damn bird

[ramboj70]

I got this bird that deceided to build a fucking nest in the little tree I have right by my front door of my house, well I came home this morning from a workout and put the key in my lock and the fucking bird attack me it started pecking my head and raming into it, I know the bird just had babies so I deceided to let the nest stay in the tree, now I am forced to kill the babies because I cant catch the fucking mother, but everytime I walk out there it attacks me, any help would be great, I have to many holes in my head from that bird, should I wait until it goes to sleep, then kill them

 

[dolfe1]

Haha, only something like this would happen to you, not much you can do, maybe move the nest, better than killing the babys if you care.

 

[Rod]

How about you just use the back door instead of slaughtering a nest full of baby birds. If you think that mother bird gave you a hard time when you were going in the front door just wait until you start killing her babies.

PS If you do, be sure to have someone take pictures so you can post them.

 

[Fast Food]

well if there are 6 of them.... eat the egg whites!!!! good deal!

 

[ramboj70]

well if there are 6 of them.... eat the egg whites!!!! good deal!

i will be damned if I let a little bird run my house thinking it was hers, I just tried to move the damn thing it attacked me again. this is starting to hurt, I just brought out my glock to try and shoot that fucking bird but it wont stay still to get a clear shot, so I tried to hit it with my sling shot damn bird is way to fast, guess I have to wait until its bed time, I might try the high pressure water hose. I even gave the birdies some worms the other day, what i can do is park my dog right by the nest let him take the abuse!

 

[Fast Food]

i will be damned if I let a little bird run my house thinking it was hers, I just tried to move the damn thing it attacked me again. this is starting to hurt, I just brought out my glock to try and shoot that fucking bird but it wont stay still to get a clear shot, so I tried to hit it with my sling shot damn bird is way to fast, guess I have to wait until its bed time, I might try the high pressure water hose. I even gave the birdies some worms the other day, what i can do is park my dog right by the nest let him take the abuse!

one thing is apparant, i'm in tears over here..... also... when you finally get the damn bird..... now this is very important GIVE IT THE PEOPLES THUMB.... bird style!

 

[ramboj70]

one thing is apparant, i'm in tears over here..... also... when you finally get the damn bird..... now this is very important GIVE IT THE PEOPLES THUMB.... bird style!

i tell you what this bird for its size sure packs a mean punch, i have beak marks all over my fucking body, and they hurt worse then the crack in spine, and now I have to get more pain meds

 

[AlphaWolf]

Wait till night time, get yourself a countainer and scoop the whole nest up in it and relocate it perhaps to someones front door who you hate, then when they kill the thing you call the humane society.

 

[PUMPED]

lmao

this is too funny....at least its not shitting all over you when it attacks you...thats a plus

 

[Fast Food]

yeah my alma mater mascot is the SEAGUL.... because I went to college near a beach.... but anyways, I got shit on by those fuckers many a times.... I HATE EM! I hate birds period.... and i cant stand those parokeets... i'll strangle those fuckers too!

 

[PUMPED]

i got shit on by a bird for the first time in my life walking to a restaurant with my bros a couple weeks ago..... black pants with white shit only over my pant legs, fucking digusting

 

[Turbo1]

IF and this is a big IF you decide to do the humane thing and move the nest you may end of killing them anyways. Once the Mother smells your scent on the nest she will leave it and never come back.

 

[dolfe1]

I fucking hate it when I just finish washing my car and a teradactyl flies over and drenches your hood, roof, and trunk.

 

[PUMPED]

do the humane thing...

in all honestly the whole idea if your scent gets on the babies the mother won't come back is just a wives tale...

i had the same thing happen but the nest had fallen out of a tree in my back yard...i called some wildilfe bird perserve and they said that you can touch them, thats it was just a wives tale...

I still just in case put on some nitrile gloves/ rubber gloves...and moved the nest..the mother did come back too...and everything was right in the world

 

[PUMPED]

I fucking hate it when I just finish washing my car and a teradactyl flies over and drenches your hood, roof, and trunk.

haha...i hear you..right on my nice black trans am.....

it also eats at your paint...so a word of advice get that shit off as soon as you can.....

 

[greyowl]

Best of luck in your war against an animal with a brain the size of a match-head.

Rambo, no offence but I'm rooting for the bird.

 

[Fast Food]

Best of luck in your war against an animal with a brain the size of a match-head.

Rambo, no offence but I'm rooting for the bird.

we should change greyowls name to ROOTIEBIRD

 

[thick]

wait til dark, blind it with a spotlight, throw a sheet over it and wrap it up for a welcome gift to your new neighbors

 

[ramboj70]

we should change greyowls name to ROOTIEBIRD

well these are all good ideas, but how can one root for a fucking bird to win, greyowls I thought we were bro's now I have to call you the name fat food gave you, rootiebird LMFAO, and thick I will try that tonight with the flash light but for now I am having my dog stand guard and I am getting my video recorder to catch this fucking bird on camera, my dog will go nuts if he cant get that damn bird, just be watching americas funniest videos, you will see my dog getting attack and me shooting at that fucking bird with my glock, its going to be some funny shit, neighbors will really love me then when I am all dressed up in my cammies with cammie paint on my face caping fucking rounds at a little piece of shit bird. I can see it now I am in jail

 

[greyowl]

Rootiebird, sounds good! LOL

BTW, unless I'm mistaken, the phrase "to root" is slang for "to fuck" in Australia.