date or marry girl who wont give oral?

There's more to a chick than blowjobs. And if someone bases a dating/marriage decision on that, then I feel really sorry for that person.
 
Bob Smith said:
There's more to a chick than blowjobs. And if someone bases a dating/marriage decision on that, then I feel really sorry for that person.



well weep for me my friend, because I was with one of the non-blowjobbers for 3 years and let me tell you, it sucks. sure there's more to women that blowjobs but I have a chick now who prefers swallowing my sword at least twice a day, and I now realize that a good slobjob goes a long way in a relationship. to all the slobjobbers everywhere, I'd like to take this moment to share my thanks. god bless em all.
 
crewboss said:
well weep for me my friend, because I was with one of the non-blowjobbers for 3 years and let me tell you, it sucks. sure there's more to women that blowjobs but I have a chick now who prefers swallowing my sword at least twice a day, and I now realize that a good slobjob goes a long way in a relationship. to all the slobjobbers everywhere, I'd like to take this moment to share my thanks. god bless em all.

amen crew. :D i agree that you would have to be out of your mind to base dating/marriage on whether or not she eats the beef but you'd have to be even crazier to be with a chick that doesn't. 'she thinks it's gross...' get the fuck out of here honey. go home and play with your fucking dolls... :mad:
 
Bob Smith said:
There's more to a chick than blowjobs. And if someone bases a dating/marriage decision on that, then I feel really sorry for that person.

I have to agree with Bob on this one.
 
I get hummers all the time so its not an issue in my relationship. But to throw away an otherwise good chick because she wont slob your knob is, IMO, fucking retarded.
 
Bob Smith said:
I get hummers all the time so its not an issue in my relationship. But to throw away an otherwise good chick because she wont slob your knob is, IMO, fucking retarded.

bob, i wasn't pointing any fingers bro. i know you're a smart dude so you wouldn't be one of those guys getting stuck with a chick that doesn't suck the knob... but i must emphasize, even if she's a great chick, you must drop as there are many other great chicks out there who also like to snack on the baloney pony... :D
 
Chip Bronson said:
amen crew. :D i agree that you would have to be out of your mind to base dating/marriage on whether or not she eats the beef but you'd have to be even crazier to be with a chick that doesn't. 'she thinks it's gross...' get the fuck out of here honey. go home and play with your fucking dolls... :mad:



"i think it's gross".... she obviously hasn't seen the 11 Commandments. The one where the 11th Commandment is "thoust females of the land shall beckon man meat but thrice each successive day." i swear that shit's real
 
LOL..... Im not saying I dont like it,, But if its something the girl Im dating doesnt like,, Im not going to excpect it her to do it.... Its like, Peas, I cant stand them, and Im sure as hell not going to eat them just because my girl wants me to...... This thread made me think of my first blow job.... I was at a party,,, probably 16 years old,,, my friend told me that this girl wanted to give me a blow job,,, I started freaking out,,, and the first thing I thought of was "I hope my balls dont stink"... So I went into the bathroom hopped in the tub and washed my works up, with irsh spring.... Anyways,,, I guess I didnt get all the soap rinsed out of my Pubes,,, because I looked down while she was blowing me,, and suds were building up on her top lip... How funny is that... I saw her several years later and told her about it,,,, she said she thought it was a bit soapy tasteing..... every time ive seen her since,, she calls me "irish spring".... Ah, to be young and dumb again.
 
if it made my girl happy, i'd eat the damn peas and act like i liked it. that's my issue, it's all about high maintenance. fuck dem non slobbing hoze.
 
No biggie if she doesn't give you head. I would much rather spread her legs put it inside of her and pounce on her while asking "Who's ya daddie!"

Have a nice day
K-
 
spit and polish

I think a girl being "grossed out" by giving oral is just a sympton of much deeper issues. (unless she's like 12yrs old). When I,m in a relationship, I need to be very attracted to my mate. I want to hold her and touch her everywhere. Bob don't you think this is important? When my girlfriend walks by, I want to be with her in every way, whether that means a hug or licking her clit!!! Don't you think that a woman should feel the same way about you. My girl wants to hug me, squeeze me, grab me, lick me, all of the above. If your girl doesn't want these things too, than there is something wrong. When I see my girl I just want eat her up!! She feels the same way!! More so after 20yrs in the gym!
When I take my shirt off, She says she wants to lick me from my toes up.
If a girl doesn't want your body how can she really be attracted to you.
A girl that doesn't want to give head, is still just a child, or has some really deep seated oral issues. Don't waste your time trying to "grow her up"
Fuck her, and kick her to the curb.
Just my .02 Have a lovely day!! :D
 
The girl I'm dating now likes to give head but she's not very good at it. Out of the 4 times she's given me head I've only cum once. The other times I had to tell her to stop.

