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OK...hit the pause button for a sec. I just want to recap this thread and make sure I'm understanding what's goin on here.
1. Don't buy gear from manwhore, he's a douche
2. Bushes are making a comeback
3. Sex is good
4. We're all sick fuckers.
Does that sum it up...pretty much?
 
@CdnGuy, ATM thats some aick shit. Im up in the great white north too but i hadnt come across any of those girls while single...thankfully, what if she tried to kiss you after that? :confused:
 
Wait Bick...I'm talking shit?

You might be talking shit -- Bickel is definitely talking shit!:)


I think he was referring to his own sorry ass.. ;) haha :)

BALLZ had it right, I was definitely calling myself out for a little fabricationing'z of the truthes'z. My wife is from the Southside of Chicago, so her girlfriends hands ain't getting around my cawk unless 'said same girlfriends' throat also has my wife's hands around it, squeezing tightly! (Actually now that I read that line, I just realized that I have seen that in a porno before)


:Sigh: I don't see this in my future.. :(

Actually, it's more like ATF in my household (Ass To Face). Pulling out of her backside just before popping off, and throwing the confetti all over her chin and cheeks, is the best way to finish off backdoor banging! I would imagine that if yer girl is down with ass sex and down with facials, she'd be down with ATF?!
 
@CdnGuy lower Ontario has mild winters ...here i wear shorts all year round lol lucky if we have snow by christmas in most lower Ontario places yes there is -40 days but dont last long ...Summer fucking nuts hot here sweet ass beaches though Turkey point hot ass chicks ,long point nice too but Grand bend is Miami of the north wanna see hot Canadian women with no bush no pun intended ,,there women throw G strings at you not fucking beads lol ..theres where you go if you built with muscles women all over you dude grand bend is a fucking trip to take ..Best Bro trips happen there
 
About 25years ago my gf shaved her pussy and I made her grow it back because I felt pervert.

I'm cool with shaved beaver now though and do prefer my my girl have a clean shave or little hitler.

This first time I experienced the bald eagle I was a little thrown off also. But now I love them bald. Only way a chick is going to get me to eat her out is if she's clean shaved :D
 
Took a chick home for the bar last wknd. Her pants came off and HOLY FUCK...FULL BUSH! So what would u do? I grab my clippers and shaved that pussy clean lol with her permission of course. And then it was chow time :)

I'm all for one night stands with bar sluts, but there's no fucking way I eat the pussy of a chick I took home from the bar an hour after meeting her. Lol. If she left with you, she's done it before, and probably had some dude all in it the night before. No thanks on the chow time with randoms for me.
 
I'm all for one night stands with bar sluts, but there's no fucking way I eat the pussy of a chick I took home from the bar an hour after meeting her. Lol. If she left with you, she's done it before, and probably had some dude all in it the night before. No thanks on the chow time with randoms for me.
Although I agree, let's be real any broad u kiss your technically kissing some dude before u dick...ATLEAST she bushes her teeth??? Gotta find the bright side lol
 
I get that. But, burying my face in some bar whore's snatch that I just met is not happening. I don't care how hot she is lol.
 
Doc, you're bringing back some memories from last year when we had quite a few discussions here at Meso about eating ass fresh outta the shower! Lol I think it was pretty much a consensus that 100 out of 100 Meso members greatly enjoyed eating their girls ass right after she showered.
 
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