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[FilthyKangaroo]

Edit: i’m in the usa.

I’ve been thinking if i order domestically and somehow my package gets caught would the owner of my house get in trouble? I live with my parents. What’s the chance i’ll realistically run into issues shipping domestically.

Another option I have is finding a local source (still need to figure out how to do that) but i’m worried about the safety of meeting up with some guy with 1-2k and driving back to my house with thousands of dollars worth of anabolics

Third option is home brewing. How long realistically would it take to learn and consistently make proper batches.

I apologize if i’m cluttering the forum with my newbie knowledge but i don’t want to involve my parents if i somehow get caught by the law.

 

[dinfar1337]

tell your parents you're ordering gear and put your name on the package.

if they get contacted by the police they should use their fifth amendement or whatever you have in america which is the right to not say anything.

thats been normal for my family since the cops came searching my house when i was 12.

if you dont have the balls to speak to your parents you shouldn't get rid of them with gear just yet.

 

[FilthyKangaroo]

tell your parents you're ordering gear and put your name on the package.

if they get contacted by the police they should use their fifth amendement or whatever you have in america which is the right to not say anything.

thats been normal for my family since the cops came searching my house when i was 12.

if you dont have the balls to speak to your parents you shouldn't get rid of them with gear just yet.

they know. My dads just worried he’ll get caught up if i get caught up he’s gonna lose his job or something cause he owns the house and some lawyer did say that he’d get caught up. doesn’t make sense to me cause it literally says my name on the package.

What are the chances my package gets caught anyway? And how could i find a local source if it comes down to that?

 

[TurdHerder]

Domestic orders you should be gtg. International orders IF seized by customs, you will get a letter saying your items have been seized for xxxxx reason and if you want to dispute the seizer show up to the location on the letter.

 

[FilthyKangaroo]

Domestic orders you should be gtg. International orders IF seized by customs, you will get a letter saying your items have been seized for xxxxx reason and if you want to dispute the seizer show up to the location on the letter.

in my state theres some political issues with the major and packages of people with names that are my ethnicity are being scanned even domestically, i’m just worried i’ll be included in those package searches.

 

[xrayphoton13]

Ordering domestic is the best of those options. Buying local you may not have any proof that what you are getting is actually what you paid for. At least with the good domestic sources you usually get a janoshik report to prove it's the right compound and dosed properly.

Also I'm not sure you know what things really cost yet if you think it would be several grand to buy locally. Just get a cycle or two at a time. A vial of testosterone domestic should run around $40.

Domestic shipping unless packaged poorly and smashed causing a leak usually won't get looked at and opened. And a few vials probably aren't going to lead to charges.

Homebrewing carries the largest risk by far. Having raw powder will get you charged with distribution. You also have to get the raws internationally and if they are caught in customs that could lead to a controlled delivery which is the entire thing you are trying to avoid. I just saw a post on telegram where a guy ordered 2 kilos of test for himself and it led to a controlled delivery

 

[FilthyKangaroo]

Ordering domestic is the best of those options. Buying local you may not have any proof that what you are getting is actually what you paid for. At least with the good domestic sources you usually get a janoshik report to prove it's the right compound and dosed properly.

Also I'm not sure you know what things really cost yet if you think it would be several grand to buy locally. Just get a cycle or two at a time. A vial of testosterone domestic should run around $40.

Domestic shipping unless packaged poorly and smashed causing a leak usually won't get looked at and opened. And a few vials probably aren't going to lead to charges.

Homebrewing carries the largest risk by far. Having raw powder will get you charged with distribution. You also have to get the raws internationally and if they are caught in customs that could lead to a controlled delivery which is the entire thing you are trying to avoid. I just saw a post on telegram where a guy ordered 2 kilos of test for himself and it led to a controlled delivery

Thanks for the effort in your answer man!

in my state theres some political issues with the major and packages of people with names that are my ethnicity are being scanned even domestically, i’m just worried i’ll be included in those package searches.

So in this case would local be the best option?

 

[rxzed]

Thanks for the effort in your answer man!

in my state theres some political issues with the major and packages of people with names that are my ethnicity are being scanned even domestically, i’m just worried i’ll be included in those package searches.

So in this case would local be the best option?

Local carries just as much risk; possibly even more in my opinion. Domestic package seizures are so incredibly rare, and even if it were to happen, the chance that a prosecutor or LE agency spends the resources and money to get a simple possession charge that will inevitably be plead down is almost nil. Don't sell and you'll be alright. Also, don't be the retard that carries them in their car and gets caught on an unrelated incident.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

I live with my parents

how old are oyu?

