If this was you last day on Earth and anything was possible what would your perfect day look like?
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johntt44
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It could be anywhere as long as my wife and kids were there. Wait.. anywhere except Home Depot. My wife drags me there at least once a week to buy plants.
Wake up, get some head from Jessica Alba.
Get some breakfast. Belgian Waffle, Turkey Bacon Omelette
Anal sex with Ashley Graham
Have a quick BBQ with my family where no one speaks to me until spoken to.
Bloated after food sex with Scarlett Johanson
Smoke the best marijuana on earth,
Watch the Bills win the superbowl
While eating a t-bone, baked potato, fresh squeezed lemonade
Have sex with Rosario Dawson while all the born female Kardashian - Jenners watch and use strapons on eachother.
Doorbell rings - Jehovas witnesses, stab them to until they go down and then watch as the Kardashian - Jenners eat them alive.
Stray cat comes to up while its happening, I act like Im going to feed the cat, then turn around and fart on it.
Tell my son to avenge my death
Die from a heart attack
Get some breakfast. Belgian Waffle, Turkey Bacon Omelette
Anal sex with Ashley Graham
Have a quick BBQ with my family where no one speaks to me until spoken to.
Bloated after food sex with Scarlett Johanson
Smoke the best marijuana on earth,
Watch the Bills win the superbowl
While eating a t-bone, baked potato, fresh squeezed lemonade
Have sex with Rosario Dawson while all the born female Kardashian - Jenners watch and use strapons on eachother.
Doorbell rings - Jehovas witnesses, stab them to until they go down and then watch as the Kardashian - Jenners eat them alive.
Stray cat comes to up while its happening, I act like Im going to feed the cat, then turn around and fart on it.
Tell my son to avenge my death
Die from a heart attack
Sitting on a beach in the Keys smoking some good ganja while on high doses of ecstasy.....
I had no idea where you were going with this. Genius!
I like that youre more worried about stray cats then Jehova's Witnesses (who woke me up knocking on my door).
As for stray cats, theyre always boning outside while I try to sleep. Then I send my dog out and they run...cowards! If im going out Im letting them have it first.
There are no cats. He's sleep deprived from the Tren and hearing shit.
Haha I still can't laughing at that shit though. @jaymaximus youre a fucking nut dude you must keep your friends cracking up.
HIGHRISK
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Grab the wife and kids and some weed and beer and head east on my boat until we ran out of gas then drink and smoke with them relaxing in the middle of nowhere in the ocean , floating around with no noise but us drinking and smoking listening to all genres of 90's music.
Last day? ... hmmm
Pin a fu(k load of Tren
Pound my wife
Eat 12 Eggs and a tub of Peanut butter and a gallon of whole milk
Load some guns into my saddle bags, go for motorbike ride, shoot guns on the side of the Hwy somewhere remote
Come back and play with my kids
When they go for a nap, pound my wife again
BBQ a steak
Play with my kids some more
BBQ more steak
put kids to bed. Have another go with the wife
Down some top shelf Tequila while writing a letter to my wife to say I love you, and to each of my kids outlining some life lessons and locations of all my guns/ammo/bike keys, etc...
That should wrap up the day nicely... RIP
Pin a fu(k load of Tren
Pound my wife
Eat 12 Eggs and a tub of Peanut butter and a gallon of whole milk
Load some guns into my saddle bags, go for motorbike ride, shoot guns on the side of the Hwy somewhere remote
Come back and play with my kids
When they go for a nap, pound my wife again
BBQ a steak
Play with my kids some more
BBQ more steak
put kids to bed. Have another go with the wife
Down some top shelf Tequila while writing a letter to my wife to say I love you, and to each of my kids outlining some life lessons and locations of all my guns/ammo/bike keys, etc...
That should wrap up the day nicely... RIP
Last day? ... hmmm
Pin a fu(k load of Tren
Pound my wife
Eat 12 Eggs and a tub of Peanut butter and a gallon of whole milk
Load some guns into my saddle bags, go for motorbike ride, shoot guns on the side of the Hwy somewhere remote
Come back and play with my kids
When they go for a nap, pound my wife again
BBQ a steak
Play with my kids some more
BBQ more steak
put kids to bed. Have another go with the wife
Down some top shelf Tequila while writing a letter to my wife to say I love you, and to each of my kids outlining some life lessons and locations of all my guns/ammo/bike keys, etc...
That should wrap up the day nicely... RIP
Epic for sure.
NewTEX
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Kickin in doors in Kabul
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