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Every UGL I've asked has said the batch numbers they use don't mean anything.. Who knows, maybe helix does keep track..

Thanks for testing BR, this at least shows he has some legit gear..

Unfortunately helix himself acknowledged BR as a vet several times so no doubt he would've gotten the cream of the crop..

To be fair to Helix he did not know I was going to test these products. I did not mention testing until I had all the gear. It is possible that he checked out my profile and posts before sending out my gear which I paid full price for, who knows. I am not in any way endorsing AL. I have only used his TestP and NPP and at this point I am not sure about the NPP being GTG. My only motivation for these tests was to help determine what was good or bad. I do not want a member of Meso to get taken with bunk gear or worse hurt. I am just one of the guys here and clearly not a VET as helix has referred to me as. I do have experience with AAS and will always share that experience if it will help someone here. Take care guys..

Going forward I will purchase under a different handle with very few posts. This should help to determine if new members are getting selectively scammed by sources. That is the only other thing I would have done differently. I also have some TestE I will test if anyone wants to see it. I can test Tren A and Tren E if you guys want me to, these were all purchased in mid December though, probably different lots of powder at this point.
 
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Every UGL I've asked has said the batch numbers they use don't mean anything.. Who knows, maybe helix does keep track..

Thanks for testing BR, this at least shows he has some legit gear..

Unfortunately helix himself acknowledged BR as a vet several times so no doubt he would've gotten the cream of the crop..

That's not true. BR, came to me AFTER he bought the vials, I had no idea he was going to test till he had all of my products. And BR can you test the Test E. Id really appreciate it.
 
Update: Got in touch with AL.. According to him, the mast E will be replaced some time down the line so let's hope for the best.

Has anyone here actually ran his Deca? What were your results?
 
It's Meso's official shit stirrer, GigaloRob. I hate that motherfucker! Fuck you Rob. I know two things in this world: how to spot a scammer and how to spot an asshole. GigaloRob is an asshole. I know some of his butt buddies will say he's good but he's not. He's a classic case of a shit stirrer.
 
It's Meso's official shit stirrer, GigaloRob. I hate that motherfucker! Fuck you Rob. I know two things in this world: how to spot a scammer and how to spot an asshole. GigaloRob is an asshole. I know some of his butt buddies will say he's good but he's not. He's a classic case of a shit stirrer.

What are you saying? That AL gtg? Sometimes the shit needs to be stirred. Sorry that you are so bitter Dbolman towards others sounds like a personal issue.
 
It's Meso's official shit stirrer, GigaloRob. I hate that motherfucker! Fuck you Rob. I know two things in this world: how to spot a scammer and how to spot an asshole. GigaloRob is an asshole. I know some of his butt buddies will say he's good but he's not. He's a classic case of a shit stirrer.

Why are you are still posting under the dbolman handle?

Dbolman has accomplished your professed goal. It's time to retire dbolman.
 
It's Meso's official shit stirrer, GigaloRob. I hate that motherfucker! Fuck you Rob. I know two things in this world: how to spot a scammer and how to spot an asshole. GigaloRob is an asshole. I know some of his butt buddies will say he's good but he's not. He's a classic case of a shit stirrer.


Nobody respects a coward Dbolman. I don't believe i am an asshole but then again i suppose nobody thinks they are. Nothing i say on the forums is dishonest and i call it like i see it. Nobody has to agree or even like anything i say but i have far more respect for someone that can disagree with me like a man and does not have to hide behind another board name.
 
Thanks for posting the results BR. They at least show the gear you received is different than what ebk and Dave received. Not sure if there are batch numbers on the vials, but it would be interesting to know when the different orders were placed.

Its all one batch, I wasn't going to keep making smaller batches along the way. Its a waste of time and resources. The only new batches ive made was the Test E and that was with in the week. My refill came in and ill be having new batches of Test Prop, NPP and Tren Ace and some kind of oral, my source used a code that I cant read. Itll all get done this week. About the Mast E, for those of you that have been following my thread im not avoiding the issue. Problem is, its one batch. To replace one vial will be replacing it with another vial from the same batch. Doesn't make much sense. I have to order more and (this is a new source) and its taken over a month to arrive. Otherwise everything else would've been stocked a long time ago. So those that ordered it, it will get replaced but Chinese sources move at their own pace. Helix.
 
