Anyone wanna take bets this guy was either a blue baby or his mother smoked crack while she was pregnant?
The problem with you,
@BFG, is that you're stupid as well as delusional. You believe that YOU have it all figured out. Well, you don't. Believing that we must love you, since we come here to shit on you, truly exemplifies your delusions. Certainly time will weed you out here, and in all other aspects of your existence. Personally, I think you're a liar. I think you DON'T have the funds or access to all this gear. I believe you DID NOT win an NPC comp., nor do I believe you put on 12 lbs in a week (or whatever the fuck you claimed).
Did you come here to make friends or to impress us? If you truly do have some mental defect or degenerate disease (which I think is likely), I think it would be best to stay off of the internet and go finger paint with your colleagues in your 'home'. Also, my little cousin is done with her copies of Hooked on Phonics. I am sure you can get a lot of use out of them, shoot me a PM with the name and address of the care facility you reside within, and I'll send them your way.