Anyone got a girl that knows.....

When I told my gf that I juice she said. " I want some too!". "I wanna lose weight and have a hardbody too!". I said " No, honey. Your voice will get deeper, you might grow unwanted hair and maybe your clit will grow to the size of a small dick!"
Her reply was "GOOD! THAT'S WHAT I WANT! THEN I CAN FLIP YOU OVER, FUCK YOU AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!
 
I will be the lone dissenter. Shit happens in relationships and their knowledge of what you do can come back and bite you in the ass. This could be with LE or even more important if there was ever a child custody issue. Good luck but I would nver tell the gf or wife. Call it a bad relationship or whatever. My philosophy is to protect myself and my interests first. Going through a divorce right now as well as possible custody shit. They will use anything against you. Be smart
 
I've never bought the LE excuse. Don't like your neighbor? Call the cops and tell them he's a drug dealing terrorist. Yeah, they might come over and check him out because you told them that. :rolleyes: Same with her saying you use steroids. I don't even think they can get a search warrant on uncorrobarated testimony.

You lost the cusody thing already...you have a penis. Sad but true.
 
actually a smart girl can do alot more with that info than the simple suggestions u used for examples. I will grant you that smart girls are rare. WRT custody, the penis is the biggest setback but there are more judges now that will at least give it a fair hearing. So you dont think you gf could get you arrested? IF not than she must not be very intelligent b/c I could think of several ways to get someone busted w/o even thinking lmao. The neighbor case holds no water at all. It is not a relevant example. You dont know his schedule, habits, use etc. WE are talking gf's who even give their bf's injections. You dont think she can call the cops, say he hit her. Oh you want proof officer, sure just look in his underwear drawer.
This is one little example. Any girl with a pea sized brain could fuck you over big time if she was that type. After being married and watching some friends have bad break ups I tend to think there are a lot of ruthless bitches out there. Protect yourself first



Grizzly said:
I've never bought the LE excuse. Don't like your neighbor? Call the cops and tell them he's a drug dealing terrorist. Yeah, they might come over and check him out because you told them that. :rolleyes: Same with her saying you use steroids. I don't even think they can get a search warrant on uncorrobarated testimony.

You lost the cusody thing already...you have a penis. Sad but true.
 
Well, atleast this one wouldn't pull some shit like that. Also, we'll need MK or Karch to say for sure, but I don't think they can search your house because a girl you no longer date said you hit her a month ago.
 
ok again you arent following me. Not your fault but I am trying to type as little as possible. Some evil bitches will stay with you just to f'k you over. I just really dont want to type a bunch of examples but it is clear as day that there are a number of ways for her to nail your ass and there are a number of girls who will nail your ass. I suppose it is inversely proportional to age also. The older the girl the less likely the childish redemptive acts will occur. You are done dating the 18 yo's so that helps. Girls over 25 I would think are much less likely to cause you problems. However, there are very many psycho girls out there that will try to nail your ass. Just stay safe and pick a winner lol. Unfortunately sometimes they change. I thought I had a winner. In your scenario and the girl is out of the house than no they wont search based on her saying u hit her a month ago. That really oversimplifies my points but I hate fucking typing
Grizzly said:
Well, atleast this one wouldn't pull some shit like that. Also, we'll need MK or Karch to say for sure, but I don't think they can search your house because a girl you no longer date said you hit her a month ago.
 
I can dig. I get what you're saying and, yes, that's half the reason I HATE, absolutely hate, 18 y/o girls.

BTW- can get a copy of that video you and sweet are talking about.
 
Dont even ask lol
Grizzly said:
I can dig. I get what you're saying and, yes, that's half the reason I HATE, absolutely hate, 18 y/o girls.

BTW- can get a copy of that video you and sweet are talking about.
 
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