a nice story for y'all to read.....

fidobuster

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so, first let me introduce myself. i'm fidobuster, i don't post much, but do read alot. been on the boards about 2 years. this is the only one i visit. props to the mods.
i know what people on this board like to read; stories. unfortunately, it takes alot of effort to type a full story, and we don't do enough of it. but when someone does, i think it adds alot to this board. anyways, here's my contribution (i'm going to be as candid as i can be, and give you some insight into my honest to goodness personality)
i'll tell you about my recent experience with DNP from start to finish.
so normally i'm 6' about 250 give or take a few. well, i tore my bicep the monday before thanksgiving , had it operated on 4 days later, and only just got back in the gym about 2 weeks ago. well, needless to say i absolutely ballooned up during the 3 month recovery. lost probably 15 pounds of muscle and put on 15 pounds of fat. seriously. so i was like 260 all fat and shit and just looked in the mirror and was like "Dude, you look terrible. you're real fat and you've got a zero percent chance of hooking up with any chicks. plus you're face looks real ugly when you're off the shit" i look so much better on dues (thats what i call steroids) it's not even funny. plus the confidence. oh, the fucking confidence when you're on. Now don't get me wrong, i'm not the big dickhead juicer who starts fights and shit like that , no, but i do like a nice piece of pussy when possible. (doesn't happen nearly enough, but that's another story) so , basically, i figured i would lose like a 20 spot first, then hit the dues before summer gets underway.

oh man , this is taking longer that i thought, i'm gonna get get a few beers for the maryland game and type my next section later.......
 
Wtf!

Alright, that was the biggest tease of a story, did you lose the fat? I'm in the same boat. did DNP help? Shit, finish the story
 
dumbbellpress said:
This is a really cool story. Come back and finish it.

dumbbellpress No excuses, no regrets.


Something tells me there isnt an ending.......... OR that was the ending
 
fidobuster said:
so, first let me introduce myself. i'm fidobuster, i don't post much, but do read alot. been on the boards about 2 years. this is the only one i visit. props to the mods.
i know what people on this board like to read; stories. unfortunately, it takes alot of effort to type a full story, and we don't do enough of it. but when someone does, i think it adds alot to this board. anyways, here's my contribution (i'm going to be as candid as i can be, and give you some insight into my honest to goodness personality)
i'll tell you about my recent experience with DNP from start to finish.
so normally i'm 6' about 250 give or take a few. well, i tore my bicep the monday before thanksgiving , had it operated on 4 days later, and only just got back in the gym about 2 weeks ago. well, needless to say i absolutely ballooned up during the 3 month recovery. lost probably 15 pounds of muscle and put on 15 pounds of fat. seriously. so i was like 260 all fat and shit and just looked in the mirror and was like "Dude, you look terrible. you're real fat and you've got a zero percent chance of hooking up with any chicks. plus you're face looks real ugly when you're off the shit" i look so much better on dues (thats what i call steroids) it's not even funny. plus the confidence. oh, the fucking confidence when you're on. Now don't get me wrong, i'm not the big dickhead juicer who starts fights and shit like that , no, but i do like a nice piece of pussy when possible. (doesn't happen nearly enough, but that's another story) so , basically, i figured i would lose like a 20 spot first, then hit the dues before summer gets underway.

oh man , this is taking longer that i thought, i'm gonna get get a few beers for the maryland game and type my next section later.......

What time is the next show??

fina
 
Apparently he is walking to St Louis in order to get some Bud directly from the factory.
 
crewboss said:
poor dude must've fell asleep at the fridge.

i've been so upset that maryland lost , i haven't been able to focus on anything else. p.s. it was about 12 beers.

