Anyone good at flirting

MANWHORE

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:D ... I think i'm losing my mind. ... OK i'm just going to come out with it because i think i've been here long enough to not be laughed at :) ... i think i have a crush on a 16yr old. :o ... no no no i would never ever touch her because she is so young not to mention i'm married and she is my wife's.... forget that part. I just like flirting with her,is that so bad? I've known her since she was 8yrs old but all of a sudden i just like her. I don't know why i think about her. It's not sexual but almost like when you had a crush on a girl in grammerschool or even highschool. She's really sweet and i love watching her talk because her lips are amazing and so are her eyes. I mean i have nice eyes and i see alot of girls with nice blue eyes but her pupils are bigger than normal and it just makes the blue stand out so much more... Jesus do i need to get some test in me fast or what? ... I actually started thinking about her a few months ago while on tren cycle and i thought it was just the tren but it didn't stop. ... Go ahead fire away :)
 
Careful, Careful...

16 yrs. Is childbearing age so I won't call you a freak. But you got to get that shit out of your mind.

Ever heard of Gary Puckett and the Union Gap??? LOL.

this episode of Meso Karaoke is for you buddy. :D

Young girl,
Get out of my mind
My love for you
Is way out of line
Better run, girl,
You're much too young, girl
With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe
You're old enough
To give me Love
And now it hurts to know the truth, Oh,
Beneath your perfume and make-up
You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know
That it is wrong to be
Alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes, Oh,
So hurry home to your mama
I'm sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here
Before I have the time
To change my mind
'Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far, Oh,
Young girl
 
Dammit after reading that i feel like a pervert. Nothing will ever happen but it is fun to flirt with her. She blushes and is so damn cute. O yeah did i mention how pretty her .... OK let me stop now :)
 
Grizzly said:
I won't flame you. I'd like to stick it in a hot 16 y/o, too.
LMFAO ... She just IMed me. She must be home from school. What would i do if she made a move on me? I think i'd have to run .... Let me talk to her before my wife gets home. ALRIGHT! so it's wrong but is it really. yeah,i've lost it
 
i dont blame you. I flirt with a lot of girls and it is natural to want what you cant have or arent supposed to have. I predict 2 years of anticipation headed your way
 
I am talking to her now ... i'm going to be doing a job real close to her tomorrow and when i told her the road she said " wow that's real close to me" I had to change the subject because i really don't want to see her without my wife around. I'm scared :-)
 
yeah that is a bad situation lol. Better you than me ahah
MANWHORE said:
I am talking to her now ... i'm going to be doing a job real close to her tomorrow and when i told her the road she said " wow that's real close to me" I had to change the subject because i really don't want to see her without my wife around. I'm scared :-)
 
thick said:
yeah that is a bad situation lol. Better you than me ahah
Well,she hasn't done anything to make it seem she wants something to happen ....lately... She did kind of tease me (was crazy too) about 1yr ago and that's about the time i realized i was in trouble but i held out so long. we exchanged cell #s at a family get together and it all started from one text message. Man,i live 1hr from her and see her about once per month(used to be more before baby)but with these damn cellphones and IMs i can't get her out of my head and i am going to see her alot down the shore this summer and last too because her parents bought a huge house there. And just to think every yr she will probably get hotter and hotter. WHY GOD WHY!?
 
Just sent her a pic of my son(her cousin) and here's how that IM went .........HER : "aww he's so cute" ME :"yeah just like his daddy ;-)"
HER : "yeah definitly" .. i told her she just made my day
 
lol! Have some innocent fun and enjoy it. I am sure there will be some strong temptations. Hard to say what to do from this side of the computer. When she turns 18 you need to post some pics lol
MANWHORE said:
Just sent her a pic of my son(her cousin) and here's how that IM went .........HER : "aww he's so cute" ME :"yeah just like his daddy ;-)"
HER : "yeah definitly" .. i told her she just made my day
 
thick said:
lol! Have some innocent fun and enjoy it.

WHAT?!?!?! :mad:

Okay. If this is a joke and I'm just not getting it. I apologize unreservedly. No disrespect thick. But if that was supposed to be advice...

Manwhore. I don't want to take this too seriously. But, Do you WATCH the news?? Men get crucified for shit like this, innocent or not. There is NO innocent flirting that can be had between a grown man and a teenage girl. No matter how you THINK it is. Nobody is going to look favorably on this. A grown man text messaging a teenage girl is a major red flag. Anybody who stumbles upon these messages (and just think how easy that would be) will assume that you are a filthy pervert who can't wait to get his hands on this little girl. It will ruin your life.