Its all one batch, I wasn't going to keep making smaller batches along the way. Its a waste of time and resources. The only new batches ive made was the Test E and that was with in the week. My refill came in and ill be having new batches of Test Prop, NPP and Tren Ace and some kind of oral, my source used a code that I cant read. Itll all get done this week. About the Mast E, for those of you that have been following my thread im not avoiding the issue. Problem is, its one batch. To replace one vial will be replacing it with another vial from the same batch. Doesn't make much sense. I have to order more and (this is a new source) and its taken over a month to arrive. Otherwise everything else would've been stocked a long time ago. So those that ordered it, it will get replaced but Chinese sources move at their own pace. Helix.

Nevermind, the new oral is Anavar
 
Its all one batch, I wasn't going to keep making smaller batches along the way. Its a waste of time and resources. The only new batches ive made was the Test E and that was with in the week. My refill came in and ill be having new batches of Test Prop, NPP and Tren Ace and some kind of oral, my source used a code that I cant read. Itll all get done this week. About the Mast E, for those of you that have been following my thread im not avoiding the issue. Problem is, its one batch. To replace one vial will be replacing it with another vial from the same batch. Doesn't make much sense. I have to order more and (this is a new source) and its taken over a month to arrive. Otherwise everything else would've been stocked a long time ago. So those that ordered it, it will get replaced but Chinese sources move at their own pace. Helix.

Not sure how to respond to that. Three tests resulted in two fails and one pass, on all the same batch of test prop. Nothing personal, but I don't plan on placing any orders any time soon. Not without knowing what really happened.
 
Not sure how to respond to that. Three tests resulted in two fails and one pass, on all the same batch of test prop. Nothing personal, but I don't plan on placing any orders any time soon. Not without knowing what really happened.

So I'm wondering if my NPP is garbage because it all came from that same previous source where all his other stuff is showing up as no good. So are we to assume everything from your previous source was bad? I mean if you are giving out replacements, wouldn't just about everyone be on his list to replace?
 
So I'm wondering if my NPP is garbage because it all came from that same previous source where all his other stuff is showing up as no good. So are we to assume everything from your previous source was bad? I mean if you are giving out replacements, wouldn't just about everyone be on his list to replace?

I hope its good I'm 5 pins deep and don't know what to expect from npp!
 
I hope its good I'm 5 pins deep and don't know what to expect from npp!
Jruiz someone else would have to chime in here to confirm or say no. But in the past I have only ran test/deca and sust/eq cycles and I remember my nuts & sack shrinking up way tighter and faster on deca/test then I am on test/mast. Could be a was to tell cause of how fast npp/deca shuts someone down but like I said someone else would have to chime in if theres anything to that idea.
 
Oh I thought of a better way. K this is tricky so follow a long this will work to tell if npp/deca from anyone is real! First take test p and front load the shit out of it and get that libido raging! Next start npp/deca at 2x the dose of test and give it plenty of time to kick in!!!! Now the acid test! Go to the atm take out like 500-1000 bucks and head to the strip club, find the hottest stripper there and drop all that cash on lap dances!!! Make her ass grind that thing hard and if your dick is just a wet noodle then you know your shit is G2G!!!!!! [:o)][:o)][:o)][:o)][:o)][:o)] Sorry I have nothing of real value to add right now I am just sitting back waiting to see if we get a 1993 buffalo bill style come back! Damn son they were down 32 points!!!! :eek:
 
Jruiz someone else would have to chime in here to confirm or say no. But in the past I have only ran test/deca and sust/eq cycles and I remember my nuts & sack shrinking up way tighter and faster on deca/test then I am on test/mast. Could be a was to tell cause of how fast npp/deca shuts someone down but like I said someone else would have to chime in if theres anything to that idea.

Well I do feel a libido rise from the test but also a suppressed feeling as well so maybe so its working_
 
Well I do feel a libido rise from the test but also a suppressed feeling as well so maybe so its working_
I don't know I would say I felt a suppressed feeling it was more like I said sack tighten up much faster and nuts shrank much faster. But it is a complete "bro" idea and the only real way would be to get bloods done and test prolactin levels check?
 
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