Confession Box

[Oldschool]

Im not sure if i ever posted this but..

When i was a virgin ive been a horny ass fucker, id jerk off multiple times a day and when i was in the mood, id heat up some oil and jerk of with that warm oil multiple times, i dunno how common in men that is but when i cum, and i keep jerking afterwards, i get really weird twitches because its an intense but ugly kinda feeling and i have to piss hard after a few pumps.
I used to jerk off on the toilet and continue until i had those piss twitches and after those keep on jerking to cum another time.

Anyways, one time i was so horny, i got myself a chicken breast, cut it open and tried to fuck it because i really wanted to know what a pussy feels like

 

[Fattest_animal]

Pretty sure, Kai Greene has all the Cantaloupes and grapefruits in his sex dungeon.

So I heard about Kai Greene and the grapefruit thing... what exactly happened? Lmao. Made a video of him raping a defenceless grape?

 

[nervje]

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I have no regrets, except not eating those 2lbs of (it was actual a) turkey breast

 

[Fattest_animal]

I have no regrets, except not eating those 2lbs of (it was actual a) turkey breast

Real talk, how's your dick nowadays? Got any illness? Dick H1N1? I once used olive oil because I had no lube, but I'd never use raw meat ...

 

[The Terminator]

Real talk, how's your dick nowadays? Got any illness? Dick H1N1? I once used olive oil because I had no lube, but I'd never use raw meat ...

Actually olive oil has long been used for penile virility lol

 

[Sk8man101]

This thread never disappoints lol.

 

[nervje]

Real talk, how's your dick nowadays? Got any illness? Dick H1N1? I once used olive oil because I had no lube, but I'd never use raw meat ...

It grew up to be a nice cock *haha..ha*

 

[The Terminator]

Ok I’ll admit something kinda embarrassing, when I was young I banged a sex doll lol, it was like part manakin part inflatable, arms/legs/boobs maybe were inflatable and it had a pussy and butthole, I think they call them flashlights? that went into it. It was a lot better than jacking off, but not quite as good as the real thing. Only used it once and ditched it tho lol. Not sure where this ranks with chickens and fruit lol

 

[TheUglyTruth]

Ok I’ll admit something kinda embarrassing, when I was young I banged a sex doll lol, it was like part manakin part inflatable, arms/legs/boobs maybe were inflatable and it had a pussy and butthole, I think they call them flashlights? that went into it. It was a lot better than jacking off, but not quite as good as the real thing. Only used it once and ditched it tho lol. Not sure where this ranks with chickens and fruit lol

Its called a Fleshlight, and sex dolls arent fleshlights, you just banged a doll, how is that embarrassing the sex toy industry is huge despite nobody talking about it, if you want embarrassing try Jimmy Pellechia at someone elses wedding getting drunk and leaving a present in someone elses sex doll as people could see the doll hunched over an open window.

 

[TheUglyTruth]

So I heard about Kai Greene and the grapefruit thing... what exactly happened? Lmao. Made a video of him raping a defenceless grape?

type in google with the safe search off, ''kai greene grapefruit porn'' trust me you'll be scared for life. you'll never eat a grapefruit again. perhaps just kai greene grapefruit and you'll be able to find the tamer pictures. apparently theres a video too, but thats not even a shock Nick Trigili admitted to G4P as well.

 

[The Terminator]

Its called a Fleshlight, and sex dolls arent fleshlights, you just banged a doll, how is that embarrassing the sex toy industry is huge despite nobody talking about it, if you want embarrassing try Jimmy Pellechia at someone elses wedding getting drunk and leaving a present in someone elses sex doll as people could see the doll hunched over an open window.

Ah lol fleshlight, it actually had a pussy/butthole shaped one that had to be inserted into the crotch area. Guess it woulda been embarrassing if parents saw it or something lol

 

[The Terminator]

Ah lol fleshlight, it actually had a pussy/butthole shaped one that had to be inserted into the crotch area. Guess it woulda been embarrassing if parents saw it or something lol

What if I named her Li Mei, would it be embarrassing then lol

 

[The Terminator]

I remember as a kid I got these sick nunchucks in China town. I tried to act like I was Bruce Lee with it in Enter the Dragon, Fists of Fury etc, ended up looking like Chris Farley in that scene from Beverly Hills Ninja where he hit himself in the head lol

 

[TheUglyTruth]

I remember as a kid I got these sick nunchucks in China town. I tried to act like I was Bruce Lee with it in Enter the Dragon, Fists of Fury etc, ended up looking like Chris Farley in that scene from Beverly Hills Ninja where he hit himself in the head lol

I still remember how Chris died, he got a hooker and did that cocaine binge and drank and partied with another drug i forget for 3-4 days straight and just overdosed, he was paranoid that people were laughing at him not because he was funny and mentally this got to him. but anyway, thats a funny story^

 

[TheUglyTruth]

What if I named her Li Mei, would it be embarrassing then lol

i'm drawing a blank or maybe i'm skimming over it, i'm missing the joke.

