cock block!

shaboz

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So me and some friends are at a bar Friday night, this chic comes up and sits down next to me and starts talking with my friends... Then she starts talking to me, blah blah blah... She agrees to come back to the hotel after closing... I go take a piss and when I come back, she and her friend are gone. I look at my friends and ask where they went? Well, my one drunk buddy grabbed her friends tits and they left.

Hey, thanks for your help wingman. I heard girls like it when someone they have only known for a couple of hours reaches up and grabs their boobs.

That is the last time I go out with married men.
 
shaboz said:
So me and some friends are at a bar Friday night, this chic comes up and sits down next to me and starts talking with my friends... Then she starts talking to me, blah blah blah... She agrees to come back to the hotel after closing... I go take a piss and when I come back, she and her friend are gone. I look at my friends and ask where they went? Well, my one drunk buddy grabbed her friends tits and they left.

Hey, thanks for your help wingman. I heard girls like it when someone they have only known for a couple of hours reaches up and grabs their boobs.

That is the last time I go out with married men.
nice friends bro, sounds like something I would have done!, next time tell him to start playing with his pecker that goes over well with the ladies,
 
ramboj70 said:
nice friends bro, sounds like something I would have done!, next time tell him to start playing with his pecker that goes over well with the ladies,



damn what's got her so uptight.
 
I think that the worst part of that was that your "wingman" was MARRIED and shouldn't have been grabbing women's breasts anyways. Was I the only one that caught that?
 
Jewel said:
I think that the worst part of that was that your "wingman" was MARRIED and shouldn't have been grabbing women's breasts anyways. Was I the only one that caught that?
I guess he doesn't get out very much and doesn't know how act..........11
 
LOL, whats wrong with a little tit grabbing every once and while?

i think every big group of friends has at least one clown friend like that..... got to leave that guy at home from now on bro..
 
Jewel said:
I think that the worst part of that was that your "wingman" was MARRIED and shouldn't have been grabbing women's breasts anyways. Was I the only one that caught that?

No......you are just the only female who caught that. LOL
 
I was out with some guys from my job. I really hadnt gone out searching for some ass, but when shit falls in your lap and you are with 4 married guys and 1 engaged guy - what do you do for a wingman?

I knew this guy would fuck it up for me some how. I will ditch his ass next time around.
 
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