milesfan
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Well my future brother-in-law is getting married, and he wanted to get married out here in L.A. So he has been here for the past 4 months planning this wedding. He asked me to plan his bachelor party for him because I know the area, and he is from Oklahoma. Anyhow, this boob thought I was gonna plan something along the lines of a dinner and a strip clubnah. This is how it went down.
We drive into Santa Monica and hit a watering hole that serves the best goddam margaritas in town. I invite my boys, and a couple of his friends and his cousin. The groom starts pounding, and his cousin is drinking like he just got laid off. We get in a cab and head to a strip club, we all get inside except his cousin because he is so bombed. The big ass gorilla for a bouncer looks at him and says no way. So I have no idea what to do with him. I drag him over to 7/11 and try to juice him up on coffee but all he does is do a face plant into the Doritos display rack, so we get booted. I walk back with this guy to the strip club and see my buddy in the front, he tells me he brought his own car so I can leave drunk in there. He hands me the keys and says It is the blue 68 mustang around the corner. I open up the mustang and put him in the backseat and lay him on his side Later that night after watching my future brother-in-law put these strippers through college we all decide to leave. I walk with my buddy that drove there to get cousin out of the car, I open the door and see that cousin barfed everywhere in the back of this mustangthere was even blockbuster movies in the back, and he barfed on those! My buddy whos car this was is laughing his ass off, I asked what was so funny, cousin just lunched all over the backseat of your car, he replies, This isnt my mustang! My mustang is that one! and just then he points to an identical mustang about 6 cars down. This FRIGGIN key opened up the wrong car!!!!!!
So I pull this guy out of the car and run down the street jump into a cab and go back to the hotel.
This night goes on forever so ill cut it short. We ended up meeting some hoes, riding in someones limo, and having some rapper throw us out of the Key Club. The night ended with the groom getting head in the bathroom, and the girl jumping out of the bathroom running outside into a lexus, and groom chasing her with his pants around his ankles, yelling, Stop her!! That bitch took my money!
My money is on the marriage aint gonna make it. But I'll be there to help him with his next bachelor party.
I know there are some that top this..let it rip boys.
We drive into Santa Monica and hit a watering hole that serves the best goddam margaritas in town. I invite my boys, and a couple of his friends and his cousin. The groom starts pounding, and his cousin is drinking like he just got laid off. We get in a cab and head to a strip club, we all get inside except his cousin because he is so bombed. The big ass gorilla for a bouncer looks at him and says no way. So I have no idea what to do with him. I drag him over to 7/11 and try to juice him up on coffee but all he does is do a face plant into the Doritos display rack, so we get booted. I walk back with this guy to the strip club and see my buddy in the front, he tells me he brought his own car so I can leave drunk in there. He hands me the keys and says It is the blue 68 mustang around the corner. I open up the mustang and put him in the backseat and lay him on his side Later that night after watching my future brother-in-law put these strippers through college we all decide to leave. I walk with my buddy that drove there to get cousin out of the car, I open the door and see that cousin barfed everywhere in the back of this mustangthere was even blockbuster movies in the back, and he barfed on those! My buddy whos car this was is laughing his ass off, I asked what was so funny, cousin just lunched all over the backseat of your car, he replies, This isnt my mustang! My mustang is that one! and just then he points to an identical mustang about 6 cars down. This FRIGGIN key opened up the wrong car!!!!!!
So I pull this guy out of the car and run down the street jump into a cab and go back to the hotel.
This night goes on forever so ill cut it short. We ended up meeting some hoes, riding in someones limo, and having some rapper throw us out of the Key Club. The night ended with the groom getting head in the bathroom, and the girl jumping out of the bathroom running outside into a lexus, and groom chasing her with his pants around his ankles, yelling, Stop her!! That bitch took my money!
My money is on the marriage aint gonna make it. But I'll be there to help him with his next bachelor party.
I know there are some that top this..let it rip boys.
