Astro Labs / Cut Mix / June 14

[Fckit]

Being on cycle definitely has its benefits. However, the disadvantage is that staying disciplined means the ol' social life tends to suffer a bit, especially on week nights. Being so fcking bored I want to stab myself in the temple with an ice pick, I figured I would log my experience with Astro's cut mix, along with completely random, useless other information I will definitely add - including, but not limited to, random sexual experiences with different chicks, specific jams that pumped me up in the gym that day, deep thoughts, etc.

So, my cycle layout is as follows. Keep in mind, I just completed week two so apologies for the late start (let's just say the start of this cycle was a Biznitch!)

Wk 1-10 (150 mg EOD)
Test Prop 600 mg p/wk
Tren Ace 600 mg p/wk
Mast Prop 600 mg p/wk
*for clarification these are the 100mg
/ml cut mix blue tops from Astro
Arimidex 0.25 EOD
Caber on hand
HCG 250iu 2x p/wk

PCT
Torem 100/100/50/50
Nolva 40/40/40/40
*all pct and ancillaries from European
Pharmaceuticals

 

[lightspan]

i'm in for random sexual experiences with as many chicks as you can slay, living vicariously through you. make it good!

waiting for the rest of the old married crowd to tune in...

 

[Fckit]

First, you know those bitch-ass 190 lbs fuckers on the boards that couldn't lift shit compared to you? Welllllll, I'm one of those guys. I've played basketball my entire life, including some college. So I've never really been into bodybuilding AT ALL. I graduated HS at 155 lbs. In college, they beefed me up to about 170 (I'm 6' flat btw) . I did my first cycle about 3 years ago and instantly shot up to 190. Several test-only cycles later, I maintain at about that same weight off cycle. I accept that I'll never really be a bodybuilder because I do too much damn cardio, but I still love jacking some fucking weight! I'm slowly finding that my first love of bball and it's associated cardio is beginning to take a back seat to the weights. So please feel free to critique or give advice along the way.

 

[johnnyBALLZ]

First, you know those bitch-ass 190 lbs fuckers on the boards that couldn't lift shit compared to you? Welllllll, I'm one of those guys. I've played basketball my entire life, including some college. So I've never really been into bodybuilding AT ALL. I graduated HS at 155 lbs. In college, they beefed me up to about 170 (I'm 6' flat btw) . I did my first cycle about 3 years ago and instantly shot up to 190. Several test-only cycles later, I maintain at about that same weight off cycle. I accept that I'll never really be a bodybuilder because I do too much damn cardio, but I still love jacking some fucking weight! I'm slowly finding that my first love of bball and it's associated cardio is beginning to take a back seat to the weights. So please feel free to critique or give advice along the way.

Oh, I'm loving this thread so far...

 

[Fckit]

i'm in for random sexual experiences with as many chicks as you can slay, living vicariously through you. make it good!

waiting for the rest of the old married crowd to tune in...

Haha I should have some good stuff for you lads. Truth be told, your log inspired me to do this. Just thought I would add in cheap sexual ploys to draw in you poor married bastards and differentiate a bit

 

[lightspan]

Haha I should have some good stuff for you lads. Truth be told, your log inspired me to do this. Just thought I would add in cheap sexual ploys to draw in you poor married bastards and differentiate a bit

awesome, glad my incoherent rambling accomplished something. logs are entertaining and a good way to kill some time.

 

[Fckit]

So far, I haven't experienced any of the tren side effects except reduced cardio. Week one went pretty well and week two, my 3-yr old (yes, I was once a poor married bastard too) passed on a fun, little stomach virus that didn't allow me to eat or work out for 2 days. All I can say is FUCK that nasty ass chucky fucking cheese! So, I'm back on it officially today.

Similar to my brother span, my upper body is coming along nicely. Legs need work (but don't get it twisted, I can jump higher than any of you hoes). So tonight was a leg night.

I slammed out some full squats, leg pressed, extensions, calf raises and weighted lunges. Even after legs, I had a little something left, so hit some dead lifts (thanks Astro for the suspension.) Since the libido is starting to kick in full speed, I was hoping some nussies would be in the gym tonight. I honestly feel like bitches can smell the extra testosterone flowing through my veins. What did I get? Some 60-yr old lady on the treadmill. As I was watching her while on the leg press, I couldn't help but start thinking.... I would probably hit that if worse came to worse. I mean, she was fit for a 60-yr old and how badass of a story would that be? Anyway, got focused again and finished strong.

