eleven11
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LMAO ain't that the truth.GeaR_and_SauCe said:
Hey man just do your mini-me kick stand impression. works for me every time, of course my wifes a sure thing for me anyway........11
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Hey man just do your mini-me kick stand impression. works for me every time, of course my wifes a sure thing for me anyway........11
lancea9847
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jesus christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!it was a rare night i was just venting........ .......sick fart.....lmfao that was good 
sweettart29
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da game said:
I'll tell ya right now I am a woman and I can spot a guy that just wants to f**k ten miles away..my radar goes up and all the bells start screaching...If u walk around with the attitude like oh all I want is to get laid and that is it then there is no way in hell you r gonna get it....stop thinkin about it, ....even if u really aren't thinkin about it, you r projecting that is all u want...just act like u don't even know they r around and they will come running...trust me
ramboj70
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finafreak thats some funny shit bro, never heard that line before! I bet you get all the women with that one line! what i would do is walk around with my stiffy in my hand, singing, I am too sexy for my bod too sexy for my bod, too sexy for my cat ohhhh pussy cat. you have to make sure you look right into there eyes when you are singing it. chicks like when you sing to them, gets them horney as all hellfinafreak said:I see the problem son
You need to add 50 mgs of Halo and 600 mgs of tren a week,this should fix ur frustrations
Best thing you can do is walk up to a girl,and tell her THAT HER PARENTS MUST HAVE BEEN RETARDED, CUZ YOU ARE SO SPECIAL AND UNIQUE.
But seriously don't try to hard,just let the MOJO speak for itself confindence.
finafreak
Grizzly
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sweettart29 said:
I can spot them, too. As soon as I see a man, I know what his intentions are.
Man I wouldn't even worry about it. I would rather pull on my knob than worry each and every time I go out about getting pussy. Women these days obviously don't have any class and are as nieve as fuckin shit. All u have to do is tell them a couple good lies, bang em, then show them to the door. And remember don't trust anything that bleeds once a month and doesn't die.
BigLibby
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What are you talking about? pussy is by far the best reason
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BigLibby
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esco said:
Bull fucking shit, I've always been good with the laidies... but after I put on 70 pounds I had to beat them bitchs with a stick to keep them off
Slick Arrado
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Grizzly said:I can spot them, too. As soon as I see a man, I know what his intentions are.
Haha!! Very true Grizz.
lancea9847
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thats what im sayin!!!!BigLibby said:What are you talking about? pussy is by far the best reason
Jo Gunz
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Bro, if you really want to get laid go find a BIG FAT SLUT at the club, and dance with her and get to know her if shes fat i garuntee you can atleast get her to wet your willy if your half way decent. good luck.
GeaR_and_SauCe said:
BWHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!!
lancea9847
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Phreezer said:
man!!!!!! im getting hammerd from everybody
We're just playing dude.. come on admit it.. it was funny, and if it had been directed at someone other than yourself,,, you would have laughed same as me
lancea9847
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Phreezer said:
its all good bro !!im playing right along with everybody
Jo Gunz
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Bro, do you think your standards are too high? Maybe you are only going for the best looking chicks and you need to town it down and instead of trying to bang the hottest chick at the club maybe you can bang a girl with an ugly face and a hot body. most positions you dont even have to look at her face when your fucking.
Phreezer said:
It's more about being smooth bro.. and not looking like you just want to get a piece of ass.. Don't get me wrong .. there will always be girls who go the club looking for nothing more than a good stiff dick to get them through the night.. But MOST women go to the club looking for nothing more than a good time with their friends.. and to be checked out by guys..(checked out not groped) Women like it when you are attracted to them.. they like attention and like being flirted with (not in a creepy way)..
Now given this information.. girls like to have fun with their friends.. they like to be flirted with. ..(they need that harmless flirting) .. So, we have those two things going for us.. but REMEMBER.. they do not usualy NEED or WANT for it to go beyond simply getting attention or flirting..(they are usually okay with it never going beyond this actually) BUT this is where our good buddy Mr. Alcohol comes into play
It's because of him that we actually stand a chance of getting laid.. Flirt early in the night.. Show interest.. but don't glue yourself to them..(women hate a strange guy at the club who tries to act like her boyfriend..or they get creeped by a guy they don't really know who won't walk away from them... flirt with more than one.. be cool about it.. not like some dog with a hardon.. be smoooooth... let them see you be smooth with other chicks. after awhile, your here I am's.. Now I'm not and here I again (always cool and always with charm) AND Don't forget our good buddy alochol.. She'll be much more likely to come back to your place for a little drunken headboard yatze than she will if you don't give her space.... and follow her everywhere she goes.. Remember.. You don't need her.. you just like her look.. convey that message with the way you act.. woman like to be wanted (again..not in a creepy way)
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Except the ladies!!lancea9847 said:man!!!!!! im getting hammerd from everybody
BWAHAHAHA!! Headboard yahtzee! Thats f*ckin great!!Phreezer said:
LMFAO at Phreezer!! Man I thought it was just me that got great results from "My good buddy alcohol".
Man there have been plenty of times that I have been at a club/bar and when I first get there, I am stone cold sober.....................and I am a little nervous around a drop dead gorgeous girl. But after about an hour and a half...........8 beers for me, and 5-6 beers for her............my good buddy alcohol............whammo I go up to her, smile, flirt with her, tell her she is really cool..................I get her number.
And................don't forget it was all due to my good buddy alcohol!!!
dumbbellpress Future Husband of Jennifer Love Hewitt Cowboys 2004 NFL Champs
Man I thought it was just me that got great results from "My good buddy alcohol".Man there have been plenty of times that I have been at a club/bar and when I first get there, I am stone cold sober.....................and I am a little nervous around a drop dead gorgeous girl. But after about an hour and a half...........8 beers for me, and 5-6 beers for her............my good buddy alcohol............whammo I go up to her, smile, flirt with her, tell her she is really cool..................I get her number.
And................don't forget it was all due to my good buddy alcohol!!!
dumbbellpress Future Husband of Jennifer Love Hewitt Cowboys 2004 NFL Champs
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