Birthday present for Bob

Can I have this for my bday?

http://www.ttr2.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Sections&file=index&req=viewarticle&artid=1&page=1&POSTNUKESID=88028eeb6107f025c752ba77a8fe437e
 
dolfe1 said:
Maybe try it again, I had to try it a couple of times to get it to work.

Oh btw, thick if it's not playing for Chip there's no way in hell it's going to play for you. lmao You just worry about that DVD burner buddy.
 
Bob Smith said:
Can I have this for my bday?

http://www.ttr2.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Sections&file=index&req=viewarticle&artid=1&page=1&POSTNUKESID=88028eeb6107f025c752ba77a8fe437e

Yes, I will overnight it to you. :D
 
dolfe1 said:
Yes, I will overnight it to you. :D
Sweet! Send it to my house, I dont want Jewel to find out. ;)

She'll kill me when she reads this thread.
 
Bob Smith said:
Can I have this for my bday?

http://www.ttr2.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Sections&file=index&req=viewarticle&artid=1&page=1&POSTNUKESID=88028eeb6107f025c752ba77a8fe437e
i was thinking something like this brother, dont let your girl know I gave you this,
 
Now did anyone really expect me to skip this thread when it says its a b-day present for BS... NO! Someone is going to get it!
 
Jewel said:
Now did anyone really expect me to skip this thread when it says its a b-day present for BS... NO! Someone is going to get it!

:eek: Hey Bobby boy how was your birthday?
 
damn, it didnt work :mad:
dolfe1 said:
Oh btw, thick if it's not playing for Chip there's no way in hell it's going to play for you. lmao You just worry about that DVD burner buddy.
 
thick said:
damn, it didnt work :mad:

lmao Why is it that some shit will play for some people but not others? What is it the some people have on their computers that let's everything play? I am going to think deep thoughts about this today.
 
Here's some deep thoughts to start with.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If a pit bull humps your leg you’d better fake an orgasm.

Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re a twat.

Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you’ll be right.

The easiest way to find something that’s lost is to buy a replacement.

How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it’s still there?

Why is there only one Monopolies commission?

If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

Guns don't kill people - Husbands who come home early kill people.

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
 
dolfe1 said:
:eek: Hey Bobby boy how was your birthday?
Bday was good. Jewel took me out to dinner, ate a ton. This place has one of the best cheesecakes Ive ever had. After that, we went up to see Shrek 2. Decent movie, but not nearly as good as the 1st. The story line kinda sucks and there isnt a whole lot of action. So overall is was a good day. :)
 
Bob Smith said:
Bday was good. Jewel took me out to dinner, ate a ton. This place has one of the best cheesecakes Ive ever had. After that, we went up to see Shrek 2. Decent movie, but not nearly as good as the 1st. The story line kinda sucks and there isnt a whole lot of action. So overall is was a good day. :)

Good you had fun, I am guessing you went to a steak house? Steak and cheesecake seem to go hand and hand. I was told yesterday that I look like Shrek, lol, in the human form of course, I haven't seen the movie and don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing, Shrek must be one good looking mofo though.
 
;Now that is what i am talking about dolfe. Those are good ones. 10 rating buddy. U need to start the thread and make sure esco sees these. Hell he thought your shitty jokes were funny :confused: maybe he is nicer than me and didnt want to hurt your feelings

The easiest way to find something thats lost is to buy a replacement.

How come when you open a can of evaporated milk its still there?

Why is there only one Monopolies commission?

If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

Guns don't kill people - Husbands who come home early kill people.

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?[/QUOTE]
 
dolfe1 said:
Good you had fun, I am guessing you went to a steak house? Steak and cheesecake seem to go hand and hand. I was told yesterday that I look like Shrek, lol, in the human form of course, I haven't seen the movie and don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing, Shrek must be one good looking mofo though.
Hopefully you mean Shrek after his transformation. :D

No steak house, we went Italian. I miss NY Italian food. The place we went to is pretty good, but a far cry from Italian on the East Coast.
 
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