Funny story- A guy I was on deployment with (we were in Thailand, mind you) got drunk and was last seen making out with some big tittied person at a local whorehouse/bar. We ran into him the next morning and he had a nasty scratch over his eye and a pissed off look on his face. Apparently he had gotten as far as geting a hand job before realizing this big tittied chick was a big tittied man. He started screaming at her and he/she clawed the shit out of his face, he in turn punched him/her/it and ran off. We gave him shit for the rest of the time he was with the unit ( 2 years ) and brought it up a least once a day. On an even funnier side note, he got ringworm on his dick from the handjob, and it didn't clear up for a couple of months because he wouldn't stop whacking off.