A message for all the germaphobe pussies when it comes to the kung flu!

[Demondosage]

I'm so sick of hearing about this fucking paranoia. Are ppl that fucking stupid now?

You get sick when your immune system sucks a fat dick, not because someone coughed near you.

You build immunity from the inside out, not from being a scared little pussy who carries a personal bottle of hand sanitizer around and quits shaking hands like a real man to knuckle bump ppl instead.

The cold and warm weather doesn't make you sick!

A dust mask won't save you from a shit immune system!

Eat motherfuckers! You want to avoid getting sick? Stop fasting all the time and fucking eat!

Learn to recognize and cope with real stress, not made up stress because you're not sure if you want to buy a car or a truck next!

Go lift, go eat, quit being a scared little bitch, and will ppl please find some sort of testicular fortitude in life! For Christ sakes! Mic drop

 

[Gbro]

Thank you, Forrest

 

[insaiyan93]

I'm pretty sure close encounters with sick people, such as, but not limited to, shaking hands, and being coughed/sneezed on can certainly contribute to you personally getting sick.

Cool story, though, chad.

 

[Gbro]

I'm pretty sure close encounters with sick people, such as, but not limited to, shaking hands, and being coughed/sneezed on can certainly contribute to you personally getting sick.

Cool story, though, chad.

Only pussies get the corona virus. Roided up real men lick their fingers after using the restroom.

 

[insaiyan93]

Only pussies get the corona virus. Roided up real men lick their fingers after using the restroom.

Exactly, real men dont let a little fecal matter get in the way of a good meal.


"Just eat" fuck, really cracked the code there. I'm gonna hit the cancer ward at my local hospital tomorrow and tell those weak immune system having pussies to just eat!

 

[notdeadYET]

I'm not really staying on topic. Anyone can get any virus or flu.

So.. My kids have an extra week of spring break. All sporting events are canceled. I'm sure movie theaters and gyms will be next.

Time to start prepping my garage gym.

That said, my poor wife. First she has me as a husband. Now kids are off for an extra week. And I'll have no gym to go to.

 

[Demondosage]

I'm not really staying on topic. Anyone can get any virus or flu.

So.. My kids have an extra week of spring break. All sporting events are canceled. I'm sure movie theaters and gyms will be next.

Time to start prepping my garage gym.

That said, my poor wife. First she has me as a husband. Now kids are off for an extra week. And I'll have no gym to go to.

Nah, there will be one in town that stays open. They'll get all the members from the ones that close, haha.

Unless it's some mandated shit by law there will be a gym open

 

[notdeadYET]

Nah, there will be one in town that stays open. They'll get all the members from the ones that close, haha.

Unless it's some mandated shit by law there will be a gym open

Yeah, but I have a crew of soccer moms I enjoy looking at.

 

[Demondosage]

Yeah, but I have a crew of soccer moms I enjoy looking at.

Damn, didn't think abt this one. With the kids out of school the soccer mom's may take time off of the gym and u won't see them for a bit

 

[Demondosage]

This is a great idea

 

[Zebedee]

At the moment (disclaimer there), at least in the UK, I kinda agree, it's bordering on hysteria. Yes, a few people here have died, most (if not all) had underlying health conditions & were old - the very same people that regular, common old garden flu kills a few hundred of every British winter.

Time will tell though.

What's really boring me though is the "man made bio weapon" conspiracy theories. Can't be arsed to debate that with anyone btw, particularly if they're going to post a link to an article on an anonymous conspiracy theory website, written by some cunt using a pseudonym.

 

[Gbro]

If it's a bioweapon, it's the most ineffective one ever.

 

[The Terminator]

Not wanting to shake someone’s gross ass hand that they touch their little penises with that they don’t wash would make someone a pussy? Why don’t you go swimming in the secretions of Ebola patients if you’re so brave cause you know germs don’t make you sick lol I mean are people over reacting to the corona-Chan sure but if I don’t wanna shake your hand I won’t f’ing shake it.

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

I'm hoping this thing kills off all men and women and leaves only the infant children under 5 and their companion animals unaffected to roam the post-apocalyptic remains. That's one we haven't seen yet. Just my son and his pit bull scavenging for supplies and fighting off toddling looters while learning to farm sustainably and trying to recreate his Papa's apple mash recipe...

Almost brings a tear to my eye

 

[Zebedee]

If it's a bioweapon, it's the most ineffective one ever.

My thoughts exactly

 

[Zebedee]

I'm pretty sure close encounters with sick people, such as, but not limited to, shaking hands, and being coughed/sneezed on can certainly contribute to you personally getting sick.

Cool story, though, chad.

Nah. If all those slack jawed faggots who died from bubonic plague, Spanish flu etc had just learnt to man the fuck up, they'd still be alive today. Even those that died in the 13th Century.

 

[ickyrica]

trying to recreate his Papa's apple mash recipe...

atta boy

 

[insaiyan93]

I'm hoping this thing kills off all men and women and leaves only the infant children under 5 and their companion animals unaffected to roam the post-apocalyptic remains. That's one we haven't seen yet. Just my son and his pit bull scavenging for supplies and fighting off toddling looters while learning to farm sustainably and trying to recreate his Papa's apple mash recipe...

Almost brings a tear to my eye

I'd watch that movie

 

[Gbro]

I'd watch that movie

I'd bang my girl and eat chicken wings while watching it

 

[Perrin Aybara]

If you're not using syringes you found in a dumpster to pin deep web gear do you even lift?