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What can I say. He talks to me. Don't know why. I never seem to listen, but just thought I would share in case anyone else wants to know...::)
 
#1 - Confusius say it is better to have cold beer in refrigerator, than to have cold vagina in bed. Should one find themselves stuck with cold vagina, make lemonade and save electricity bill. Enjoy the beer as the other is most likely already spoiled..
 
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What can I say. He talks to me. Don't know why. I never seem to listen, but just thought I would share in case anyone else wants to know...::)


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@CVictorg. - LOL. But you got to be not young enough for that mess...? I did not really like the "riff" at first, but I could not turn it off as it was kinda entertaining...:D

But the problem I have I think is the only voice I HEAR appears to be my own...:eek::eek: So what would that mean?? LOL

So you got a song for multiple personality disorder??:rolleyes:
 
#2 - Confusius Say - Sometimes one must wake up to glorious pile of stinking Cat Shit on favorite rug, in order to truly appreciate beauty of day...
 
confusius says, its a good time to stop drinking, when captain morgan puts his foot down.
 
Confusius Say - It is wise listen to the words of most honorable Millard Baker. As he is a very humble and wise man who is most generous in sharing of hard earned knowledge and wisdom. He is a good man who is LEADING the industry in the destruction of steroid ignorance, dis-information, and demonization, and thus paving the way for very bright future for humanity and science.!!

Congratulations Millard....!:)
 
#3 - Confusius Say - Time heal all open wound. However, particular wound is relevant to physical life. Physical life is derivative of time. Therefore - It is best to get some cream...;)
 
#4 - Confusius Say - VICTORY is defined by living long enough to awaken in the morning to find that one's enemy has not. Confusius also say modern day victory is to live long enough to awaken in morning, and not give a shit if enemy is dead OR alive...
 
#5 - Confusius Say - Bad Woman like-a Bad Gas. Can cause LONG, Unbelievable, Excruciating pain - even causing one to somtimes shit blood. However, once passed, relief make life brand new again. Ass should recover too...

Confusius LESSON of day - If bite apple and taste rotten - it IS ROTTEN. Put back.
 
#6 - Confusius Say - Happiness is an intended natural state of mind easily attained. The OPPOSITE of happiness being a state of mind which requires much work to achieve. Confusius say don't work so hard.:)
 
#7 - Confusius Say - If one wants to get pussy, he MUST FIRST become a pussy. One must first wisely measure COST vs. VALUE.....
 
#8 - Confusius Say - All Good things MUST come to an end - sooner or later. Just RELAX, they will make more....!:)
 
#9 - Confusius Say - Time is both our Enemy and our Friend depending upon how utilized. Do not be used by time, unless wearing high heels, leather, and holding whip...:) Success only correlate well with Duration if one's vector is sound!
 
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#10 - Confusius Say - Sooner or later, The Bastards will eventually find way to fuck your ass. Just make sure and Shit on their Dicks when they do....!;):D:eek::rolleyes:
 
#11 - Confusius Say - Sure fire way to double one's money and still save wish for another day. Shit in both hands...:)
 
#12 - Confusius Say - If act crazy most likely is crazy. Step lively & handle with care....
 
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