Ascendant Labs

While I am sitting back and waiting to see if this gets truly made right. I will say both his trens did past and the deca was a pass in my book and I believe flenser said the same about the deca. Flen please correct me if I am wrong. The mast e is hard cause theres no labmax for it. All that being said helix need to get on more even though he has ish going on. Has anyone started getting there test e replaced yet?

I don't know anything about test E failing. The Test P definitely failed, though. I was on the fence about the deca. Probably would have passed it had I done the test myself. The pics seem to have gone missing from Dave's post on the labmax thread.
 
I don't know anything about test E failing. The Test P definitely failed, though. I was on the fence about the deca. Probably would have passed it had I done the test myself. The pics seem to have gone missing from Dave's post on the labmax thread.

Missing pics? hmm.
 
Alright I'm on his test p/ npp. Libido is up and I'm seeing gains. Nothing crazy tho. There's def hormone in one of them. Not sticking up for helix. He needs to make it right. But I feel I had to share that
 
I switched to Mfl and I agree with spyder. Let this thread die. Dude is done and if he is planning in making a comeback he still takes way to long in my book.
 
yeah sorry if I missed typed Lordofthewhales!!! hope you got what I ment. Ang yeah spyder I am running his mast e. Funny thing (I guess will call it) I won them and thought hey if I am going to get a pack might as well make the risk worth it so I spent a couple hundred! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: Thanks god it was my fun money but I went without getting my hair did and shit!

Bro that's some funny shit. Not that you lost money (that sucks) but the "hair did and shit" literally made me crack the f'k up.
 
Bro that's some funny shit. Not that you lost money (that sucks) but the "hair did and shit" literally made me crack the f'k up.

Have you ever seen Joe after he gets his hair done?

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I don't know anything about test E failing. The Test P definitely failed, though. I was on the fence about the deca. Probably would have passed it had I done the test myself. The pics seem to have gone missing from Dave's post on the labmax thread.


I'm pretty sure the Test E may have passed but the test E I got definitely WAS bunk.
 
I've got a response from helix through email. Sounds like he's gonna keep his word but we'll see. Personally it doesn't seem like he's gonna try and make another quick buck and run off because he's not here writing paragraphs of bullshit people wana hear so he can get them to spend. But well see
 
Right...because he has been a straight shooter since he came on the scene. This guy is shady and there are just too many red flags. I'm sure he will pop up again with another bs crisis at some point.
 
I don't know anything about test E failing. The Test P definitely failed, though. I was on the fence about the deca. Probably would have passed it had I done the test myself. The pics seem to have gone missing from Dave's post on the labmax thread.

I have no idea why the pics are gone, it wasn't anything I did.

You can go ahead and repost em if you want flenser.
 
I've got a response from helix through email. Sounds like he's gonna keep his word but we'll see. Personally it doesn't seem like he's gonna try and make another quick buck and run off because he's not here writing paragraphs of bullshit people wana hear so he can get them to spend. But well see
I don't know I am just irritated. Helix was really good trying to comply with what members asked pics of his equip and stuff. Looked like was legit had some contests and like I said before I ended up with 4 of them and lets face it the contests were marketing to get stuff out to a few people and one guy gets most of it, from a marketing stand points thats not the goal but he made sure all got to me asap no complaints. I thought that was cool so tried to help him out a little by keeping his thread a little lively while he was on vac. I tried to keep an open mind when the prop failed cause his trens passed deca looked like a pass. So it is what it is. I am glad he emailed you and is trying to get you straightened out.
 
Seriously I wouldn't hold your breath on this one. There has been a lot of stall tactics. Think he is seeing if he maybe can scam a few more orders. No real replies and one promise to make good. Other UGL that had bunk prop (he has multiple items that are bunk) came right out and said he would fix it on top of keeping everyone up to date. Not Helix just a "ya I will fix it" with excuses (sorry I don't think anyone really wants to hear about how your wife is cheating on you with your neighbor) but really hasn't shown anyone that he is going to hold to his promise.

Write off the loss and let the thread die.

You guys have no idea, how massive this replacement program is. The Prop batch alone was 200 vials. Plus the Enanthate clients. Its a lot of people. Im being swamped with replacement emails. What im doing is making a list of order/dates. I have to decide how to be fair to everyone. Its physically impossible to ship every order at once. But iam leaning towards replacing the clients with the oldest orders as they've been (though they didn't know it) waiting the longest. No ones going to be happy. But everyone will be taken care of.
 
You guys have no idea, how massive this replacement program is. The Prop batch alone was 200 vials. Plus the Enanthate clients. Its a lot of people. Im being swamped with replacement emails. What im doing is making a list of order/dates. I have to decide how to be fair to everyone. Its physically impossible to ship every order at once. But iam leaning towards replacing the clients with the oldest orders as they've been (though they didn't know it) waiting the longest. No ones going to be happy. But everyone will be taken care of.
Nice helix. It's just would be nice to have a little more updates man, with all the past labs everyone is super skeptical.
 
Yea man it's not hard to check up on this thread at least once a day. This is a business right? Restaurant owners don't shut down shop when their personal life gets too shitty.
 
Nice helix. It's just would be nice to have a little more updates man, with all the past labs everyone is super skeptical.

I would still take this slow joe. Once people start receiving stuff it needs to be labmaxed again and anyone running AL need to have bloods done. Also, questions need to be asked about BR and his testing. The full line was to be tested and he kinda disappeared. Anyone who has not made a purchase should hold off and not make a mad dash buying once the replacements are sent.
 
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