I’m gonna rant because I’m pissed off as hell!!! Sit back and enjoy! AAS and what they do not have shit to do with!! A DASH OF LAUGHTER, A PINCH OF WTF…AND…. This is not a history of Anabolic Steroid development nor an ethical vs. immoral hypothesis up for dialogue by the Mesas’ (love you Aunt J)! This is a simple document to help in my quandary over the, what appears to be, total lack of understanding in matters of the suppression/repair of the ever enthralling-Endocrine System!! [TA-DA]!!! Better yet…I just want to speak frankly about how the “other side” views AAS use!!
DAMN…HISTORY GOT JOKES!
Ok, all jokes aside…Anabolic/Androgenic Sex Hormones in synthetic form have been around since about the 1930’s. To the best of my library’s ability I have determined that Adolph Hitler was not only cooking a crude form of ICE in his bungalows, he was also perfecting the first “bio identical testosterone hormone” and was eager to pump up all those blond hair, blue eyed, dark hearted bastard neo…..sorry, not the kids faults. So Hitler began to basically run (I can only assume long term) HRT cycles on his SS Storm troopers in his favorite passed time other than hungry hippos called….’CREATE A MASTER ARIAN RACE OF SUPER JACKED UP LOVER TROOPS WITH TINY NUTS’…I wonder if the morphine and the amphetamines made him a tad bit…well, f**ked!! But I digress….
WAR OVER? LETS TOSS A DEAD PIG, OR ……
I apologize for my ridiculous histrionic, I vow I shall get to the facts and learning and…well, I’ll get to the facts…maybe. Here is something that really, for lack of a better term, PISSES me off! The use of Anabolic agents by those of us who are simply Gym Rats (Unite @ Gym Rat’s Union-coming soon!) living our lives going to work, raising a family, working out so that we can associate with said family, are basically considered outlaws and outcasts if you choose to follow Father Test to the temple of huge!! That came out wrong! If we choose to take AAS! A huge percentage of AAS users are made up of guys like us. Your reasons for using steroids are your own, but if we get made as a “meat headed juicer” then we are, according to the tight assed people who delegate the social and moral overlap known as society juiced up punks! I watch these same station hogs turning nice gyms across America into a live action facebook for the upper echelon.
**OFF TOPIC HERE GUYS…AS A WHITE MALE IN MY EARLY 30’S I’VE FOUND THAT NOT BEING EDUCATED IN COLLEGE AND/OR GOLFING WITH WHITEY AND MUFFY PLANSON CAN ALL BUT MAKE YOU A SHOPLIFTER WHO STEALS ALPO TO FEED HIS JUNKIE PUFFER FISH NAMED JUAN!!**
Again…I apologize for the rant. I promise there is a lesson here if you can just hold on through many years of skipped appointments with my therapist. Back to it then: Here it is…how can a moral society with the ability to accept a variety of idiosyncratic niches be so damn judgmental?!?
GO JUICE-DOGS…DIE GYM PUNKS!!! HORAAY!!
I’m pissed guys. I watch folks yell for their favorite sports team, defend the athletes they like and verbally nostril rape the guys they deem “ON THE JUICE!!!” I mean, holy shit guys…really?!? So are the “juiced up pro athletes now just like me? Disadvantaged Gym Rat’s? How can one broker that verdict within their caviar smothered synapses? Society…why don’t you take your soccer mom’s, abusive civil servants, Edward V111 besotted alcoholic and abusive husbands- cram all of your pasta inhaling, cheese cake dreaming, brown gravy masturbating wet dreams down to that island Gilligan was living on and kill each other with coconut enemas and silver dollar stock market crashes and leave us red blooded, draft drinking, heavy metal jamming, wonder what my max is today dreaming Gym Rat’s alone with our UGL’s and out vast knowledge on how to safely cycle steroid asses to our selves! I am, quite frankly, sick to near death with societies judging me for my choice to better myself through the blessing of the Anabolic / Androgenic bio identical Hormone!! I use them fittingly, lift with all my rage and anger and go home to my modest home and kiss my beautiful wife and fantastic children! You’re right Mr. Government….I’m a fuckin animal!! Ok…so I never really made too much of a point other that “fuck the upper elites!” Sorry to have wasted your time on this 100% equal opportunity Sunday Fatherland and friends…we thank you for the smooth ass ride through your pot hole ass of lies!! Ta-da!! Gym Rat’s Union is going back to work!!
Things to consider…by bigrobbie
1) Most Doctors (except Scally and anyone else on Meso) pretty much are just like my Aunt Zoe’s flea fucked cat! You stink and should be put in the pound!! Body mechanics with money.
2) I think that a narc should get away for putting his friend in the slammer….he shoud get the fuck away from me….and fast!
