Cereal masturbator
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On a pretty high dosage of tren right now, of course had the mandatory argument with the girlfriend Monday night, sleeping on the couch. I’m 6”0 like 285lbs right now and sleeping on a small 3 seater sofa, that mixed with the tren has made sleep nearly impossible. Only logical decision take a zopiclone, have a wank and fall sleep. Anyway I get distracted and stay up for a while, zopiclone has started to make me feel funny because it’s kicked in but I’m still awake. Call it self sabotage, call it the tren ? I decided to take 5 more and a cialis, get really hazy and have a massive wank. Lie down on the coach start loading up the filthiest pornography know to man ….. BAM woken up by a screaming girlfriend, 2 hours late for work, phone next to me displaying borderline criminal activity’s. Dick is still in hand, never got to have my wank. Curtains are open life’s ruined. What a start to a Monday lads, I wish you alll a better week.
Don’t do tren
Don’t do tren