Animal lovers do not read

[cvguy]

I fuckin' hate cats. At least the ones that run wild. All they do is piss off my dogs and shit all over the place, and kill the birds. I've got a lot of wild (feral) cats around here too. Had one attack me once, bit me in a couple of places, and hurt like a sumbitch. That and I had to get a tetanus shot and about $80 worth of ciprofloxacin.

I bought a .177g CO2 air rifle and a bunch of pointed pellets (for nailing rats and squirrels and such). I've never had to nail a cat twice. Given what the pellet does to a hunk of plywood, I don't think the cat probably lives long enough to get nailed twice.

 

[thick]

that is too funny. I already told my son what was up so i dont want to do any cat killing yet. He wants to do the shooting with the bb gun so we will see. Might change when i see my car again. I haven't been outside to see it for 7 hours so i am cooled off a tad.

Anti-freeze, stricnine, whatever.... The concoction is up to you stud..... Just get off the computer and go do some killing...... Oh and post a pic when you are done.......

 

[cvguy]

the way i look at it is "you're not killing a cat, you're saving a few hundred birds".

you can worry about the bird shit on your firebird later....

 

[thick]

haha great point

the way i look at it is "you're not killing a cat, you're saving a few hundred birds".

you can worry about the bird shit on your firebird later....

 

[Ronin_]

First, if you don't have anything positive to add than start your own thread. You peta fuckers stay off my thread. Ok this friggin stray cat has f'd with me for the last time. In december I put a bag of deer meat in the garage to sit overnight and than take to my parents the next day. At this time i didn't know there were any strays around. Next morning the sack is ripped to shreds and my deer meat is gone. Motherfker. Well yesterday I was my black firebird. Come outside this morning and there are muddy cat prints all over the friggin hood, windshield and roof. I have a motion detector on my garage and the cat sets it off every night and stands there like an idiot. Tonight I will be on stakeout. Kitty Kitty I will be waiting for you ya dirty bastard. I had to get that off my chest. I probably am just going to sting it with a bb gun shot to the ass but am open to suggestions

I hate cats man, we cant have firearms here, so I have a high powered air rifle with laser sight. Ive got 3 of the fuckers. Cats dont come into my yard anymore and good riddance. Only problem is I have a shitload of rabbits eating my vege patch and have to shoot them too, which sucks.

 

[crewboss]

I hate cats man, we cant have firearms here, so I have a high powered air rifle with laser sight. Ive got 3 of the fuckers. Cats dont come into my yard anymore and good riddance. Only problem is I have a shitload of rabbits eating my vege patch and have to shoot them too, which sucks.

make sure they're not scandinavian albino's bro, that CO2 shit will just piss em off!!

 

[cvguy]

make sure they're not scandinavian albino's bro, that CO2 shit will just piss em off!!

Yeah, I saw a Monty Python movie where that happened..those rabbits can be vicious.

 

[GRANVILLE]

I hate cats man, we cant have firearms here, so I have a high powered air rifle with laser sight. Ive got 3 of the fuckers. Cats dont come into my yard anymore and good riddance. Only problem is I have a shitload of rabbits eating my vege patch and have to shoot them too, which sucks.

The local zoo says they sell bags of lion sh t, if you put a few lumps around your property the smell from a larger carnivore scares cats away, they also say if you piss around your property perimeter that keeps the cats out as well, think I'll use that excuse when the neighbour calls the police when I come home drunk and pee in his yard

 

[Ronin_]

lol yeh they are huge. Every night there is at least 5 rabbits across mine and my neighbours front lawns and the road.

 

[thick]

lmao i wont piss of r a week or so and than line the yard no zoo anywhere near here

The local zoo says they sell bags of lion sh t, if you put a few lumps around your property the smell from a larger carnivore scares cats away, they also say if you piss around your property perimeter that keeps the cats out as well, think I'll use that excuse when the neighbour calls the police when I come home drunk and pee in his yard

 

[onefisher]

I got it bro.... Take an old electrical cord.... Cut the end of it off... Strip the hot & ground wires about 2 foot worth.... Now, get a metal can like a sardine can & tape the hot wire to it... then get a metal stake & drive it into the ground about 2 foot away & attatch the ground wire to it.... Now get your water hose & wet the hell out of the ground..... Open the can of sardines & wait.... When the cat comes up say to it "this is your last meal bitch" Plug the extension cord in the wall & you have roasted cat for dinner.... I believe that cat is high in protein & pretty lean so its good for you too!!!! Let me know how it works, Onefisher

 

[thick]

I will save that for fourth of july if i there are still some strays lmao

I got it bro.... Take an old electrical cord.... Cut the end of it off... Strip the hot & ground wires about 2 foot worth.... Now, get a metal can like a sardine can & tape the hot wire to it... then get a metal stake & drive it into the ground about 2 foot away & attatch the ground wire to it.... Now get your water hose & wet the hell out of the ground..... Open the can of sardines & wait.... When the cat comes up say to it "this is your last meal bitch" Plug the extension cord in the wall & you have roasted cat for dinner.... I believe that cat is high in protein & pretty lean so its good for you too!!!! Let me know how it works, Onefisher

 

[esco]

lmao i wont piss of r a week or so and than line the yard no zoo anywhere near here

we are larger carnivores ... take a dump on your own lawn!

 

[thick]

Update. The cat stood me up

we are larger carnivores ... take a dump on your own lawn!

 

[esco]

Update. The cat stood me up

damn that sux! was hpin to hear some funny shit about that.