Schills, “Scientist” and Bros a place to f***k off

[Dial It In]

My favorite of the week

I don’t think that guy has been back since the berating

 

[Tdeck81]

I don’t think that guy has been back since the berating

Wasnt even mad. He was just the right amount of crazy for me,lol

 

[sionnach]

I don’t think that guy has been back since the berating

He'll make a new 3d soon.

 

[TurboJet]

Late to the party but I'm in on this MFer!

 

[Tdeck81]

Late to the party but I'm in on this MFer!
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I didn’t see you around for a couple weeks. Welcome back

 

[TurboJet]

 

[manbat]

Late to the party but I'm in on this MFer!
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Where’d you get that picture of me bro not cool

 

[BigDadd7]

Is that a canned ham?

 

[manbat]

Is that a canned ham?

No, it’s a Polaris.

 

[Tdeck81]

canned ham?

If you animals want to hear a disgusting canned ham story lmk. I’ll let you debate it, after I’m done lifting I’ll tell if you want to hear it.

 

[sionnach]

If you animals want to hear a disgusting canned ham story lmk. I’ll let you debate it, after I’m done lifting I’ll tell if you want to hear it.

You brought it up, so now you have to tell it.

 

[Civdiv]

If you animals want to hear a disgusting canned ham story lmk. I’ll let you debate it, after I’m done lifting I’ll tell if you want to hear it.

Not sure where this is going but definitely want to hear it

 

[manbat]

If you animals want to hear a disgusting canned ham story lmk. I’ll let you debate it, after I’m done lifting I’ll tell if you want to hear it.

 

[manbat]

I might be jumping the gun a bit but can we go ahead and throw floaters in the recap?

 

[AllbrandNew]

I might be jumping the gun a bit but can we go ahead and throw floaters in the recap?

Seriously. Granted, I'm still a bit of a sad panda over having to toss my deca, but the reporting of issues* seems to be ongoing.

* these have not all been verified, but not crimping is bullshit.

 

[Tdeck81]

I’m finished and the people have spoken.

So my brother-in-law and an acquaintance were C.O.’s at the county jail a few years back. Local p.d. Walked in with one of the regulars, a big girl like 5’5 400+lbs. The girl was half crazy but typically one of the “funny” inmates.

They noticed this time she was a little quieter than usual so they asked what happened this time? She was being booked on shoplifting charges. Ok, no biggie. She’s typically bought in for something worse, why does she seem so depressed. Side thing is just off.

So anyway the go through the intake process. Fingerprinting, paperwork, blah blah blah. Finally the strip search. Some of you may or may not know during this part of the process there is thing called the duck walk. It’s designed to prevent smuggling things into the jail via the rectum/vagina.

There are watching this lady have a little more trouble than usual but no red flags because she’s big. After about three steps…clank, ta tang tang tang. Wtf is that there wondering. Brother in law walks over picks it up, immediately hysterically laughing. Everyone is coming out to see what’s happening and he shows them a canned ham.

I cannot pass by canned ham without laughing to this day. You are welcome and hope this did not disappoint. And to all you sick bastards I assume the ham was thrown away.

 

[sionnach]

Seriously. Granted, I'm still a bit of a sad panda over having to toss my deca, but the reporting of issues* seems to be ongoing.

* these have not all been verified, but not crimping is bullshit.

The crimp was shit. The current dogpiling is suspect.

Did you DM the ape to get a new one?

 

[AllbrandNew]

The crimp was shit. The current dogpiling is suspect.

Did you DM the ape to get a new one?

I had 2, and did not DM him on it. Maybe I should, but not responding to it at all kinda made me wonder if it was a can (not ham but worms) they didn't want to open.

 

[Dial It In]

I’m finished and the people have spoken.

So my brother-in-law and an acquaintance were C.O.’s at the county jail a few years back. Local p.d. Walked in with one of the regulars, a big girl like 5’5 400+lbs. The girl was half crazy but typically one of the “funny” inmates.

They noticed this time she was a little quieter than usual so they asked what happened this time? She was being booked on shoplifting charges. Ok, no biggie. She’s typically bought in for something worse, why does she seem so depressed. Side thing is just off.

So anyway the go through the intake process. Fingerprinting, paperwork, blah blah blah. Finally the strip search. Some of you may or may not know during this part of the process there is thing called the duck walk. It’s designed to prevent smuggling things into the jail via the rectum/vagina.

There are watching this lady have a little more trouble than usual but no red flags because she’s big. After about three steps…clank, ta tang tang tang. Wtf is that there wondering. Brother in law walks over picks it up, immediately hysterically laughing. Everyone is coming out to see what’s happening and he shows them a canned ham.

I cannot pass by canned ham without laughing to this day. You are welcome and hope this did not disappoint. And to all you sick bastards I assume the ham was thrown away.

And now neither can I walk past one

 

[BigDadd7]

I’m finished and the people have spoken.

So my brother-in-law and an acquaintance were C.O.’s at the county jail a few years back. Local p.d. Walked in with one of the regulars, a big girl like 5’5 400+lbs. The girl was half crazy but typically one of the “funny” inmates.

They noticed this time she was a little quieter than usual so they asked what happened this time? She was being booked on shoplifting charges. Ok, no biggie. She’s typically bought in for something worse, why does she seem so depressed. Side thing is just off.

So anyway the go through the intake process. Fingerprinting, paperwork, blah blah blah. Finally the strip search. Some of you may or may not know during this part of the process there is thing called the duck walk. It’s designed to prevent smuggling things into the jail via the rectum/vagina.

There are watching this lady have a little more trouble than usual but no red flags because she’s big. After about three steps…clank, ta tang tang tang. Wtf is that there wondering. Brother in law walks over picks it up, immediately hysterically laughing. Everyone is coming out to see what’s happening and he shows them a canned ham.

I cannot pass by canned ham without laughing to this day. You are welcome and hope this did not disappoint. And to all you sick bastards I assume the ham was thrown away.

Somebody still ate it for the gains