Birthday present for Bob

[dolfe1]

lol Hey thanks buddy, never thought I'd get a 10 lol

 

[dolfe1]

I thought you lived on the East Coast.

 

[thick]

he has double standards. He claims the east coast for dining and attractions but disowns the coast for their love of gays

I thought you lived on the East Coast.

 

[dolfe1]

Hey gays are people too, just ask gentle. lol

 

[Massive690]

that was good dolphe, got me thinking about a lot of shit. yep, the whole world's going to hell. i think its....wait....uh huh.....yep, time to kill myself

Here's some deep thoughts to start with.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent?

Do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If a pit bull humps your leg you?d better fake an orgasm.

Light travels faster than sound. That?s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you?re a twat.

Live every day as if it were your last. Eventually you?ll be right.

The easiest way to find something that?s lost is to buy a replacement.

How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it?s still there?

Why is there only one Monopolies commission?

If a thing is worth doing, it would have been done already.

Guns don't kill people - Husbands who come home early kill people.

Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

 

[dolfe1]

Here's a deep thought, why do people call dolfe dolphe when his name is dolfe? lol Hey massive, instead of killing yourself you could just put a dildo on your chin.

 

[thick]

i notice that alot also. pretty funny if u ask me. Joeshmoe gets the joeschmoe all the time. makes me laugh. One dude rights it that way everytime even though joe has corrected him countless times. Dont remember who. p.s. it isnt rambo

Here's a deep thought, why do people call dolfe dolphe when his name is dolfe? lol

 

[Fast Food]

i've always perferred a strap on dildo on my face for her to sit on.... thats just my preference

 

[Massive690]

Here's a deep thought, why do people call dolfe dolphe when his name is dolfe? lol Hey massive, instead of killing yourself you could just put a dildo on your chin.

oh i've already done that. fastfood's got the right idea. its quite a view watching a chick sit on the dildo that's strapped to your chin. sometimes it makes your teeth grind together if you use a vibrating one so be sure to wear a mouthguard. a snorkle is also quite useful since you get pretty wet down there. don't wanna drown in the pussy juice, although i could think of plenty of worse ways to die