Bad form....EVERYWHERE!

When you get to 65-70, the give a fuck factor is gone. They just walk around the locker room naked, swinging around billy Madison balls with 70 years of gravity working against them, and shave at the sink with their towels on their shoulder. Put your damn Towel on asshole.

A couple weeks ago some 80 year old guy came hunchbacking out of the steam room with a foot long third leg. I just looked at him and thought, how good has your life been?
 
I see it most with the squat rack. Guys and kids will come in and load the rack up with to much weight that they can't handle and do these 1/4 motion half ass squats.
 
When you get to 65-70, the give a fuck factor is gone. They just walk around the locker room naked, swinging around billy Madison balls with 70 years of gravity working against them, and shave at the sink with their towels on their shoulder. Put your damn Towel on asshole.

A couple weeks ago some 80 year old guy came hunchbacking out of the steam room with a foot long third leg. I just looked at him and thought, how good has your life been?

I used to workout at a local Y and they has a coed(which was well equipped) and a mens health area(locker room tread mill shower and tv) anyways while i changed into my workout clothes and there was a old guy running the tread mill naked with only sneakers onnnnnnn:eek:
I thought he was going to trip on his old balls[:o)]
 
I used to workout at a local Y and they has a coed(which was well equipped) and a mens health area(locker room tread mill shower and tv) anyways while i changed into my workout clothes and there was a old guy running the tread mill naked with only sneakers onnnnnnn:eek:
I thought he was going to trip on his old balls[:o)]

How do you see something like that and not fall down laughing?
I'm dying right now just reading it!
 
How do you see something like that and not fall down laughing?
I'm dying right now just reading it!

I ended getting banned from there because them old fuckers loved to haing around but naked.
I was getting on my hi-tecs and workout clothes and when i was tying up my boots and lacing them my buddy told me not to look up,well you already know this, you will look up and when i raised up i was just inches from his hairy balls:mad:
I lost it and threw his ass against the lockers,2 days later they told me they wanted to give me my money back and didn't want me to ever come back because they said the homo said if they didn't get rid of me he was going to press charges on me(lol)
 
I think what gets on my nerves more is "Cooly G rapper guy" every gym has one. Its the guy who bops around dancing and rapping to himself like he is the hardest motherfucker to walk planet earth. Sometimes you also get the Cooly G rapper/shadowboxer combo. They are very entertaining to watch actually!!

HAHA too funny man, I had the cooly g/shadowboxer guy come in yesterday, he was super skinny with work boots that were not laced on, with sweat pants tucked into his work boots, shadowboxing away in between working cable machines at super low weight.
 
yes, they must shadow box and let the entire gym know just how much of a bad mo'fo they really are!!! Stupid bitches!!
 
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