3) I think if you can judge me then I should be able to make you my new toilet!
4) If you make enough money to set up a trust fund for your dogs….well…I came home daddy…woof!
5) I think anyone how could have typed #4 need to go to go screw his wife and sleep this thread off!!
DAMN…HISTORY GOT JOKES!
Ok, all jokes aside…Anabolic/Androgenic Sex Hormones in synthetic form have been around since about the 1930’s. To the best of my library’s ability I have determined that Adolph Hitler was not only cooking a crude form of ICE in his bungalows, he was also perfecting the first “bio identical testosterone hormone” and was eager to pump up all those blond hair, blue eyed, dark hearted bastard neo…..sorry, not the kids faults. So Hitler began to basically run (I can only assume long term) HRT cycles on his SS Storm troopers in his favorite passed time other than hungry hippos called….’CREATE A MASTER ARIAN RACE OF SUPER JACKED UP LOVER TROOPS WITH TINY NUTS’…I wonder if the morphine and the amphetamines made him a tad bit…well, f**ked!! But I digress….
WAR OVER? LETS TOSS A DEAD PIG, OR ……
I apologize for my ridiculous histrionic, I vow I shall get to the facts and learning and…well, I’ll get to the facts…maybe. Here is something that really, for lack of a better term, PISSES me off! The use of Anabolic agents by those of us who are simply Gym Rats (Unite @ Gym Rat’s Union-coming soon!) living our lives going to work, raising a family, working out so that we can associate with said family, are basically considered outlaws and outcasts if you choose to follow Father Test to the temple of huge!! That came out wrong! If we choose to take AAS! A huge percentage of AAS users are made up of guys like us. Your reasons for using steroids are your own, but if we get made as a “meat headed juicer” then we are, according to the tight assed people who delegate the social and moral overlap known as society juiced up punks! I watch these same station hogs turning nice gyms across America into a live action facebook for the upper echelon.
**OFF TOPIC HERE GUYS…AS A WHITE MALE IN MY EARLY 30’S I’VE FOUND THAT NOT BEING EDUCATED IN COLLEGE AND/OR GOLFING WITH WHITEY AND MUFFY PLANSON CAN ALL BUT MAKE YOU A SHOPLIFTER WHO STEALS ALPO TO FEED HIS JUNKIE PUFFER FISH NAMED JUAN!!**
Again…I apologize for the rant. I promise there is a lesson here if you can just hold on through many years of skipped appointments with my therapist. Back to it then: Here it is…how can a moral society with the ability to accept a variety of idiosyncratic niches be so damn judgmental?!?
GO JUICE-DOGS…DIE GYM PUNKS!!! HORAAY!!
I’m pissed guys. I watch folks yell for their favorite sports team, defend the athletes they like and verbally nostril rape the guys they deem “ON THE JUICE!!!” I mean, holy shit guys…really?!? So are the “juiced up pro athletes now just like me? Disadvantaged Gym Rat’s? How can one broker that verdict within their caviar smothered synapses? Society…why don’t you take your soccer mom’s, abusive civil servants, Edward V111 besotted alcoholic and abusive husbands- cram all of your pasta inhaling, cheese cake dreaming, brown gravy masturbating wet dreams down to that island Gilligan was living on and kill each other with coconut enemas and silver dollar stock market crashes and leave us red blooded, draft drinking, heavy metal jamming, wonder what my max is today dreaming Gym Rat’s alone with our UGL’s and out vast knowledge on how to safely cycle steroid asses to our selves! I am, quite frankly, sick to near death with societies judging me for my choice to better myself through the blessing of the Anabolic / Androgenic bio identical Hormone!! I use them fittingly, lift with all my rage and anger and go home to my modest home and kiss my beautiful wife and fantastic children! You’re right Mr. Government….I’m a fuckin animal!! Ok…so I never really made too much of a point other that “fuck the upper elites!” Sorry to have wasted your time on this 100% equal opportunity Sunday Fatherland and friends…we thank you for the smooth ass ride through your pot hole ass of lies!! Ta-da!! Gym Rat’s Union is going back to work!!
Things to consider…by bigrobbie
1) Most Doctors (except Scally and anyone else on Meso) pretty much are just like my Aunt Zoe’s flea fucked cat! You stink and should be put in the pound!! Body mechanics with money.
2) I think that a narc should get away for putting his friend in the slammer….he shoud get the fuck away from me….and fast!
3) I think if you can judge me then I should be able to make you my new toilet!
4) If you make enough money to set up a trust fund for your dogs….well…I came home daddy…woof!
5) I think anyone how could have typed #4 need to go to go screw his wife and sleep this thread off!!
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