Ascendant Labs

[JonIrenicus]

I just said hey man are you
Back and I need an updated list. In hope that he added some shit. And he said yea sorry for the delay and gave me the same list basically but he has more test e. and he is sold out of npp now too. I haven't placed another order yet tho.

I'm curious as to what he'll say about his failed Labmax results.

 

[Spyder]

Nothing :cricket:

 

[Ascendant Labs]

Ok im back, I wasn't avoiding any issues. My wife has a stalker and ive been trying to "get a hold of him". Every time I go to his house, hes not home or his mom says hes not. Want kind of 30yr old man still lives at home??? Enough of my crazy personal life though. About the tests. One failed, one passed. Lets follow the logic, Prop is the cheapest powder if I or my source were going to scam, it would have to be replaced with a more expensive powder, that's not much of a scam. The second fact and I REALLY don't like to talk about security issues but that Prop batch was a 200 vial batch. That's ALOT of people. Considering its a short ester, if the Prop was "bunk" people would have been screaming for my head in this thread a week after I opened for business. I really don't know what else to say about the matter. A trusted Vet, tested it and it passed. Whats there more to say? On a different matter, my source finally came through and everything will be restocked next week, including the new orals. I want to thank everyone that spoke up for me, my vacation and crazy personal life was really bad timing but it couldn't be helped, life is that way. Im working on getting a rep to handle more of the work here. So people aren't in the dark, I tried to be open as much as possible with everyone here and I will continue to do so. Everyone have a good night and remember the fastest way to reach me is by email. Thanks, Helix.

 

[wholovesorangesoda]

Kick his ass seabass

 

[johnnyBALLZ]

Ok im back, I wasn't avoiding any issues. My wife has a stalker and ive been trying to "get a hold of him". Every time I go to his house, hes not home or his mom says hes not. Want kind of 30yr old man still lives at home??? Enough of my crazy personal life though. About the tests. One failed, one passed. Lets follow the logic, Prop is the cheapest powder if I or my source were going to scam, it would have to be replaced with a more expensive powder, that's not much of a scam. The second fact and I REALLY don't like to talk about security issues but that Prop batch was a 200 vial batch. That's ALOT of people. Considering its a short ester, if the Prop was "bunk" people would have been screaming for my head in this thread a week after I opened for business. I really don't know what else to say about the matter. A trusted Vet, tested it and it passed. Whats there more to say? On a different matter, my source finally came through and everything will be restocked next week, including the new orals. I want to thank everyone that spoke up for me, my vacation and crazy personal life was really bad timing but it couldn't be helped, life is that way. Im working on getting a rep to handle more of the work here. So people aren't in the dark, I tried to be open as much as possible with everyone here and I will continue to do so. Everyone have a good night and remember the fastest way to reach me is by email. Thanks, Helix.

No... Flenser, one of Meso's leading lab max authorities, says this:

BR posted an a-vial only pic, the least conclusive part of the test. The FIRST tester posted the whole test, and it definitely failed. By the colors I saw, it matches the bunk test from Pep and MFL. It's bunk as far as I'm concerned, and Helix is way over the line ignoring this.

 

[Ascendant Labs]

No... Flenser, Meso's leading lab max authority, says this:

BR is not being compensated in any way, Im grateful he tested at all, he didn't have too. If he hasn't come back, im sure its because life has him busy. Ive said it before and ill say it again,, I WILL replace all the vials if there not prop and theres 200 vials out there, people would have blowing up my thread if it was bunk. It doesn't make sense, that hasn't happened. I really have to go take care of something and Im NOT avoiding this issue. Helix.

 

[johnnyBALLZ]

BR is not being compensated in any way, Im grateful he tested at all, he didn't have too. If he hasn't come back, im sure its because life has him busy. Ive said it before and ill say it again,, I WILL replace all the vials if there not prop and theres 200 vials out there, people would have blowing up my thread if it was bunk. It doesn't make sense, that hasn't happened. I really have to go take care of something and Im NOT avoiding this issue. Helix.

I don't think BR was compensated... Why bring that up??

I'm just pointing out it was not a definite pass..

 

[JonIrenicus]

BR is not being compensated in any way, Im grateful he tested at all, he didn't have too. If he hasn't come back, im sure its because life has him busy. Ive said it before and ill say it again,, I WILL replace all the vials if there not prop and theres 200 vials out there, people would have blowing up my thread if it was bunk. It doesn't make sense, that hasn't happened. I really have to go take care of something and Im NOT avoiding this issue. Helix.

