Ian Smith
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Dear ian... Why do you always try to lick the sweat off of my balls?
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Phreezer said:
Well, this isnt starting out like I had hoped..
Dear Phreezer in seattle.. I try to lick the sweat off your balls because it is ingrained in all male species to try and groom one another for the purpose of helping that person find a mateing partner, dirty balls= no mateing which eventually equals a smaller herd.. For the good of the herd.
Dear Ian,
My name is "Dave" and I have a girlfriend named "Matilda." Three months ago we went out to one of those adult clubs where people swap partners and have sex with multiple people each night. We wanted a quiet night out, so I thought this would be a good choice. Matilda really liked it as she got railed from behind by this 5'2 black guy that was hung like an elephant trunk. I was really jealous of what that guy was packing. I left her to enjoy herself and went over to an orgy that was going on. It was myself, 5 girls and a small farm animal, I believe it was sheep. Well, about a week after this night I got some really bad rash on my genitals and inner thighs. There are red bumps, some look like blisters ready to pop, and others that ooze puss all day long. I havent been back since, but Matilda is now a regular.
Anyway, to make a long story short, what kind of gas grill would you suggest I buy for my backyard patio?
Thanks,
"Dave" from Miami
My name is "Dave" and I have a girlfriend named "Matilda." Three months ago we went out to one of those adult clubs where people swap partners and have sex with multiple people each night. We wanted a quiet night out, so I thought this would be a good choice. Matilda really liked it as she got railed from behind by this 5'2 black guy that was hung like an elephant trunk. I was really jealous of what that guy was packing. I left her to enjoy herself and went over to an orgy that was going on. It was myself, 5 girls and a small farm animal, I believe it was sheep. Well, about a week after this night I got some really bad rash on my genitals and inner thighs. There are red bumps, some look like blisters ready to pop, and others that ooze puss all day long. I havent been back since, but Matilda is now a regular.
Anyway, to make a long story short, what kind of gas grill would you suggest I buy for my backyard patio?
Thanks,
"Dave" from Miami
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Bob Smith said:
Dave from Miami,, first, dont go with a gas grill, use charquaol (thats a tuff one to spell)... Secondly,get a shot of penicillian,, and purchase some sheers,, before you lay down with the sheep again,, Follow my motto,, sheer it you wont fear it... There are many nastey things that live in sheeps wool,, so sheering is a necissity...
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Rod said:Dear ian...
Why do you have that silly avatar? Did Phreezer give it to you? Does he make you wear that sort of thing all the time? Or only when he allows you out in public?
Dear rod in tokyo,, I have that avatar because it reminds me of how quickly one can turn blue on a rainy day,,,,, and it kind of turns me on.... And so you know,, I escaped phreezers basement many months ago.
Dear Ian,
Thanks for the advice on the penicillin, my rash cleared up only a few weeks after using 3 pills a day. Matilda is now a co-owner in the club and often has sex with 30-50 people per night, 6 days a week. I am thinking about using her as a carport for the house, as she is loose enough to fit a Lincoln Navigator between her legs.
For charcoal grills, what brand makes good ones? Should I buy one from a garage sale or would the Martha Stewart catalog be better?
Thanks again,
Dave from Ft Lauderdale
Thanks for the advice on the penicillin, my rash cleared up only a few weeks after using 3 pills a day. Matilda is now a co-owner in the club and often has sex with 30-50 people per night, 6 days a week. I am thinking about using her as a carport for the house, as she is loose enough to fit a Lincoln Navigator between her legs.
For charcoal grills, what brand makes good ones? Should I buy one from a garage sale or would the Martha Stewart catalog be better?
Thanks again,
Dave from Ft Lauderdale
Ian Smith
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Rod, this is the "Dear Ian thread" not the "Dear rod thread"... Unless you have naked pics of Connie Chung,, let me answer the questions.
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Dave from fort lowderdale... Rod allready answered you damned question about grills.
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Do you have the pics yet...HHHMMMMM?
Buuuurrrpp.. This thread requires me to go get a bottle of wine... BRB..
Dear Rod,
What is a Webber? Is that a type of Christmas light? It sounds like a new Christmas light setup. Where do I buy it?
Thanks,
Dave from Daytona
What is a Webber? Is that a type of Christmas light? It sounds like a new Christmas light setup. Where do I buy it?
Thanks,
Dave from Daytona
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Bob Smith said:
Dear dave from daytona,,, A webber is what a man with a speech impidiment puts on his penis so he can have safe sex.... Allways wear your webber.
EDIT: DEAR ROD....
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Rod said:
CONNIE CHUNG PICS!!!!!
Dear Rod,Rod said:
I currently have a 6 foot, dual tank Viking gas grill with a built in refrigerator and 4 burner stove. Is this better than a Webber?
Dave from Tampa
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Dave From Tampa, You Will Ask Me All The Questions, Or I Will Have To Politely Ask You To Ban Youself From This Board!
