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thick said:
First, if you don't have anything positive to add than start your own thread. You peta fuckers stay off my thread. Ok this friggin stray cat has f'd with me for the last time. In december I put a bag of deer meat in the garage to sit overnight and than take to my parents the next day. At this time i didn't know there were any strays around. Next morning the sack is ripped to shreds and my deer meat is gone. Motherfker. Well yesterday I was my black firebird. Come outside this morning and there are muddy cat prints all over the friggin hood, windshield and roof. I have a motion detector on my garage and the cat sets it off every night and stands there like an idiot. Tonight I will be on stakeout. Kitty Kitty I will be waiting for you ya dirty bastard. I had to get that off my chest. I probably am just going to sting it with a bb gun shot to the ass but am open to suggestions
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you have a firebird!?!?!?! please don't tell me you're still sportin a mullet too...

damn hillbillies i tell ya! ;)
 
lol, nver have had a mullet. I like my firebird though. sporty and it gets 30+ mpg. I have a few caps for the ruger and i considered that but my garage will be in the line of fire. I am still thinking of the bb gun and maybe shoot my pistol up in the air. Surely one shot and the town wont be able to figure out where thenoise came from. neighbor lady might have a heart attack though

damn hillbillies i tell ya! ;)[/QUOTE]
 
"neighbor lady might have a heart attack though"

to heck with her if she can't take a joke!

Hey when i was a kid i had a neighbor with this fuckin yap dog, she would tie it up in the front yard and the damn thing would bark ALL FUCKIN DAY. i had this tree house in the back yard and had a clear view of the sob bitch, I use to shoot it in the back of the head with one of those old school red rider's at least 4 times a day - it worked great.. So blast that cat with the BB gun a few times and maybe it will take a hint.. if not, cat stew brother
 
that is what i will do. I will start with one pump and add a pump every day. It more or less has one week to get out of dodge b4 the gun will be powerful enough to kill it. We will find out how smart or stupid this cat is
 
don't shot your gun in the air, that bullet has to come down. just pepper his ass a few times w/ the bb gun like you said, that should dp it.......11
 
thick said:
that is what i will do. I will start with one pump and add a pump every day. It more or less has one week to get out of dodge b4 the gun will be powerful enough to kill it. We will find out how smart or stupid this cat is
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ahh fuck it, start out with two pumps - I mean hell,,,,, it is a firebird..
 
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thick said:
lol it is a very important car right now until motorcycle weather hits.
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lol i though it hit the 40's bro? and u have a motorcycle? after all that motorcycle bashing you've been doing? :confused:
 
i think shooting it with a paint ball gun would be cool ... mark it all up, so you will be able to recognize it anywhere. how bout pegging it with a roman candle?
 
Remember that pm where i said I was going to say how carolina go screwed? well that is what i was doing with harley lovers lmao. I have a 2002 or 2003 my mind went blank ninja. Weather did hit the 40's and low 50's and if my motorcycle was here i would ride it but it is in my garage 30 miles away. esco, the roman candle idea is sweet. they r illegal here also
big louie said:
lol i though it hit the 40's bro? and u have a motorcycle? after all that motorcycle bashing you've been doing? :confused:
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2 things Thick..... First, I wanna hear you yell like a cougar. Second, I think the mouse trap idea is great. If it hits the fucker in the head, it's all over and you have no questions to answer sine mouse traps are perfectly legal. The dumb cat should have known better etc... Maybe just some anti-freeze in the driveway. They love that shit and it kills em quick.
 
I thought the cougar comment may give people some joy lol. Nobody will miss these cats. They live in an abandoned house next door. The faggot that owned the house i live in raised bulldogs or some shit so I am sure the garage used to have mice and rats so i was happy at first to have these two cats around. Now they just took it too far. The one cat is a big motha
big rob said:
2 things Thick..... First, I wanna hear you yell like a cougar. Second, I think the mouse trap idea is great. If it hits the fucker in the head, it's all over and you have no questions to answer sine mouse traps are perfectly legal. The dumb cat should have known better etc... Maybe just some anti-freeze in the driveway. They love that shit and it kills em quick.
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get a big fish hook and use either heavy line or somewire. Bait the hook with a big chunk of tuna, hang the line to a tree branch and do some cat fishin.
 
big rob said:
2 things Thick..... First, I wanna hear you yell like a cougar. Second, I think the mouse trap idea is great. If it hits the fucker in the head, it's all over and you have no questions to answer sine mouse traps are perfectly legal. The dumb cat should have known better etc... Maybe just some anti-freeze in the driveway. They love that shit and it kills em quick.
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Here in the u.k. we mix anti-freeze, vodka and cat food together, the f king things can't get enough of it, they usually go mental and run out into the road where some driver totals it, and the neighbour just thinks its road kill, haven't seen a cat near my house for over a year now, been a few bodies round about for a few months before that
 
see line of fire reply to previous suggestions. I knew i could count on u guys for some good feedback.
 
Rat poison on the deer meat - it's nice & quiet

Then just kick the stiffy in the road & let the street sweeper pick 'em up
 
Anti-freeze, stricnine, whatever.... The concoction is up to you stud..... Just get off the computer and go do some killing...... Oh and post a pic when you are done.......
 
lmao i seriously considered rat poison but am not going to waste any more of my deer meat. I will do the bb gun thing and give the cats a chance at staying alive. It is all up to them
Da Bus said:
Rat poison on the deer meat - it's nice & quiet

Then just kick the stiffy in the road & let the street sweeper pick 'em up
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