mother fucker... i went back to my ex girlfriend on saturday, she's vietnamese. 3 months ago, i left her house in the morning, and stopped at my Laos girlfriends house. the viet girl called me, and the Laos girl answered. the viet girl fliiiiiiiiiiipped out. they both knew about each other, but i told them that the other girl was just a friend. the Laos girl was 30, w/ a daughter, and the viet girl is 22. the viet girl, bic, thinks that the Laos girl, sompiene, was answering my phone to "claim" me. so bic broke up w/ me. a couple weeks later, i ejected sompiene. i'm bone dry in the asian department, so i stop by bic's work. she was so excited to see me i thought she was going to shit her pants. every time we break up, she gets something else pierced, or gets another tattoo. rob, and who ever else, she is so hot. 5'2", 90lbs, dyed blond, long hair, nice, small beautiful tits (i like small ones, when they get old they look better than big ones) 5 large tattoos, and both nipples pierced, with barbells. so, her newest addition is a stud, just below her bottom lip, right in the middle. so we fucked all night, and all morning sunday. i've always been in control of our relationships she was supposed to come over last night..... she didn't, but she called first. she's got me by my non-existent nuts. i have always loved her, but her jealousy always ruins things. the only reason i dated the laos girl was because the viet girl broke up w/ me because i couldn't remember the the score of the calves game the night before (guys night out). the viet girl and i got back together just after i met the laos girl, and the phone answering thing happened 4 days later. so after 3 months, i'm having trouble winning her heart. she's got a boyfriend, a cop, but he's on the way out. i wish i wasn't such an asshole at times. i was an ass because it was the right thing to do, but i should have been a pussy 3 months ago. HEY, i still gave her my version of the shocker on friday. i was doin her from behind, and i slammed it in her ass with no warning. she jumped 10 feet, it was awsome. niko
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Big Rob, i'm in some deep asian shit!
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thick
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u gotta have at least some tiny nuts to be doing a chic with a pig as her boyfriend
liftheavy54
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I'm with thick on this one. but hell, i feel smarter now too.
I dont even bother to read paragraphs that freakin long.
Jo Gunz
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i didn't understand that, wtf is a laos girl ?
Laotian.
occam
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That is too fucking funny.........as is the gentlemans dilemmaBob Smith said:
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Hogg
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I feel smarter too....thanks Bob, you're the best.
2 in the stink, 1 in the pink.....OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
2 in the stink, 1 in the pink.....OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Hogg
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Bigkarch said:
Key word is 'wanted', they do not like attorneys....especially attorneys that work for the government.....ya big slavic....how about a nice romanian woman instead?
big rob
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Well, I just came in and saw this post..... I really don't have any idea as to what you want me to say Niko...... I can however help pierce or tattoo your girl for ya...... Are you trying to keep both??? Are you just in love with the blonde with the tattoos??? I have no fucking idea as to what is going on except that there is some sort of Romanian connection here as well as Laos and several other Asian issues.....
It's that damn yellow fever Niko, it will get you every time..... Oh and I have a firm rule, once they bang a cop, they are finished with me......
It's that damn yellow fever Niko, it will get you every time..... Oh and I have a firm rule, once they bang a cop, they are finished with me......
The asian chicks may not dig lawyers who work for the government.. but they do dig the government employee's who can help them get a legal work status 
she hasn't fucked the cop, so she says. she stopped birth control when we broke up, and she wasn't wearing the patch on saturday. rob, i wasn't really asking for advice, i just thought you would get a kick out of my troubles. i wish i had something better to do with my time.
Peace Division
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This is just a surreal thread. Like a Dali painting in words. Thanks.
big rob
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Ahhhh Niko my friend, now I get it...... I did enjoy it.... Tell me more about how she looks and what she lets you do to her...... Post a fucking picture so we can all see the yellow fever you have.......
Hogg
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Phreezer said:The asian chicks may not dig lawyers who work for the government.. but they do dig the government employee's who can help them get a legal work status
Phreezer, do your fellow countrymen a favor and get a job in the private sector.....you'll have greater dignity and a right to bitch about unfair taxation. As of this writing, you are one of THEM
Hogg
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I agree with Big Rob, post a pic of the yellow broad ....
shredalean
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No stereotypes here eh?????
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