their hatred of rosebushes, or shrubberies in general?
Why would you need to make sure you have enough bananas if the driver is tipping you?
Most importantly, what's the logic behind that cycle of Test, Deca, Mast, DHB, and
Tbol?
@Primal_Pharma this drivel is frankly a black eye for your company, and as your marketing consultant, I advise you to appease your disgruntled customers with
another sale as soon as possible.