15 year old RUNNING GEAR

You don't have to look things up, you just have this vast knowledge? The things you have learned in the short time you have been thinking about aas's is more accurate then the knowledge that other members have acquired from years of research, experience and trial and error?

Your lifting experience is also very limited due to your age. There is no way you have figured out how your body respondes to different stimuli. after years of lifting I am still trying to figire out which muscles respond better to high reps and which to low heavy reps. Also which exercises yield the greatest resorts in the shortest time.

Your plan is to jump on some made up cycle with limited knowledge and hit the gym with limited experience and blow away everyone else on this board?

I am old enough to be yoir grandfather and I say this with nothing but good intentions.
A little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing. You might think you have this figured out but you don't. Everything you say about how the body returns back to normal because it knows how to compensate is all true in theory but not true in real life. That is why people become diabetic, need HRT and get cancer. Sometimes the body does not do what is in it's best interst for unexplained reasons. Start fucking with your endocrine system and what sounds correct in theory might not be what actually happens and then you are fucked.

Dont get upset because @jaymaximus says your mom is hot, just go look at her and you will know she is not.
 
You don't have to look things up, you just have this vast knowledge? The things you have learned in the short time you have been thinking about aas's is more accurate then the knowledge that other members have acquired from years of research, experience and trial and error?

Your lifting experience is also very limited due to your age. There is no way you have figured out how your body respondes to different stimuli. after years of lifting I am still trying to figire out which muscles respond better to high reps and which to low heavy reps. Also which exercises yield the greatest resorts in the shortest time.

Your plan is to jump on some made up cycle with limited knowledge and hit the gym with limited experience and blow away everyone else on this board?

I am old enough to be yoir grandfather and I say this with nothing but good intentions.
A little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing. You might think you have this figured out but you don't. Everything you say about how the body returns back to normal because it knows how to compensate is all true in theory but not true in real life. That is why people become diabetic, need HRT and get cancer. Sometimes the body does not do what is in it's best interst for unexplained reasons. Start fucking with your endocrine system and what sounds correct in theory might not be what actually happens and then you are fucked.

Dont get upset because @jaymaximus says your mom is hot, just go look at her and you will know she is not.

Looking at her will create all sorts of weird feelings for young Zero.

Zero what ever you do..

Don't fantasize about your mother... Seriously.


That's our job.
 
Wow - I just read a third of this thread and must say the mods here are the most lenient I've ever come across. That Zero would be gone just about anywhere else. Kudos for having a "big tent" - but it's getting to be a 3-ring circus size. IMHO.
 
Wow....holy shit....kuddos guys for hanging in with such crap...You don't know shit at that age.....your brain isn't even developed.....um that's a fact ....but I'm sure zero has googled it and I'm wrong. He has a long way to go....so that's why his parents are assholes if they let him 'play' with gear...he doesnt have the maturity to even weigh facts to make a bad decisions....
Hey guys....how is his mom doing???
I'm sick and this thread just hurt to read from the laughing....thank you...I needed that.
 
Well if it makes any of you guys feel better I'm pretty sure he got caught and grounded/all of his gear thrown away. His Instagram and YouTube account both got deleted and he was quoted saying "my parents won't let me follow my dreams" before he took his accounts down. I wonder if his natty test will come back. I wonder how bad it fucks you up to stay on for a whole year during puberty.
 
Well if it makes any of you guys feel better I'm pretty sure he got caught and grounded/all of his gear thrown away. His Instagram and YouTube account both got deleted and he was quoted saying "my parents won't let me follow my dreams" before he took his accounts down. I wonder if his natty test will come back. I wonder how bad it fucks you up to stay on for a whole year during puberty.
My parents actually found my gear and are totally fine with it. Have a good day.
 
What's the point of lying? I'm older than 18 and I can do whatever the fuck I want.

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My parents actually found my gear and are totally fine with it. Have a good day.

I'm old enough to be your dad - and I wouldn't be fine with it. Unless you're lying, clearly your parents are clueless at best. Proof for that statement being that:
1) Joe Schmo has been indoctrinated that steroids are of the Devil, or
2) in case your folks are among the 1% (or 1% of 1%?) who actually know better, then they'd kick your ass from here to Sunday, or
3) the only remaining option is raw idiocy - which appears to have been handed down to the next generation
But have a good day dude - like, whatever, right?
 
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