 

[The Terminator]

I still remember how Chris died, he got a hooker and did that cocaine binge and drank and partied with another drug i forget for 3-4 days straight and just overdosed, he was paranoid that people were laughing at him not because he was funny and mentally this got to him. but anyway, thats a funny story^

Yea I remember I was still in middle school when he died. He binged on speedballs (cocaine & heroin mixed in the same needle but I think in Chris Farley’s case it was morphine), prob cocaine by itself, booze, food, hookers, maybe weed I can’t remember. He already had atherosclerosis and wasn’t even 40. I loved his movies, snl skits etc. Too bad his darkness got over on him.

i'm drawing a blank or maybe i'm skimming over it, i'm missing the joke.

I think you were saying it wasn’t embarrassing for me to have sex with a sex doll since I wasn’t a celebrity and I asked if it was embarrassing if I named the doll..

 

[LeoTC]

Tried to kill one of my mother's former boyfriends via an air embolism.

I was eight and the dude was a drunk with penchant for physical abuse. He was also diabetic.

But being eight I didn't realize that you couldn't cause an embolism with a slin pin.

Just wanted the fucker gone.

Loosened his lug nuts at one point, tried to spike his booze with cleaner, all kinds of shit.

Think he finally realized I'd had enough when I told him flat out that if he didn't leave I'd just cut him up the next time he passed out.

I...was not a very happy child. :/

 

[Holidaypay]

Tried to kill one of my mother's former boyfriends via an air embolism.

I was eight and the dude was a drunk with penchant for physical abuse. He was also diabetic.

But being eight I didn't realize that you couldn't cause an embolism with a slin pin.

Just wanted the fucker gone.

Loosened his lug nuts at one point, tried to spike his booze with cleaner, all kinds of shit.

Think he finally realized I'd had enough when I told him flat out that if he didn't leave I'd just cut him up the next time he passed out.

I...was not a very happy child. :/

Well since were on the topic when I was like 6 there was a bees nest in my bedroom I kept getting stung my grandma who was a crazy drunk use to tell me I was lying an ground me an make me stay in my room all day so after about a month I gt fed up with getting stung all day an put tacks at the top of the stairs that led to my room an waited in the closet right next to the steps with a wiffle ball bat my plan was when she walked up stairs an stepped on the tacks an lifted her foot I would jump out an hit her with the bat an she would fall down the steps well she walked up stepped on the tacks an I pussied out i still kinda wonder what woulda happend to this day if I took that crazy bitch out ...true story guys I don't feel I was wrong either everyone has a breaking point an that bitch pushed me to mine at 6 lol

 

[TideGear]

Tried to kill one of my mother's former boyfriends via an air embolism.

I was eight and the dude was a drunk with penchant for physical abuse. He was also diabetic.

But being eight I didn't realize that you couldn't cause an embolism with a slin pin.

Just wanted the fucker gone.

Loosened his lug nuts at one point, tried to spike his booze with cleaner, all kinds of shit.

Think he finally realized I'd had enough when I told him flat out that if he didn't leave I'd just cut him up the next time he passed out.

I...was not a very happy child. :/

Well since were on the topic when I was like 6 there was a bees nest in my bedroom I kept getting stung my grandma who was a crazy drunk use to tell me I was lying an ground me an make me stay in my room all day so after about a month I gt fed up with getting stung all day an put tacks at the top of the stairs that led to my room an waited in the closet right next to the steps with a wiffle ball bat my plan was when she walked up stairs an stepped on the tacks an lifted her foot I would jump out an hit her with the bat an she would fall down the steps well she walked up stepped on the tacks an I pussied out i still kinda wonder what woulda happend to this day if I took that crazy bitch out ...true story guys I don't feel I was wrong either everyone has a breaking point an that bitch pushed me to mine at 6 lol

Two thumbs up

 

[Roger rabbit]

Well since were on the topic when I was like 6 there was a bees nest in my bedroom I kept getting stung my grandma who was a crazy drunk use to tell me I was lying an ground me an make me stay in my room all day so after about a month I gt fed up with getting stung all day an put tacks at the top of the stairs that led to my room an waited in the closet right next to the steps with a wiffle ball bat my plan was when she walked up stairs an stepped on the tacks an lifted her foot I would jump out an hit her with the bat an she would fall down the steps well she walked up stepped on the tacks an I pussied out i still kinda wonder what woulda happend to this day if I took that crazy bitch out ...true story guys I don't feel I was wrong either everyone has a breaking point an that bitch pushed me to mine at 6 lol

That’s some home alone next level planning shit right there[emoji23]