anyways, so i figured i need to lose the 20 and see what happens. so i decided on the DNP. i figured 8days of 400mg a day and i'd be good to go. figured i'd watch my diet, hit the cardio and everything would fall into line w/ the DNP. so first pill was last sunday night (3/14). then monday morning was the second pill. now , let me tell you, i work in the financial field and have to wear a suit everyday. (i know, i know, i'm a douchebag for even considering this). so monday was fine. monday night comes and i take take pill 2 for the day. diet was good on monday. well , monday night rolling onward, i'm sitting home watchin' average joe adam returns (don't tell me you don't like it) and i'm starting to burn a little warm. you know , the feeling you get when you know somethin's workin. so i try to hit the sack , and mother fucker if i didn't toss and turn and basically proceed to sweat about 3 gallons of water out. i couldn't stay asleep. so i decided to rub one out to help me relax. so i popped in my goto "daddy's little girl" and took care of business. big mistake . not only did i already blow a semi-yellow load, but now i'm absolutely drenched. and this is like night 2. fuck. so after getting about 3 hours of zzzz's, i got to work on tuesday and we have a team meeting @ 8am. (i popped another DNP cap that morning) i've got like a mini-rash and am just sweating the whole time. people thought i was out drinking. so, that whole freaking day , i'm in and out of the heat spells , just moist and my pits were just brewing up a storm of sweat. miserable. tues night -- 3 melatonin were no sleep aid as i had the a.c. on full blast and fan pointed straight at me. i'm like cold before i fall asleep , and then waking up just drenched , over and over and over. That was it, i'd had it . I couldn't hack it anymore, i just couldn't deal w/ those side effects. i would rather be hungover and forced to eat dirty dog poo that stay on that stuff any longer. so i stopped.
the bottom line is that i lost about 4-5 pounds in those 3-4 days; i'm still a fat shit getting no ass, and the summer is right around the corner. any suggestions? (p.s. i'll be at the jersey shore this summer)

fidobuster.
 
fidobuster said:
i've been so upset that maryland lost , i haven't been able to focus on anything else. p.s. it was about 12 beers.

anyways, so i figured i need to lose the 20 and see what happens. so i decided on the DNP. i figured 8days of 400mg a day and i'd be good to go. figured i'd watch my diet, hit the cardio and everything would fall into line w/ the DNP. so first pill was last sunday night (3/14). then monday morning was the second pill. now , let me tell you, i work in the financial field and have to wear a suit everyday. (i know, i know, i'm a douchebag for even considering this). so monday was fine. monday night comes and i take take pill 2 for the day. diet was good on monday. well , monday night rolling onward, i'm sitting home watchin' average joe adam returns (don't tell me you don't like it) and i'm starting to burn a little warm. you know , the feeling you get when you know somethin's workin. so i try to hit the sack , and mother fucker if i didn't toss and turn and basically proceed to sweat about 3 gallons of water out. i couldn't stay asleep. so i decided to rub one out to help me relax. so i popped in my goto "daddy's little girl" and took care of business. big mistake . not only did i already blow a semi-yellow load, but now i'm absolutely drenched. and this is like night 2. fuck. so after getting about 3 hours of zzzz's, i got to work on tuesday and we have a team meeting @ 8am. (i popped another DNP cap that morning) i've got like a mini-rash and am just sweating the whole time. people thought i was out drinking. so, that whole freaking day , i'm in and out of the heat spells , just moist and my pits were just brewing up a storm of sweat. miserable. tues night -- 3 melatonin were no sleep aid as i had the a.c. on full blast and fan pointed straight at me. i'm like cold before i fall asleep , and then waking up just drenched , over and over and over. That was it, i'd had it . I couldn't hack it anymore, i just couldn't deal w/ those side effects. i would rather be hungover and forced to eat dirty dog poo that stay on that stuff any longer. so i stopped.
the bottom line is that i lost about 4-5 pounds in those 3-4 days; i'm still a fat shit getting no ass, and the summer is right around the corner. any suggestions? (p.s. i'll be at the jersey shore this summer)

fidobuster.






