damn bird #2

big louie

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Hey rambo,

I got to be honest here bro, i was thinking of your clown ass when i got home from the gym today! i stopped to buy a gallon of milk and some yams after my lift - when i returned home i parked the car and open the trunk to get my goods out when wammo! some dirt bag bird shit right on top of my head! I looked up and it was looking right at me! I instantly thought of you and how i had to share this wonderful experience..
 
big louie said:
Hey rambo,

I got to be honest here bro, i was thinking of your clown ass when i got home from the gym today! i stopped to buy a gallon of milk and some yams after my lift - when i returned home i parked the car and open the trunk to get my goods out when wammo! some dirt bag bird shit right on top of my head! I looked up and it was looking right at me! I instantly thought of you and how i had to share this wonderful experience..

Can't win with the birds, rambo eventually just gave up on his bird, ever see the Seinfeld with the pigeons that wouldn't move.
 
big louie said:
Hey rambo,

I got to be honest here bro, i was thinking of your clown ass when i got home from the gym today! i stopped to buy a gallon of milk and some yams after my lift - when i returned home i parked the car and open the trunk to get my goods out when wammo! some dirt bag bird shit right on top of my head! I looked up and it was looking right at me! I instantly thought of you and how i had to share this wonderful experience..
LMFAO, you see I am the bird master, word of advice dont fight with the bird its a never winning battle, offer the bird a drink of water or some food and become its friend, your life will be much better if your friends,
 
big louie said:
Hey rambo,

I got to be honest here bro, i was thinking of your clown ass when i got home from the gym today! i stopped to buy a gallon of milk and some yams after my lift - when i returned home i parked the car and open the trunk to get my goods out when wammo! some dirt bag bird shit right on top of my head! I looked up and it was looking right at me! I instantly thought of you and how i had to share this wonderful experience..


hahahaha lmfao, that bird knew what he was doing. he was planning out shitting on your head all day. yes sir, damn bird is right :)
 
lmao! damn that sucks BL. YOu gotta get that lil pecker back. I was thinking about rambo the other day also. Saw a dog humping a cows leg and thought about how rambo would be jealous of the cow
 
i feel you ...bird shit is terrible...a bird shit on my pants when i was going out to dinner with my friends...look like a jizzed all over my black pants....great fun
 
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