So what's the word on your Mast E and Deca? I bought some a while back from you. I don't suppose you had those tested?

 

[GigaloRob]

This guy is a complete joke. Again he needs to run and take care of something. There is nothing about this guy that should inspire you to purchase from him. Shady doesn't begin to describe this character.

 

[Gape Van Damme]

The logic of replacing Test Prop with a more expensive hormone eludes me... You don't replace it with another powder, and since Prop is the cheapest, necessitating that powder must be more expensive. If Test Prop fails, it's because there is NO HORMONE in it.

 

[flenser]

Ok im back, I wasn't avoiding any issues. My wife has a stalker and ive been trying to "get a hold of him". Every time I go to his house, hes not home or his mom says hes not. Want kind of 30yr old man still lives at home??? Enough of my crazy personal life though. About the tests. One failed, one passed. Lets follow the logic, Prop is the cheapest powder if I or my source were going to scam, it would have to be replaced with a more expensive powder, that's not much of a scam. The second fact and I REALLY don't like to talk about security issues but that Prop batch was a 200 vial batch. That's ALOT of people. Considering its a short ester, if the Prop was "bunk" people would have been screaming for my head in this thread a week after I opened for business. I really don't know what else to say about the matter. A trusted Vet, tested it and it passed. Whats there more to say? On a different matter, my source finally came through and everything will be restocked next week, including the new orals. I want to thank everyone that spoke up for me, my vacation and crazy personal life was really bad timing but it couldn't be helped, life is that way. Im working on getting a rep to handle more of the work here. So people aren't in the dark, I tried to be open as much as possible with everyone here and I will continue to do so. Everyone have a good night and remember the fastest way to reach me is by email. Thanks, Helix.

That's fine logic, except two other UGLs happen to have the same bunk test results as yours, and there ARE complaints about all three of you. In any case, a lot of people are holding off running your gear until this issue is resolved. There were no passed tests. There was one incomplete test, and one failed test.

How's this for logic? You bought raws and didn't bother to test them. You got ripped off and are in denial. Why don't YOU test your gear?

Edit: correction, ebkallday also tested it and says it's bunk.

 

[flenser]

I hope eb doesn't mind me posting this from the AG thread. Emphasis added.

Alright fellas, I'm doing a short 4 week cycle of test prop. I will be logging AGs prop in the cycle log section. It should be known, I paid for my order and did not receive any incentive for this post or a cycle log. I am doing this for myself and the community.

Im a little fucked off about the current prop situation around here. I was pinning AL prop with no results. Luckily I still had some Astro prop stashed to hold me over. So my desperation landed me here.

@ EB will you be testing it with a kit?

@ P22, I have one on the way brother. I used my last one on the bunk AL.

 

[Spyder]

@Helix

One of the labs actually responded to the failed test and immediately replaced the bunk prop. BR only did part of the test which means it is inconclusive. So we have only one test to go by which was a fail. The response you gave does not address the issue, more like trying to sweep it under the rug and you just want to move on. You said that you would take care of the problem no matter the out come of the test. Well we know the test was inconclusive - so what is your next move?

Thank you! What ever his results are, ill stand by tem 100%. Meaning if any product fails though they wont, I'll replace them. Nothing more to say than wait till then. Helix.

Everyone has waited...

 

[stomps]

Ok im back, I wasn't avoiding any issues. My wife has a stalker and ive been trying to "get a hold of him". Every time I go to his house, hes not home or his mom says hes not. Want kind of 30yr old man still lives at home??? Enough of my crazy personal life though. About the tests. One failed, one passed. Lets follow the logic, Prop is the cheapest powder if I or my source were going to scam, it would have to be replaced with a more expensive powder, that's not much of a scam. The second fact and I REALLY don't like to talk about security issues but that Prop batch was a 200 vial batch. That's ALOT of people. Considering its a short ester, if the Prop was "bunk" people would have been screaming for my head in this thread a week after I opened for business. I really don't know what else to say about the matter. A trusted Vet, tested it and it passed. Whats there more to say? On a different matter, my source finally came through and everything will be restocked next week, including the new orals. I want to thank everyone that spoke up for me, my vacation and crazy personal life was really bad timing but it couldn't be helped, life is that way. Im working on getting a rep to handle more of the work here. So people aren't in the dark, I tried to be open as much as possible with everyone here and I will continue to do so. Everyone have a good night and remember the fastest way to reach me is by email. Thanks, Helix.