I don't mean to flame you bro. I hope you don't take it that way. You are on the cusp of some serious shit. You need to be MAN and walk away from this while it can still be called innocent.
 
honestly he is flirting with serious consequences. I agree with that. however, i feel it is innocent as long as he isn't leading her on that there is a possibility of them in the future and nothing physical takes place. Also, i have seen posts by MW b4 about his thoughts on family and marriage, and if I am not mistaken, he has stated how he would never cheat on his wife. Those are the reasons why i say what i do. If it was someone else on here who i felt was cheating on his wife and newly born kid, I would respond totally different.
Another part is that he could be in a position of having a very positive influence on this girl during a tough time in kids lives. If he gains her trust than he very well could be someone who she turns to for parental like advice about stuff she deosnt fell comfortable telling her own parents. This type of situation can go a couple of different directions and that will all depend on MW.


BTW, no offense. It would be boring if everybody agreed with me. Hell i disagree with grizz. on purpose on lots of shit just to get him going :D
 
thick said:
lol! Have some innocent fun and enjoy it. I am sure there will be some strong temptations. Hard to say what to do from this side of the computer. When she turns 18 you need to post some pics lol
ha ha funny you should say that because i posted a pic of her a while ago :-)
 
CyniQ said:
WHAT?!?!?! :mad:

Okay. If this is a joke and I'm just not getting it. I apologize unreservedly. No disrespect thick. But if that was supposed to be advice...

Manwhore. I don't want to take this too seriously. But, Do you WATCH the news?? Men get crucified for shit like this, innocent or not. There is NO innocent flirting that can be had between a grown man and a teenage girl. No matter how you THINK it is. Nobody is going to look favorably on this. A grown man text messaging a teenage girl is a major red flag. Anybody who stumbles upon these messages (and just think how easy that would be) will assume that you are a filthy pervert who can't wait to get his hands on this little girl. It will ruin your life.

I don't mean to flame you bro. I hope you don't take it that way. You are on the cusp of some serious shit. You need to be MAN and walk away from this while it can still be called innocent.
If it were that serous i would trust me lol It's not as bad as you think and anyone who reads any of our messages wouldn't think anything of them. I am not a pervert and don't act like one to her or any other girl especially teen girls. Sorry but i'm not like that. I do like her that i won't lie about
 
thick said:
honestly he is flirting with serious consequences. I agree with that. however, i feel it is innocent as long as he isn't leading her on that there is a possibility of them in the future and nothing physical takes place. Also, i have seen posts by MW b4 about his thoughts on family and marriage, and if I am not mistaken, he has stated how he would never cheat on his wife. Those are the reasons why i say what i do. If it was someone else on here who i felt was cheating on his wife and newly born kid, I would respond totally different.
Another part is that he could be in a position of having a very positive influence on this girl during a tough time in kids lives. If he gains her trust than he very well could be someone who she turns to for parental like advice about stuff she deosnt fell comfortable telling her own parents. This type of situation can go a couple of different directions and that will all depend on MW.


BTW, no offense. It would be boring if everybody agreed with me. Hell i disagree with grizz. on purpose on lots of shit just to get him going :D
Your right,i love my wife and she knows that .. my wife and her cousin. This is also her cousin and because of that i really do think flirting is all she would do ...meaning she wouldn't push it too far. will talk more about it tomorrow
 
thick said:
i feel it is innocent as long as he isn't leading her on that there is a possibility of them in the future and nothing physical takes place. Also, i have seen posts by MW b4 about his thoughts on family and marriage, and if I am not mistaken, he has stated how he would never cheat on his wife.

Thank you for not taking offense. I hope MW is as gracious. I don't mean to imply that MW would do anything inappropriate or untoward. I think more pertinent is the perception others will have of this relationship. It is understandable for a man to be attracted to a girl of 16. Not so many years ago it wouldn't have been a big deal to take a 16 yr old as your wife. However, as it stands in society today, men who choose to foster relationships with "underage" girls are given no benefit of the doubt. If this goes much further. By much further I mean, if he continues to exchange calls and messages with her on a regular basis...

No good can come of it.
 
lol this is a great thread. manwhore, you need to rent the movie "beautiful girls" the main character is some 30 year old dude who falls in love with natalie portman when she's like 15. theres lots of other funny shit in there, pretty good flick
 

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