Blitzschnell - Fast, secure & reliable - EU Source

[Blitzschnell]

Blitzschnell – Fast, secure & reliable - EU Source

I’m Blitz, a steroid enhanced IT guy with a darknet background and I’m representing the team behind Blitzschnell — a new name, but not a new crew. We’ve been active in the scene for over 15 years, mostly as wholesalers. Now stepping out with a fresh setup and direct access via MesoRX and our clean, secure and modern storefront.

There’s also a grandfather involved here. This is our new thread, so don’t wonder about the comments from my clients. The Admin knows about it.

Commitment

We are a secure source for steroids, where you don’t have to worry about any security breaches, that could result in personal problems, with good prices and a fast delivery. Our people take support seriously, instead of watching themself 2 hours a day in a gyms mirror. Our stealth is high end and we send packages out within 24h after paying.

What we offer

Own warehouses
We hold large stock from our main manufacturers and deal with them directly — no middlemen involved.
This means faster fulfillment and guaranteed availability. Even in the rare scenario of a minor bust, our system stays operational, because the structure is splintered.

Lab-tested gear
Direct from trusted manufacturers, that we partially know personally. No third-hand stock, no mystery vials. Janoshik lab and Analiza Bialek reports available in our online store. New lab reports coming within the next week, done Analiza Bialek.

We are also officiall resellers of: Medi Pharma, Global Pharma and Akra Labs

EU to EU shipping only
We ship from safe countries inside the EU (DE, PL), from non blacklisted areas and strictly to EU Schengen Countries only. Delivery usually takes 2–4 business days within Germany, some days longer to other countries.

No Free Reship Countries: Sweden, Finland, Norway, UK, Swiss.

Reship without drama
If something goes missing or gets seized, we resend — simple, without drama.
That said: losses are very rare with our routes.

Secure Payment
BTC / XMR (We accept other cryptos aswell, just not fully automatic, write us for details)
Creditcard / Applepay and Banktransfer (With a trick, explained at the website.

Our online store generates fresh bitcoin addresses for every transaction and all cryptos are washed from our side, before they go to any main structure, that could be under surveillance. Things you probably don’t know from the competition.

Support
We provide fast, reliable support with quick responses and excellent online availability. On top we have a custom Support AI with a knowledgebase that we created ourself. So you get most answers you’re looking for, 24/7. We’re available on Telegram, Signal, Livechat, Email and Protonmail.

Advanced IT Security
Our shop is hosted in a region, where hosting steroid websites is not illegal at a provider that proofed several times, that he will not cooperate with European authorities. Dedicated Linux server environment with strong security rules and hidden backend ip. Customer data will be automatically deleted 20 days after ordering, login is disabled (only accessible for approved affiliates).

Affiliate System
If you want to make some Cash on the side, we offer an affiliate program, where you get 10% from incoming sales (traceable via login area, with statistics, status and more) and buyers get a 10% discount. You can apply to become an affiliate and get your own code and even customized stickers.

Contact

Onlinestore: Blitzschnell.co
Mail: Kontakt@blitzschnell.co
Proton: Blitzschnell66@proton.me
Telegram: @Blitzschnell66
Telegram-Bot: @Blitzschnell_Bot (24/7 AI Support, knows most information)
Signal: @Blitzschnell.66

Of course it’s Friday and yes, Tittiepictures. We have nice tittiepictures.

Warehouses (I have much more, just a little impression)



Latest Labtests (More on my onlinestore, if you go on a product "show labtest"), also more fresh tests coming next week



Titties

 

[Bammdk]

I've used them a few times.

The site is super easy to use. Paid with BTC.

Fast track and fast delivery.
Good to see them on Meso.

 

[Blitzschnell]

More of our Warehouses.



New Warehouse in Germany

 

[pewex]

Any plans on stocking Insulin / other pharma meds in the future?

 

[Blitzschnell]

Yes, i have already deals going on, especially for more affordable Peptides, HGH, Pens and also Insulin. New products are expected in the next 4-5 weeks. I will post as soon as we can deliver them!

 

[sliderke]

Many lab tests from 2024 also. Not everything up to date.
But an extra eu source never hurts.
Masteron still in stock apparently.

 

[Blitzschnell]

Many lab tests from 2024 also. Not everything up to date.
But an extra eu source never hurts.
Masteron still in stock apparently.

Like said, rest of the new tests should arrive next week, Analiza Bialek is not the fastest lab unfortunetly. And the new tests also show, that everything is correctly dosed - especially the important products. Expect the rest of the results in the same manner.

Yes we have Masteron and soon even Primo again. I expect it after the weekend.

 

[sliderke]

Primo would definitely be good

 

[Blitzschnell]

Primo would definitely be good

Will write when the shipment arrives. Like said, i hope its in the beginning of the week. Also the Test for it should arrive soon. Hard to imagine, that its not correctly dosed

 

[Blitzschnell]

Maybe i should mention, that the next 100 orders get 20% off with the Code:

Meso20

 

[pewex]

What's your blind testing policy?

 

[Blitzschnell]

What's your blind testing policy?

Would you be a bit more precise?

 

[ILikeExperiments]

Bought a few oils and pills from this vendor as a test order, some delays in delivery occurred but it was fine, they were changing warehouses and that was completely understandable.

Received the products in a discreet manner, had a laugh and was confused at the start because I thought it was something else, then tried out the products, and verified the codes on the official sites of Spartan and Medi Pharma, checked out.

I think I can say this guy is good to go, and if they keep up their prices and product availability, maybe expand on it a bit, it's safe to also say they might be owning the European market, just give them time.

 

[pewex]

Would you be a bit more precise?

Do you provide store credit or test cost refunds for blind tests conducted by customers at Jano or AB?

 

[Blitzschnell]

Do you provide store credit or test cost refunds for blind tests conducted by customers at Jano or AB?

Since i just did fresh tests, i dont think thats needed.

But sure, if you want to order and test the products yourself, feel free to do so. I would give you the costs of the test in store credits. Why not.

Just write me before you want to order, so i can create a coupon for you, worth your costs.

 

[Hardcoreboy]

Can you ship products without labels?

 

[Blitzschnell]

Can you ship products without labels?

You want whitelabel products, to sell as own brand?

I know the owners of 3 brands personally. If your order is big enough, that surely is possible. But i cannot give you this information, without asking them before.

Please write me a dm and give me more information about the quantity you want to order and i check what would be possible.

 

[Rush]

Used Blitz for two orders.

The communication abd customer service is one of the best I've ever witnessed, he dealed with everything and held what he promised. Everything came within couple of days eu to eu and works as intended.
I'm using mast e from him since 2 weeks and couldn't see a difference to the qsc stuff I've ran beforehand.
Definitely recommend

 

[sliderke]

Since i just did fresh tests, i dont think thats needed.

Well that’s how this forum works. We not only rely on the source but also on blind testing from the members. That’s how you build a good reputable foundation here.
It’s a tight group here were people look out for each other.
Reputation can be build very easy. But can also go downhill very fast.

 

[Blitzschnell]

Well that’s how this forum works. We not only rely on the source but also on blind testing from the members. That’s how you build a good reputable foundation here.
It’s a tight group here were people look out for each other.
Reputation can be build very easy. But can also go downhill very fast.

I understand and like said, i would offer this surely. Just contact me beforehand and we will make this work, if my partner agrees on that, what he surely will.