 

[FilthyKangaroo]

how old are oyu?

18

Local carries just as much risk; possibly even more in my opinion. Domestic package seizures are so incredibly rare, and even if it were to happen, the chance that a prosecutor or LE agency spends the resources and money to get a simple possession charge that will inevitably be plead down is almost nil. Don't sell and you'll be alright. Also, don't be the retard that carries them in their car and gets caught on an unrelated incident.

Really? Why would local carry more risk? Especially with the political issues in my state right now.. thanks by the way

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

18

get your life in order before you start blasting gear.

 

[FilthyKangaroo]

get your life in order before you start blasting gear.

fair statement but what is getting my life in order to you?

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

fair statement but what is getting my life in order to you?

focusing on your future, learning basic training at the gym, not living with your parents.

 

[rxzed]

Really? Why would local carry more risk? Especially with the political issues in my state right now.. thanks by the way

Because word is much more likely to spread to local LE given you're buying from people that live in your area. Local dealers also tend to be stupid as fuck and not keep their mouth shut.

 

[Deadpool99]

I don't complaining alot, usually keep it to myself or try to help, but jeez, everyday I'm seeing under 21's here.

Even getting weird dm's from people asking how to use gear at the age of 18 and have done zero research yet want to make a big lifestyle choice that may change their life forever.

 

[Deadpool99]

Also for the sake of trying to help and answer ur q, no one will recommend buying in person (no one can guarantee legitimacy and clean gear).

Also you're assuming brewing is an option as if u have the experience/knowledge (u wouldn't be asking if u had) and I can't imagine brewing in a household where ur trying to hide gear.

All other solution lead to delivery via post office, weather ur brewing or ordering oils ready to inject.

Chances u get into any trouble domestically are low, but never 0.

 

[Photon]

I don't complaining alot, usually keep it to myself or try to help, but jeez, everyday I'm seeing under 21's here.

Even getting weird dm's from people asking how to use gear at the age of 18 and have done zero research yet want to make a big lifestyle choice that may change their life forever.

I think the new requirements are 21 yo?

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[Deadpool99]

I think the new requirements are 21 yo?

That's what I believe as well.

 

[Photon]

Edit: i’m in the usa.

I’ve been thinking if i order domestically and somehow my package gets caught would the owner of my house get in trouble? I live with my parents. What’s the chance i’ll realistically run into issues shipping domestically.

Another option I have is finding a local source (still need to figure out how to do that) but i’m worried about the safety of meeting up with some guy with 1-2k and driving back to my house with thousands of dollars worth of anabolics

Third option is home brewing. How long realistically would it take to learn and consistently make proper batches.

I apologize if i’m cluttering the forum with my newbie knowledge but i don’t want to involve my parents if i somehow get caught by the law.

Don't ever do an in person exchange for anything illegal.
If you receive a random package, you can pretend that you don't know whats inside if you ever get caught.

Meeting someone?
Exchanging money for illegal goods?
Bringing it home after?
How do you even explain yourself when you get caught?

Aka plausible deniability.

 

[FilthyKangaroo]

focusing on your future, learning basic training at the gym, not living with your parents.

i mean why cant i learn basic training at the gym and focusing on my future and be on gear at the same time?

Because word is much more likely to spread to local LE given you're buying from people that live in your area. Local dealers also tend to be stupid as fuck and not keep their mouth shut.

So say i do get caught domestically, what happens to my parents considering it’s his house

I mean the local source i’ve been told about has been doing stuff for like 6 years

Also for the sake of trying to help and answer ur q, no one will recommend buying in person (no one can guarantee legitimacy and clean gear).

Also you're assuming brewing is an option as if u have the experience/knowledge (u wouldn't be asking if u had) and I can't imagine brewing in a household where ur trying to hide gear.

All other solution lead to delivery via post office, weather ur brewing or ordering oils ready to inject.

Chances u get into any trouble domestically are low, but never 0.

alright i’m thinking domestic then, regardless of the political issues

But again, will my parents (the owner of the delivery address) be involved in anyway?

I think the new requirements are 21 yo?

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bummer, when i made this account it was 18…

Don't ever do an in person exchange for anything illegal.
If you receive a random package, you can pretend that you don't know whats inside if you ever get caught.

Meeting someone?
Exchanging money for illegal goods?
Bringing it home after?
How do you even explain yourself when you get caught?

Aka plausible deniability.

thank you