Confession Box

[Holidaypay]

That’s some home alone next level planning shit right there[emoji23]

Its amazing what a kid can come up with when there locked in a room with bees the worst part was when the landlord went to fix the broken window base in my room he found the bees nest in the base of the window it was like 1.5 feet long an 3 inches high in the wood my grandma said don't be a bitch they were only little bees
I shoulda poisoned her fucking gin

 

[Roger rabbit]

Its amazing what a kid can come up with when there locked in a room with bees the worst part was when the landlord went to fix the broken window base in my room he found the bees nest in the base of the window it was like 1.5 feet long an 3 inches high in the wood my grandma said don't be a bitch they were only little bees
I shoulda poisoned her fucking gin

I’m still wondering why you just didn’t lock her is the room.......

Then go on outside and bang on the wall where the bees were.....

 

[Holidaypay]

I’m still wondering why you just didn’t lock her is the room.......

Then go on outside and bang on the wall where the bees were.....

I wish I coulda but there was no door it was steps up to like a loft room I think it was a attic coverted to a bedroom an that bitch was crazy when she got out she woulda beat my ass lmao

 

[LeoTC]

Neighbor kid used to come over and practically beg us to get him stoned. Constantly and he was super fucking annoying about it.

Got him super lit one day and he started complaining about being hungry. Told him I'd hook him up with some pasta in the fridge to shut him up.

Threw shit in a bowl and nuked it. Then blew a massive load and mixed it in.

Watched him eat that shit.

Even told him I did it before he started eating and he thought I was just fucking with him.

Regardless of how high I was, I don't think I'd have risked it...

 

[Holidaypay]

Neighbor kid used to come over and practically beg us to get him stoned. Constantly and he was super fucking annoying about it.

Got him super lit one day and he started complaining about being hungry. Told him I'd hook him up with some pasta in the fridge to shut him up.

Threw shit in a bowl and nuked it. Then blew a massive load and mixed it in.

Watched him eat that shit.

Even told him I did it before he started eating and he thought I was just fucking with him.

Regardless of how high I was, I don't think I'd have risked it...

That's just wrong

 

[LeoTC]

Yeah.

But I told the kid I did it. So it's kinda totally in him at that point. Blow huge fucking loads too.

Definitely done worse though.

 

[Roger rabbit]

Yeah.

But I told the kid I did it. So it's kinda totally in him at that point. Blow huge fucking loads too.

Definitely done worse though.

You know to this day he remembers that bomb ass spaghetti [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Sdryx]

Since we are on this topic:

Had this weird girlfriend back in the day that did not want me cumming on her or in her so I blew a load on a pillow one time after banging her...

Kid came over later that evening to hang out and passed out on the floor. He asked for a pillow...

 

[LeoTC]

Used to have a Rot/Lab mix, she passed a few years ago.

Best fucking dog I've ever had. No training or anything and she was super protective of me. Not possessive mind you, but you just didn't FUCK with me.

I used to get my brother all pissed off and shouting. Soon as he raised his voice to me she'd whip his leg out from under him. Then pin him down until he shut up.

Not gonna lie...maybe 25% of the time I just pushed his buttons because watching her put him on his ass amused me to no fucking end.

Bro's kind of a dipshit though.

...

Fuck I miss my dog. :/

 

[Holidaypay]

Used to have a Rot/Lab mix, she passed a few years ago.

Best fucking dog I've ever had. No training or anything and she was super protective of me. Not possessive mind you, but you just didn't FUCK with me.

I used to get my brother all pissed off and shouting. Soon as he raised his voice to me she'd whip his leg out from under him. Then pin him down until he shut up.

Not gonna lie...maybe 25% of the time I just pushed his buttons because watching her put him on his ass amused me to no fucking end.

Bro's kind of a dipshit though.

...

Fuck I miss my dog. :/

I know what you mean I had 2 pits before I had my kids bolth about 85 ish pounds an I trained them to the extreme I use to have a course for them with a wall an ropes hanging from trees all types of shit they were bolth red noses one white one chocolate colored they would sit down in front of me an back up till there ass hit my feet an stay there like statues till I moved I never had them leashed a day in there life I had one for 12 years an one for 13.5 years I still think about them all the time one died of natural causes an I had to put the other down shit sucks

 

[Anabolixrip84]

As said before.... thread does not disappoint.




Some of you fuckers are crazy, I honestly don’t feel so bad about my own life anymore.

 

[Ozzy619]

I just got back home and used a prison pocket to keep warm during the frigid winter months.

 

[Xragexx]

I just got back home and used a prison pocket to keep warm during the frigid winter months.

Where you been bro? Long time no see

Hope all is well

 

[Ozzy619]

Where you been bro? Long time no see

Hope all is well

Im good man, Ill try and get back on here more often. Ive never lost contact with a couple guys here but will try and be back

 

[LeoTC]

I buy most of the groceries.

I also drink milk from the carton, because I bought that shit.

Even when I'm sick.

Because fuck it.