Massive690
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i could've sworn she was hot when i went to bed....
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dammit, woke up next to an ugly chick
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Fast Food
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Massive690 said:
it happens to the best of us..... welcome to the team and way to take one for the team! they all need lovin and its all pink in the middle....
ramboj70
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you must of not read that song about you in the poams thread, it was not a ugly girl it was your best friend the transvestite, LMAO haaaa haaaa haaaa haa heee heee heeeFast Food said:
Massive690
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ramboj70 said:
hahaha lmfao, i read it buddy, and i got another one about you brewin up in my head right now.
this chick wasn't that nasty, nice body but the face seemed quite a bit uglier this morning than i remembered from last night. i guess my standards are probably too high, but who can blame me with my all-american boyish good looks and layers of shredded, rippling muscle
MANWHORE
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So,your saying she was a butaface?Massive690 said:
Your going to have to learn anti beer goggle techniques before you're allowed to go out again.
1. Scope out bar BEFORE you drink. Note which girls are actually hot. Write this down. Pin it to your shirt with a note, "If you are not on this list, please do not talk to me".
2. there are always the ones you missed, or that snuck in later. These are your enemies. You must avoid them at all costs. If you haven't seen her before, keep remembering this morning. Think of how it felt, that sudden heart stopping moment, the sweat that broke out... the embarassing 'conversation'.
(was she Cayote ugly? When you woke up, did you gnaw your arm off to get away without waking her?)
3. Use a designated scoper. This is the guy or gal you trust, who doesn't drink that night. He will keep you on the straight and narrow.
(Caveat... if he's a dink, he will keep the good ones for himself, so get someone you trust, or love enough to let him steal the hot ones from you).
4. Less reliable, but valid when all else fails...
(to be continued, I have to go)
1. Scope out bar BEFORE you drink. Note which girls are actually hot. Write this down. Pin it to your shirt with a note, "If you are not on this list, please do not talk to me".
2. there are always the ones you missed, or that snuck in later. These are your enemies. You must avoid them at all costs. If you haven't seen her before, keep remembering this morning. Think of how it felt, that sudden heart stopping moment, the sweat that broke out... the embarassing 'conversation'.
(was she Cayote ugly? When you woke up, did you gnaw your arm off to get away without waking her?)
3. Use a designated scoper. This is the guy or gal you trust, who doesn't drink that night. He will keep you on the straight and narrow.
(Caveat... if he's a dink, he will keep the good ones for himself, so get someone you trust, or love enough to let him steal the hot ones from you).
4. Less reliable, but valid when all else fails...
(to be continued, I have to go)
Massive690 said:
ramboj70
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so your saying you have seen better heads on a head of lettuce? you have to stop drinking bro, its causing you pain in the long runMANWHORE said:So,your saying she was a butaface?
Massive690
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ramboj70 said:
hahaha, i know it is. but im sure it was fun at the time
the bad thing is that she lives in my complex, just a few doors down. so now im gonna have to sneak home and be sure to keep my door locked at all times. maybe i can talk one of my friends into telling her i died or something, that should het her off my back
ramboj70
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not that easy bro, she will be over almost every night and when her lease is up she is moving in, your fucked, see what your penis does to you, and the even bad thing is,she is pregneant now, holy shit a little masive running aroundMassive690 said:hahaha, i know it is. but im sure it was fun at the time
Massive690
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ramboj70 said:
DAMMIT... she is pregnant isn't she, im fucked now. i sure wish i actually liked her. but your penis always wins, its like that senifeld episode where jerry's penis and brain are playing chess.
MANWHORE
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At least she had a nice body. I've banged girls(not many now)with pretty faces and big...when i say big,i mean BIG bodies. I'd rather have the nice body and not so good face. Did you have to chew your arm off to get out of the house this morning without waking her?Massive690 said:hahaha, i know it is. but im sure it was fun at the time
thick
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lol,with the few uglies i have bumped, i seem to realize they are ugly right when i am done so i leave at that precise moment. no waking up to that ugly shit
You are not alone. This chick I am pretty good friends with was telling me today that she did this guy last night becasue she knew there was no way his poor ass could have gotten much play in his life and she felt a little sorry for him. She said it was not that big of a deal because he was kind of built, so she bit the bullet and took one for the team. It apparently had been a while for her too. Which is not hard to believe because she tips the scales at a little over 3 bills. Well as it turns out, she finds out that this poor sap lives a few doors down in her building. Now she is paraniod that he will trail her like a puppy dog, because in his words, she was amazing and the best he had ever had. I told her it was her own fault for being sympathetic and wished her the best. Hope things work out for you too massive.
STNCLD
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Bwahahaha,
I guess that we all need to start asking girls we take home if they have any friends that frequent Meso. That way we are all safe.
she is pushing 3 bills HAHAHA
Stncld
I guess that we all need to start asking girls we take home if they have any friends that frequent Meso. That way we are all safe.
she is pushing 3 bills HAHAHA
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Massive690
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MANWHORE said:At least she had a nice body. I've banged girls(not many now)with pretty faces and big...when i say big,i mean BIG bodies. I'd rather have the nice body and not so good face. Did you have to chew your arm off to get out of the house this morning without waking her?
i wasn't even going to wast my time chewin my arm off over her. i like my arm and i use it quite a bit lol. i just woke her ass up and said i gotta go
ramboj70
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MASSIVE STOP LIEING, you know damn well you told her that you had a really good time and you wanted to see her again, you even cooked her breakfast, she had the 12 eggs right and then you banged her againMassive690 said:
Massive690
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ramboj70 said:
dammit!!! how do you always see right through me???? yeah im always too nice to people. thats what gets me in so much trouble, then they think i actually like them because i tell them things like.... well... like "i like you" she's already called me twice today and its only 3:45. abd to make matters worse, i know im gonna get drunk tonight cuz the t-wolves are playing, and when i get really shitty my dick start talking me into things....
Slick Arrado
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bigpmp said:
Damn!! Is this place turning into Bolex?!?! Haha!!
This coming from a 3 hundred pounder?! Maybe she gets a lot of ass from the brothers, but I just dont see a white guy hittin somethin that large.bigpmp said:
Massive690
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Bob Smith said:
lmfao, sounds to me like he was the one doing her the favor