Dude, that has to be the fnniest shit I have ever read....... well worth the wait.muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
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fidobuster said:
i've been so upset that maryland lost , i haven't been able to focus on anything else. p.s. it was about 12 beers.

anyways, so i figured i need to lose the 20 and see what happens. so i decided on the DNP. i figured 8days of 400mg a day and i'd be good to go. figured i'd watch my diet, hit the cardio and everything would fall into line w/ the DNP. so first pill was last sunday night (3/14). then monday morning was the second pill. now , let me tell you, i work in the financial field and have to wear a suit everyday. (i know, i know, i'm a douchebag for even considering this). so monday was fine. monday night comes and i take take pill 2 for the day. diet was good on monday. well , monday night rolling onward, i'm sitting home watchin' average joe adam returns (don't tell me you don't like it) and i'm starting to burn a little warm. you know , the feeling you get when you know somethin's workin. so i try to hit the sack , and mother fucker if i didn't toss and turn and basically proceed to sweat about 3 gallons of water out. i couldn't stay asleep. so i decided to rub one out to help me relax. so i popped in my goto "daddy's little girl" and took care of business. big mistake . not only did i already blow a semi-yellow load, but now i'm absolutely drenched. and this is like night 2. fuck. so after getting about 3 hours of zzzz's, i got to work on tuesday and we have a team meeting @ 8am. (i popped another DNP cap that morning) i've got like a mini-rash and am just sweating the whole time. people thought i was out drinking. so, that whole freaking day , i'm in and out of the heat spells , just moist and my pits were just brewing up a storm of sweat. miserable. tues night -- 3 melatonin were no sleep aid as i had the a.c. on full blast and fan pointed straight at me. i'm like cold before i fall asleep , and then waking up just drenched , over and over and over. That was it, i'd had it . I couldn't hack it anymore, i just couldn't deal w/ those side effects. i would rather be hungover and forced to eat dirty dog poo that stay on that stuff any longer. so i stopped.
the bottom line is that i lost about 4-5 pounds in those 3-4 days; i'm still a fat shit getting no ass, and the summer is right around the corner. any suggestions? (p.s. i'll be at the jersey shore this summer)

fidobuster.


Oh yeah got story,,bump for the night crew.

fina
 
fidobuster said:
i've been so upset that maryland lost , i haven't been able to focus on anything else. p.s. it was about 12 beers.

anyways, so i figured i need to lose the 20 and see what happens. so i decided on the DNP. i figured 8days of 400mg a day and i'd be good to go. figured i'd watch my diet, hit the cardio and everything would fall into line w/ the DNP. so first pill was last sunday night (3/14). then monday morning was the second pill. now , let me tell you, i work in the financial field and have to wear a suit everyday. (i know, i know, i'm a douchebag for even considering this). so monday was fine. monday night comes and i take take pill 2 for the day. diet was good on monday. well , monday night rolling onward, i'm sitting home watchin' average joe adam returns (don't tell me you don't like it) and i'm starting to burn a little warm. you know , the feeling you get when you know somethin's workin. so i try to hit the sack , and mother fucker if i didn't toss and turn and basically proceed to sweat about 3 gallons of water out. i couldn't stay asleep. so i decided to rub one out to help me relax. so i popped in my goto "daddy's little girl" and took care of business. big mistake . not only did i already blow a semi-yellow load, but now i'm absolutely drenched. and this is like night 2. fuck. so after getting about 3 hours of zzzz's, i got to work on tuesday and we have a team meeting @ 8am. (i popped another DNP cap that morning) i've got like a mini-rash and am just sweating the whole time. people thought i was out drinking. so, that whole freaking day , i'm in and out of the heat spells , just moist and my pits were just brewing up a storm of sweat. miserable. tues night -- 3 melatonin were no sleep aid as i had the a.c. on full blast and fan pointed straight at me. i'm like cold before i fall asleep , and then waking up just drenched , over and over and over. That was it, i'd had it . I couldn't hack it anymore, i just couldn't deal w/ those side effects. i would rather be hungover and forced to eat dirty dog poo that stay on that stuff any longer. so i stopped.
the bottom line is that i lost about 4-5 pounds in those 3-4 days; i'm still a fat shit getting no ass, and the summer is right around the corner. any suggestions? (p.s. i'll be at the jersey shore this summer)

fidobuster.

You need to eat cheeseburgers,with a diet coke,early in the morning then eat clean for the rest of the day.
:rolleyes:
fina
 
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