Roger rabbit
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I don’t know but with the current topic at hand I keep spewing up in my mouth.
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My confession is I’ve never ate ass. Never even stuck a finger in any girls ass. Never even fucked the ass. I’ve tried a few times with the wife and barley got the head in before she called it off.
TheUglyTruth
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No, your a god. You also happen to be not as unlucky as you think haha, you do it 100's of time it ought to happen, i think it was Joanna Angel who said something about alot of pornstars doing enemas every few hours before shoots, obviously no normal person would do that though. thus why she had some backed up stuff up there. not a big deal. any sex stories you have i guarantee Jimmy Pellechia can top them all.
TheUglyTruth
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l fucking made that exact joke in this thread somewhere about someone else
TheUglyTruth
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Wimp, its something you ease into, nobody is born just being able to di it without practice, thus why Sexpo or whatever you have in the US, the conventions where they sell sex toys are extremely popular. its a progressive thing. also it doesnt have any natural lubrication at all, the vaginal does and is considerably more flexible ontop of that.
Sk8man101
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I’ll pray for you brother.
Sk8man101
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Fuck I love this thread.
Never disappoints.
Sk8man101
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So my wife and I were at a strip club and without knowing I accidentally went up the elevator to the wrong floor and I ended up face to face with a bunch of naked guys dancing everywhere.
I laugh about it now, but I’ll bet the look on my face was priceless.
I laugh about it now, but I’ll bet the look on my face was priceless.
The Terminator
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I’ve really been into milfs and gilfs lately, the ones that try to look good by fixing their hair etc
This reminds me of the one time i had sex with an ex girlfriend.
She was the only one occasionally taking it up her asshole and this one time i was eating her out and my finger started to wander down, from fingering her pussy to loosening up her butt a bit.
Only about an inch in her ass i had something poke me back and i instantly knew buttsecks wasnt in right now lol.
I quickly got my finger out there and loudly said: "we skip that one today" .
Only when i told her afterwards she got why i said that.
Seriously, how can you not feel that?
There must at least be some kind of "inner warning" when theres a bomb waiting to be dropped and suddenly an intruder comes in and knocks on it
My whole life ive been attracted to their kinds.
Theres just something about them, milfs and dirty whores.
You can put the nicest girl next to me, you know, works hard, doesnt party etc and i wouldnt give a shit.
Get me a woman to tell me she just fucked a dude at work in the restroom and it makes me hard as fuck, and i have the urge to bang her.
Something about dirty-whored minds that makes me horny as fuck.
And of course milfs, because at their age (talking about at least 30 years and upwards to about 45 max) they have enough experience and.."surely done enough slutty bullshit" to make me go hard.
picholas
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You need religion bro jeesh
Oldschool
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Friend of mine calls corn "tracers" Cracks me up.
Thinking about this, i do think they (women at catholic schools and that weird kind of stuff) got some dirty stuff going down in their circles
The Terminator
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Idk if I’d be able to go thru with banging a girl if I was consciously aware of her having freshly taken a creampie, I’m sure I’ve had sloppy seconds or dirty thirds before without knowing it but ignorance is bliss lol. I do kinda have a sweet spot for the sweet girls tbh, but I like the dirty girls that are down with anything as well. Serious relationship the sweet girl would prob be best but just sex the dirty girl would be best I’d think.
Re milfs yea I love
them, but I like them older too, like 50+ and even some 60+ which is why I threw out the term gilf lolIdk if I’d be able to go thru with banging a girl if I was consciously aware of her having freshly taken a creampie, I’m sure I’ve had sloppy seconds or dirty thirds before without knowing it but ignorance is bliss lol. I do kinda have a sweet spot for the sweet girls tbh, but I like the dirty girls that are down with anything as well. Serious relationship the sweet girl would prob be best but just sex the dirty girl would be best I’d think.
Re milfs yea I love
As long as the pussy smell fresh and theres no sperm of other guy i dont care.
A dirty whore that comes over and smells freshly showered is awesome. Youre a whore and you deserve to be fucked your brains out.
I really dont know what it is and sometimes i try to think what may makes me feel this way.
I do think, subconsciously, its because now youre "having control" over a woman that does whatever with whomever she wants if you get what im saying..
The Terminator
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Ah ok well that’s not that bad, I have banged chicks thar had sex earlier in the day but were freshly showered and mouthwashed but I do know of guys that want sloppy 2nds, like licking up a cum oozing pussy lol.
Being in control and dominating can be fun with especially with the girls down for anything, but I really like when a girl dominates in the bedroom as well. Not talking about being tied up and having my balls stepped on lol but when she is forceful with me, grabs my hair and smothers me with her ass or feet, or when she demands that I pound her pussy harder and harder.
Gaynz39
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The Woman I work for, also the Owner of the Company has involved herself in very extensive text conversations over the past couple weeks. She done a meet and greet sort of, and it’s been chaos since then. Conversations have progressed daily. Latest being her infatuation with the 59 Shade of Grey type shit. I’m wondering if this is all just talk? She insists that we do nothing until there is a random date involving Beer, and Football, and what happens from there happens. She will not openly admit that she wants to fuck, she will admit that she is interested, and would like to see what happens. For some odd reason I sense BS in all of it. She sends pics, no nudes yet, still refuses to do so. The pics she sends are facials with some cleavage at most, but the look on her face, and in her eyes is screaming she wants to get down. It is down right ducking brutal, it seems like some sort of head game she is playing, I can’t really figure the shit out. She knows I’m working, and meeting up isn’t possible as of right now. Thoughts? Pursue it, or leave it be? This Chic is SO FUCKING HOT. No Bullshit. Why a Beer and Game date, and not just Fuck? Oh, she gets off on being man handled. Fucking first for me, but I’m god damn sure down.
To be able to help you, we're going to need some pics .
Gaynz39
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Quit understandable, but that’ll never happen. No bullshit, she is fucking Hot. I’ve pulled hot chicks before, but this 1 tops them all. I don’t know what to do really. Don’t wanna fuck it all up, but don’t wanna be a bitch and not attempt the Beer deal. Been married TO LONG to really even know how to talk to another woman other than a random Drunk Slut.