This is the exactly the kind of post I would expect from pep
Not wanting to except any responsibility and trying to tell everyone there isn't a problem

 

[dealer]

I think labmax test kits are an unnecessary overhead expense for sources. Vacations with the wife are more important.

 

[Spyder]

Just putting it out there if you are thinking of placing an order I would put it on hold until questions have been answered and more Labmax tests are done.

https://thinksteroids.com/community/posts/983567

 

[BR1217]

That's fine logic, except two other UGLs happen to have the same bunk test results as yours, and there ARE complaints about all three of you. In any case, a lot of people are holding off running your gear until this issue is resolved. There were no passed tests. There was one incomplete test, and one failed test.

How's this for logic? You bought raws and didn't bother to test them. You got ripped off and are in denial. Why don't YOU test your gear?

Edit: correction, ebkallday also tested it and says it's bunk.

Flenser, I did not run the Test B vial due to the fact that the Test A vial passed and I have had bloodwork done, which is the only test that is proven at this point, and my numbers came back >1500 on 350mg/week TestP. If you would like for me to run the test again I certainly will. Please let me know. I do appreciate you and what you are doing keeping labs in check. Thanks Flenser.

I am not saying all the Test P is gtg, just saying the bottles I have are TestP and appear to be correctly dosed.

 

[flenser]

Flenser, I did not run the Test B vial due to the fact that the Test A vial passed and I have had bloodwork done, which is the only test that is proven at this point, and my numbers came back >1500 on 350mg/week TestP. If you would like for me to run the test again I certainly will. Please let me know. I do appreciate you and what you are doing keeping labs in check. Thanks Flenser.

I am not saying all the Test P is gtg, just saying the bottles I have are TestP and appear to be correctly dosed.

I think the a-vial test was just fine. We are mostly interested in the b-vial, especially the UV. Test P has a very distinctive and smooth looking blue green under UV. Under UV the bunk gear all had spots of orange mixed in with a different color.

Helix said there were 200 vials in the batch he sold. I'm surprised EBK had bad and you had good results. Note that I was fooled by my TT level after I started suspecting something wrong with MF's test p. My libido crashed, but my blood work came back with TT almost where it should be. I can't explain that discrepancy, but my libido has yet to fully recover. I blame it on whatever else was in the vial besides however much test p might have been there. Well, that and the fact I'm old as fuck...

 

[BR1217]

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I think the a-vial test was just fine. We are mostly interested in the b-vial, especially the UV. Test P has a very distinctive and smooth looking blue green under UV. Under UV the bunk gear all had spots of orange mixed in with a different color.

Helix said there were 200 vials in the batch he sold. I'm surprised EBK had bad and you had good results. Note that I was fooled by my TT level after I started suspecting something wrong with MF's test p. My libido crashed, but my blood work came back with TT almost where it should be. I can't explain that discrepancy, but my libido has yet to fully recover. I blame it on whatever else was in the vial besides however much test p might have been there. Well, that and the fact I'm old as fuck...

I am a little confused by the varying results as well. I am going to test the Prop again tomorrow A/B vials this time. I don't doubt EBK's results just confused by them. I have to note that I was running AL NPP with the Test P I ran. This shouldn't change the result of my bloodwork though, unless the NPP was actually TestP. If that were the case though the labmax test I ran would have failed the TestP. I will retest and post tomorrow.

BTW, Im old as Moses too, at least I feel like it most days!

Edit; I also run all the gear I use through a .20 syringe filter also, not sure how that would change anything just making sure I include all variables of the test.

Edit; the olive green color in the pic came on very quick, seconds after introducing the hormone, and also turned very quick. The whole process took only 5-10 seconds.

 

[flenser]

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I am a little confused by the varying results as well. I am going to test the Prop again tomorrow A/B vials this time. I don't doubt EBK's results just confused by them. I have to note that I was running AL NPP with the Test P I ran. This shouldn't change the result of my bloodwork though, unless the NPP was actually TestP. If that were the case though the labmax test I ran would have failed the TestP. I will retest and post tomorrow.

BTW, Im old as Moses too, at least I feel like it most days!

Edit; I also run all the gear I use through a .20 syringe filter also, not sure how that would change anything just making sure I include all variables of the test.

Edit; the olive green color in the pic came on very quick, seconds after introducing the hormone, and also turned very quick. The whole process took only 5-10 seconds.

I think we established Dave probably didn't take the a-vial pics soon enough. You might want to start with the b-vial and UV. If it's wrong, you can save the a-vial for another test. Very interested in your results, either way.