As a deep thought, don't you feel sorry for the fat guys that come in and camp out on the ab machine thinking that's the answer? I watched this poor old dude do crunches on that damn machine for 30 minutes. Congrats on pushing all that fat out further bro!

Good jams that helped me through included:

KoRn (w/skrillex) - narcissistic canabal
Kevin Gates - Twilight (war with God)
Deftones - Headup
(bear in mind I'm all over the place with my choice of music)

Lastly, my main girl (we shall call her girl #1 moving forward) is over right now watching me ignore her for some Meso time. Don't think I'm going to try anything crazy like, say, "The Houdini" tonight in fear that my shit is going to start cramping.

I will post pics of girl #1 and ex wife too just for the Fuck of it tomorrow night.

 

[lightspan]

Love the suspension, great stuff. Astro needs to make more of it. 100 mg preworkout and I'm ready to bang the 60 yr old on the treadmill too. I bet she wears dentures too. Mmmm, toothless.

 

[Nitrobuste]

Looking forward to the pics

 

[flenser]

Haha I should have some good stuff for you lads. Truth be told, your log inspired me to do this. Just thought I would add in cheap sexual ploys to draw in you poor married bastards and differentiate a bit

Did someone say poor married bastard? As if my Meso addiction isn't bad enough already.

 

[Fckit]

Alright Fellas, been a busy weekend so apologies for no updates. I may not have time to include my entire update (about to go out for dinner), so I'll squeeze in what I can.

I was about to start with my cycle update, then remembered not many are following my log for that purpose lol. So before my cycle update, I present girl #1 and x wifey.

Girl #1
Don't know if you've ever been able to experience the 'gummy bear' tit jobs, but they're fucking awesome! Feels real, except they're massive and perky. I love playing with these things.

X
She was hot too, but you see this is about the most risqué photo I could get out of her (you see why we're divorced). I always wondered everytime I pulled my dick out if she was going to put on latex gloves and give me an 'old fashion.' Sweet girl though, and we're still good friends. Most importantly, we made a fantastic little man together that is a gangsta pimp MOTHERFUCKA.

My actual cycle log will be updated by tomorrow (got some interesting stuff), but wanted to live up to my word sorta and post this shit. Hey, better late than never!

 

[Fckit]

Reviewing this post made me want to add.... You may guess that I'm a total tit guy, BUT YOU'D BE WRONG!!!!! My black brothas had it right all along, it's all about the ASS! And both of these hoochies are packing some mutha fucking HEAT back there.

There is nothing more hanus than a girl that doesn't squat. Pancake asses make me want to hang myself from a tree by my testicles

 

[lightspan]

Two words for the pictures: thank you. . And one more word: more!

Mrs. Lightspan will be wondering why I'm so frisky this evening. Heheheheheh.

 

[Fckit]

Two words for the pictures: thank you. . And one more word: more!

Mrs. Lightspan will be wondering why I'm so frisky this evening. Heheheheheh.

For being such a devout follower of my log, I've got you a special customized photo on the way Light. She just gave me permission (under slight influence of alcohol). I'll try and get it in writing later

 

[greenddog1]

Thanks Fckit, this has been the best thread I've read in the last couple of weeks.

 

[lightspan]

You're killing me with this. I live in a city with quite possibly the lowest average female hotness in the country. Cannot wait to move back to Cali next year. San Diego, no lack of talent there.

I look forward to the "special" pics. Tell girl # 1 thanks from me.

 

[Fckit]

I've got you brother!

 

[Fckit]

You're killing me with this. I live in a city with quite possibly the lowest average female hotness in the country. Cannot wait to move back to Cali next year. San Diego, no lack of talent there.

I look forward to the "special" pics. Tell girl # 1 thanks from me.

Southern girls light! That's where it's at. Let me treat you to a LSU game / New Orleans weekend sometime

 

[Nitrust]

I like you Fckit....your a cool dude I can tell

 

[lightspan]

Sign me up. I used to swing through NO every two weeks when i was working in the gulf. Some crazy nights, many of which are quite hazy. I was with Mrs. Lightspan #2 at the time, so i was reasonably well behaved.