Anyone ever hit on a transexual without knowing it???

Desibaba

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Did it ever happen to you guys that you hit on a Transexual who you thought was a woman and got the number and all that only to realize it later on she used to be a He??? I did and thank god i found out before i went out with him. If i had done something i would have committed suicide lol
 
you know desi you really ought to do a 'reach-under' before you start exchanging digits and/or bodily fluids. get the 411 on the situation.
 
desi, ever fuck a chicken (i understand your people don't fuck cows... except for the human kind...) and lie about it? i'd bet some money that you have...
 
lmao i think chickens are too skinny for his taste. Now if he was in the north i bet no walrus would be safe
Chip Bronson said:
desi, ever fuck a chicken (i understand your people don't fuck cows... except for the human kind...) and lie about it? i'd bet some money that you have...
 
now we are talking or even heart failure. Could get really bloated for him
Chip Bronson said:
walrus... lol... stop giving him ideas thick. what if it was a chicken with hypothyroidism? :D
 
Oh please.He looked like a perfect female.If it were any of you, you woulda done the same thing. They are getting good with all that sex change operations n shit. At least he was nice enough to tell me the truth.And i know this type of shit has happened to some of you too so no need to get too smart :D
 
desi, the only reason he told you he was a man is because he thought you were a polesmoker and that he would probably have a better chance of nailing you that way.... :D oh yeah, they're getting real good with that tranny stuff these days... uh huh.... :rolleyes:
 
Funny story- A guy I was on deployment with (we were in Thailand, mind you) got drunk and was last seen making out with some big tittied person at a local whorehouse/bar. We ran into him the next morning and he had a nasty scratch over his eye and a pissed off look on his face. Apparently he had gotten as far as geting a hand job before realizing this big tittied chick was a big tittied man. He started screaming at her and he/she clawed the shit out of his face, he in turn punched him/her/it and ran off. We gave him shit for the rest of the time he was with the unit ( 2 years ) and brought it up a least once a day. On an even funnier side note, he got ringworm on his dick from the handjob, and it didn't clear up for a couple of months because he wouldn't stop whacking off.
 
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