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A hairy bush may put hair on your chest, but it will also put curly hairs on your tongue and then into the back of your throat, and you'll suffer from the only cough WORSE than tren cough = pube-stuck-in-your-throat cough!
Hahahahaha! Been there, not a good time!
 
Someone please tell me I'm not the only one can't bust from a blow job????

I've literally face fucked chicks and still no O

Only one chick has ever gotten me to bust from a BJ. My ex gave me road head from Boston to NYC, a 4hr drive roughly, and it only succeeded in giving me blue balls :(
 
Man, I think I've only busted like 3x from a BJ.. Well since I've been a teenager anyway.. Moon, stars, all that shit needs to be aligned..
I had one chick that that was determined to get me off from a bj, because she said every other guy came from her head:confused:...this broad blew me for 17min straight and I wasnt even close..
I looked at her and said "it's okay" the next hour I had to deal with the bitch asking me all kinds of questions about if I was still attracted to her smh...I just wanna cum and go...literally
 
Ima be the odd ball...never had anal sex! One twice have I turned down sex. 1 when a chick snatch smelled horrible and 2 when a chick asked if I wanna do anal...can't do it
 
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