I'm not going to dump her over it though.
 
Resolving it this way.

Simple. Dont eat her. If she don't suck the stick don't lick the pie. Trust me women love having their pie's licked. Well at least the women I've been with cuz I'm such a PRO.

Had them curling their toes and everything. But if she ain't going to please you in something you enjoy don't please her with something she may enjoy.
 
good point. it is a 2way hwy. nothing worse than a girl who thinks she is too good to suck it. Be a slut in the bedroom and a business women in public. That is the law correct?

. But if she ain't going to please you in something you enjoy don't please her with something she may enjoy.[/QUOTE]
 
Patuba said:
The girl I'm dating now likes to give head but she's not very good at it. Out of the 4 times she's given me head I've only cum once. The other times I had to tell her to stop.

I'm not going to dump her over it though.
Teach her.
 
on paper a blowjob shouldnt be the "be all end all" of a relationship. however, if its really important to you, then i would forget her. its comes down to not being sexually compatible. and while sex does not make a relationship, it is a very big part of one. look how many married people cheat on their spouses because they arent being fullfilled sexually at home. they go to someone who will fullfill them. i hear horror stories of married men not getting sex as often as they want because after "X" amount of years of marriage, the woman just "doesnt feel like it". the men go elsewhere...and vise versa. not being fullfilled/completely satified sexually. assuming good hygiene on the mans part, and the chick doesnt want to do it, then out she goes! why? because the man wouldnt be totally satisfied. and that would most likely lead to wandering. and that would destroy the marriage. so why bother getting married, having a chick on the side, getting caught, going through a divorce, losing almost everything you worked for your whole life in the settlement, starting all over while sitting on a beach chair to watch TV because you cant afford a barka lounger, all because that non-dick sucking rag took everything you had because the stupid fucking whore wouldnt blow the meat whistle every now and again because the cumpdump thought it was disgusting!!! FUCK HER...TOSS HER OUT!

i dont need a BJ everyday, but by golly, i better be able to put it in her mouth when i do want one.

have a nice day
 
joe shmoe said:
on paper a blowjob shouldnt be the "be all end all" of a relationship. however, if its really important to you, then i would forget her. its comes down to not being sexually compatible. and while sex does not make a relationship, it is a very big part of one. look how many married people cheat on their spouses because they arent being fullfilled sexually at home. they go to someone who will fullfill them. i hear horror stories of married men not getting sex as often as they want because after "X" amount of years of marriage, the woman just "doesnt feel like it". the men go elsewhere...and vise versa. not being fullfilled/completely satified sexually. assuming good hygiene on the mans part, and the chick doesnt want to do it, then out she goes! why? because the man wouldnt be totally satisfied. and that would most likely lead to wandering. and that would destroy the marriage. so why bother getting married, having a chick on the side, getting caught, going through a divorce, losing almost everything you worked for your whole life in the settlement, starting all over while sitting on a beach chair to watch TV because you cant afford a barka lounger, all because that non-dick sucking rag took everything you had because the stupid fucking whore wouldnt blow the meat whistle every now and again because the cumpdump thought it was disgusting!!! FUCK HER...TOSS HER OUT!

i dont need a BJ everyday, but by golly, i better be able to put it in her mouth when i do want one.

have a nice day

I agree 100%, exactly what I think
 
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Okay I'll tell you. I prefer getting some sex than a BJ. But when I'm 255lbs I ain't doing all that humping and jumping. That shit is worse than doing the stair master. So my wife has to suck the magic stick. Of course I give her "licky, licky" then she does me.

Now that I'm down in weight I have more engery for humping and jumping. Also, during the bulking season when on Deca my friend has no ability to "raise up." So we go with hand jobs, lol.

You just have to Coordinate.
 
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